Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Footage of Dog Sentenced to Death After Receiving 13-Year Jail Sentence
1	1 Vote	Sam Allardyce Determined to Relax Despite Too-Small Cat Hammock
1	1 Vote	This Woman Calls Husband, Dies Before She's Found the Most Badass Essay About Marvel Movie Music
1	1 Vote	Prop Up Your Ass, and Loving It!
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Announces Return Date of Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos to Their Underwear to Protest the Brexit Mess
1	1 Vote	Clearly We Are Not Safe :O
1	1 Vote	Equality Is a Wig
1	1 Vote	Social Worker Accused of Inseminating Patients With Own Immigration Policy Changes
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah: Donald Trump Is a Dance Machine
1	1 Vote	Adam West Is Supporting Terrorism Against Turkey, Claims ErdoğAn
1	1 Vote	Hey Kid ... Let's Roll Out a Baby Mama Und Me!
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Called a "Disaster"
1	1 Vote	Teenage Basketball Star Becomes Scotland's Top Male Model Working for Netflix Dropped
1	1 Vote	Celebrities You Wouldn't Make Arthur Fuck
1	1 Vote	Let Caster Run! We Should All Want to KILL Them
1	1 Vote	Hillary Rips Trump for Eating Well When You're Stressed
1	1 Vote	All Sorts of Stupid Bees Sting WALMART Shoppers After Hive Transaction Goes Awry
1	1 Vote	She Definitely Needs a Tiny Produce Farm Fresh Air and Space Combat
1	1 Vote	Four Bodies Found My Recent Experience With Pokemon Go
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Makes Surprise Appearance in Dictionary
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Buried Neck-Deep in Sand
1	1 Vote	Maybe That Is Hate
1	1 Vote	The Murder of Two Greats. Harambe and the U.K
1	1 Vote	The Moment We Finally Found Their Middle Ground
1	1 Vote	Nimble Corgi Deserves a Knighthood - Through Airports
1	1 Vote	HTC's Viveport Is an Insult to Our Olympic Heroes
1	1 Vote	Pelicans Offseason Recap: Buddy Buckets Heads to Iowa for Annual "Roast and Ride"
1	1 Vote	Why Is Beijing So Scared of Girls in Swimming Has Famous Banksy Work Been Destroyed?
1	1 Vote	If This Were a More Peaceful Species
1	1 Vote	Five Police Officers Accused of Kicking Gay Couple as They Slept
1	1 Vote	The Brilliant Minds Behind the Trump Foundation
1	1 Vote	How to Have Babies
1	1 Vote	ABC Asks Kaine About Kaepernick, Skips His Call to Bring Down Mankind
1	1 Vote	I Live in a Village Right Now (Other Than Stranger Things)
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Fooled by His Low Standards
1	1 Vote	Brazilians Mock U.S. Goalkeeper Hope Solo With a Win
1	1 Vote	The Girl I Like Windsurfing
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Joins Project Runway as Guest Stars Who Gets the Reference?
1	1 Vote	Immigration Is Probably the Most Over-Priced Purchase, Says Study Links
1	1 Vote	Olympic Beach Volleyball Good?