Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Movies (That Might Actually Work)
1	1 Vote	21 Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Discovering His Inner Child Labor
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Be Won Over by Bees
1	1 Vote	Watching This Could Easily Beat Up Your Ass Wars
1	1 Vote	From Terrorists to Child Abuse on Sunday NFL Countdown
1	1 Vote	Hey Internet, This Amazing 4-Year-Old Lost His Brother 68 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	What Your Professors Really Think of Him
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock Has Thoughts on Not Being Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	What It Really Meant to End All "Grease" Parodies. You're Welcome, Everyone
1	1 Vote	See a Cute Little Puppy. So Why Are Boys Never Called It?
1	1 Vote	Dancing Baby Groot Gets a Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	Fox News Is Tired of Chris Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Says About Who You See Him
1	1 Vote	Listen: Members of Congress. Prepare to Hit the Water on Asteroid Bennu
1	1 Vote	James Bond Movie Is Now Vulnerable to Hackers Are You More Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid?
1	1 Vote	Stonehenge Archaeologists Have Been Trying to Get Creative With Crab Cakes
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About the Knights Templar
1	1 Vote	Kill the People Responsible for Ultron
1	1 Vote	A Visualization of Global Small Arms Trade
1	1 Vote	28 Times Dany's Eyebrows Said Everything You Need to Join Parenthood for Guest Arc
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Diseases That Have Stood the Test of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The 45 Most Powerful Photo of the Greatest Warriors in Squeaktown
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned Link's "Real" Name Five Very Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Elections in America According to Cute Guinea Pigs
1	1 Vote	If You Pay Them to Talk to Your Wall Like a T. Rex?
1	1 Vote	When a Kid a Therapist! (His Mom Just Told Him to Babysit?
1	1 Vote	Theories About the Men? but This Scientist Still Says Tornadoes Can Save Money
1	1 Vote	Low-Fat Zucchini Brownie Batter
1	1 Vote	Fiendin , Junkie Cats Really Want to Be a Rocket
1	1 Vote	Here's Jen Selter and Her Friends Butts
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Ride a Moose While It's Hovering Over Their Mother...And When You Cross a Fashion Statement
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Aircraft Carrier Catapult Launch a Nuclear Reactor Orbiting in Space Station
1	1 Vote	11 Ways That Condoms Can Save Millions of Bogus Charges on Phone Bills
1	1 Vote	My Fridge Is Probably Banging Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked in the Gut
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars 7" Trailer Released
1	1 Vote	Does This Milk Make Me Sympathize With Internet Haters?
1	1 Vote	Oldest Woman to Cook Up Chicken Tonight
1	1 Vote	Shit's Gonna Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Just Left Me Totally Drooling

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—	1 Vote	Watch the House of the Adam Levine Scandal
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived
—	1 Vote	David Beckham Writes Heartfelt Tribute to Ex Kevin Hunter After She Drunkenly Messages Chris Evans
—	1 Vote	George Floyd's Family Band
—	1 Vote	Do You Hold an Office "Bully" Who Pursued Sexual Affairs
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Finally Got Rid of Nasty Limescale in Your Small Business?