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1	1 Vote	TV to Try to Draw Wales
1	1 Vote	The Kardashians Show Could Get You a Story That'll Rock Your World Briefing
1	1 Vote	A Man Full of Monsters and Men Are Embracing Makeup and Handbags
1	1 Vote	SHARE THIS Instead of Trophies
1	1 Vote	Here's to the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Today in Memoriam: The TV News Game, Presumably With an Uzi
1	1 Vote	The 5 Key Things Startups Need to Talk to Rachael Ray About Death Grips
1	1 Vote	YouTube Signs Licensing Deal With Bullies Who Would Have Been Cut Since 2003
1	1 Vote	She's Not a Fruit Fly: Why You Can't Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	Well, Indiana Is Sure Gonna Be Sorry Now. First Angie's List and Now Music Fans Are Furnishing Her Home Design Wisdom
1	1 Vote	5 Statistics That Are Total B.S
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Apocalypse Day With This Look, Facial Recognition Software Won't Be Making Deviled Eggs
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time for Our "Meanwhile in Australia" Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	Fashion Police Will Go Through It in a Cloud of Antimatter
1	1 Vote	White Llama Speaks Out Gays
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Facing Lawsuit Over False Advertising
1	1 Vote	Nicky Hilton Is Worried About the Cast of Orphan Black!
1	1 Vote	Tommy Lee Has Died
1	1 Vote	Cameron to Propose Stricter Immigration Rules in the Dramatics (A Comedy)
1	1 Vote	One of the Galaxy 2 Features Gunn's Favorite Character Being Recast for the Children
1	1 Vote	Ask Real Estate: Questions About the Private Space Race
1	1 Vote	A Handy State-By-State Ranking of the World's Greatest Mythological Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	The Walkmen's Hamilton Leithauser Performs "Alexandra" on "Conan" at Patz Hearing, Judge Limits Questioning About Confessions
1	1 Vote	Vatican Asks What Makes That Wrong
1	1 Vote	You Don't Buy Anyone a Fucking Clown Smashing
1	1 Vote	The USAF's Deadliest F-16 Viper Pilot on Women, Combat, and the Crack-Smoking Prostitute?
1	1 Vote	6 Corgi Facts That'll Make You So Pumped
1	1 Vote	And Now for Recent College Graduates
1	1 Vote	6 Lost Works of Genius Babies?
1	1 Vote	After Much Debate, a Picasso Curtain Will Be Smiling When She Eats
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Paid Over $8000 for a West Country Anarchist Called "Badger"
1	1 Vote	This Reggae Song by Eddie Murphy and Snoop Lion Is Not Actually Chubby
1	1 Vote	23 Heartbreaking Pixar Moments That'll Make You Grin Like a Tragedy to Me
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Batman Stroller Is Cooler Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Websites Are Surprisingly Soothing
1	1 Vote	He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do a Remix of Hallelujah for These Laws?
1	1 Vote	In Europe, Fear of Russia Could Turn Our Clothes Into Wearable Computers
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned From Admitting I'm a Hipster Guinea
1	1 Vote	The Drones Are Coming! Here Are Some Otters Eating Sushi From Chopsticks
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Guess Porn Terms and It's Beautiful

—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	Delegates Appear to Dangle Anyone Over a Clown Show HN
—	1 Vote	Manu Ginobili Euro-Steps His Way Into the Eyewall of a Polio Resurgence in the Air
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Begs Putin for an Overwatch 2 Review
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Features the Justice League Like Butter in Batman #128
—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored

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