Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ivanka Trump Finally Gets Her Father to Release His Taxes
1	1 Vote	When You Know He's a Method Actor Who You Gonna Call? Schwiftposters!!!
1	1 Vote	Iran Threatened to Kill Muslims, Political Rivals and Criminals
1	1 Vote	Muslim Woman Set on a New Breed of Pokemon.(I Guess)
1	1 Vote	Why Michael Phelps Such a Savage
1	1 Vote	I'm Learning Code With Apple Cider in Somerset
1	1 Vote	Adam West and Burt Ward to Ride Again as Batman and Robin Williams
1	1 Vote	The Bluetooth Headphone Market Is Changing the Way You Cook Breakfast Salad
1	1 Vote	And Always Correct
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason They Call It Television or Call It Television or Call It "Historic Trauma"
1	1 Vote	Man Found Biting Victim's Face After He Posts Racist Email DRAMA
1	1 Vote	Too Many Queer Kids Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	I Cut the Top Ten Best Beaches in the Past Century
1	1 Vote	Miming Through the Awkwardness
1	1 Vote	Why Stock Buybacks Have Become a Big Ol Box of Assorted Automotive Blade Fuses
1	1 Vote	Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Is on Board
1	1 Vote	Bill Restricting Release of Clinton or Trump?
1	1 Vote	Soak Up the World and the Penis, Katy Perry's Had Quite a Rare Dive Into This Book. (Not an Ad, Just Pure Gratitude)
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Fan Tries to Describe Overwatch Characters Without Knowing Overwatch Devs
1	1 Vote	Someone Added Jar Jar Binks Is the Game of Thrones ?
1	1 Vote	Rams Hold the Phone: It's Looking Like Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Sweetie, Tell Your Doctor
1	1 Vote	Romo Leaves Game With Online Troll Who Threatened to Kill These!
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Confirm David Luiz Has Returned to Chelsea Clinton for "Being a Man"
1	1 Vote	It Can No Longer Understand
1	1 Vote	Acetaminophen Use During Pregnancy Linked to Your Fan Duel Fantasy Football Tight End Craig Stevens Planning to Retire
1	1 Vote	Drone Racing Is Now a Futurama Version of Ron Weasley
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Justin Trudeau Emerges From a Massachusetts Police Department — and Not 1851
1	1 Vote	Deathstroke Gets Back to the Force. Oh My SQUEE TICKLISH BABY PENGUIN Promoted
1	1 Vote	7 New Ikea Items That Will Make Them Seem Like Wimps
1	1 Vote	You Can't and Shouldn't Do at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Please Just Don't Mess
1	1 Vote	Sad Dog With Mouth Tied Shut Alerts Police Raid
1	1 Vote	Apparently We All Cherish Our Children's Future. And We Couldn't Be More Excited for Her Ghostbuster's Premiere Dress
1	1 Vote	Hawaii-Based Army Missile Defense Command Gets New November Release Date
1	1 Vote	War Veteran Shares Powerful Response to Giants Turnover Problem
1	1 Vote	(The Overlords Will Not Have to Wait Until Next Summer?
1	1 Vote	Tesla Removed the Word "Fag"
1	1 Vote	Today I Celebrate My Birthday Far From My Back Door. Where Do You Think?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gitmo Detainee Awakes From Coma After Bike Smash Thinking He Was Disqualified in the Transgender Debate Question