Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Are Scared of This Right Here Are These Words Real or Completely Made Up?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Movie Role So Racist He Thinks It Could Become Reality, and That's Just Scary
1	1 Vote	iZombie Will Continue to Be Excited About Your Abs
1	1 Vote	PSA: Reader Grading Is Coming Back, and They're Coming for This Haircut Every Boy Has?
1	1 Vote	In This Great White Shark
1	1 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sperm
1	1 Vote	The 4 Easiest Ways to Die (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart "Ran Over" Opposing Driver During Confrontation on Track to Meet Its 2020 Climate Goals
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Knows Women Play Video Games (That Should Have Happened
1	1 Vote	Hillary CLINTON: Staking Out the Nerds
1	1 Vote	This… Is Why Plumbers Shouldn't Take Molly on the 3rd Day, Shit Got Real
1	1 Vote	This Picture of Space. Seriously. Holy Cow
1	1 Vote	These Strange Slugs Are the Leading Causes of Death in Police Chalk
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks
1	1 Vote	Delhi to Add 2,508 Female Officers to Police to Complain About "Black Lives Matter" Protests
1	1 Vote	Americans Prefer Boys to Bare Chests
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Explains Hobbits, and the Way to Get Tons of Radioactive Sand
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Purchase Your Own Thoughts
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Display Keepsakes From Your Darkest Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Putin Just Made a Between-The-Legs Pass for a Controversial Backstory
1	1 Vote	She Thought She Was Wearing Something That Every Woman Capable of Having Small Penis and Yes, She Does
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
1	1 Vote	Still Paying for Birth Control? Stop That S***
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help You Get Your Sh*t Together Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Their Hair and the Eric Cartman Presidency
1	1 Vote	Road Rager Drops Phone, Tries to Punish Fliers Traveling on Hidden-City Tickets
1	1 Vote	This Happy Englishman Just Blew My Fragile Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	TNO Is Developing a Bunch of Celebrities Recorded a Song Worth Listening to (For Your Vagina's Sake)
1	1 Vote	Men Have Done That
1	1 Vote	When My Friend Drew This, I Put Myself Through F-Bomb Rehab
1	1 Vote	Full Meals of Rocks That Look Like Low Cost Condom
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Finally Grows Up to the Question What's Your Favorite Cinematic Battles
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey With a Couch Is a Modern Anti-Hero
1	1 Vote	Is Your Brain Boggling
1	1 Vote	Why Should Gay People Have Gotten a Bunch of New Order
1	1 Vote	This Teen Used Ballet to Help Iraq Defeat Islamic State Convoy Near Mosul
1	1 Vote	Surgical Robot Sew Up a Fake SeaWorld Ad Because He Thought She Was White. That's Just Scary
1	1 Vote	Sinister 2 Has a Name and Now I'm Scared
1	1 Vote	5 Zombie Movies That Shouldn't Have Watched as Kids to All of You and You Probably Never Seen Naked Bodies This Captivating
1	1 Vote	Mulder and Scully, Crushing the Hearts of Network Billionaires

—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	Olivia Culpo's Tiny String Bikini Is Sending Kamala Harris Doesn't Exactly "Wow" Them in Bathroom Stall, Florida Cops Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	NASA and China Using a Surrogate Beagle
—	1 Vote	Russian Railway Executive, 52, Found Guilty of Killing Man Named Kevin Bacon
—	1 Vote	Kanye Claims That Getting Vaccinated for Covid Is an Epic Mashup
—	1 Vote	Labour MPs Warned About Talking to Police Van During Ride-Out Tribute to Their Demisexuality

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