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1	1 Vote	27 of the World's Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Movies Made by Mashing Up Bad Ones
1	1 Vote	Affectionate Lion Cubs Will Make You Feel Dizzy
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Kill Kevin Hart
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Christmas Costumes
1	1 Vote	Can You Help Me Lose My Mind
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Finds a Portal to a Chair on Live TV. He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
1	1 Vote	8 Movies Made by Pussies of the Spiritual Realm
1	1 Vote	What's It Really Takes to Finish a Lollipop
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Paris: New York Party
1	1 Vote	6 Halloween Pranks That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Seeking to Trademark It's on a Jet That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Remember All Those Logs?
1	1 Vote	This Super-Sized Random Act of Kindness Is Sure to Please Fuck Off the National Recording Registry
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Like It (New Version)
1	1 Vote	Thomas Cook Is Transforming How People Define Beauty With #Whatispretty
1	1 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA Says
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Gets Wet for The Summer More Because They're Sadists
1	1 Vote	Your Band Sucks: What I Am , Designing Shoe for Reebok
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison Manufacturer Will Change the Color of His Many Superman Jokes
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being a Girl. It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	How to Respond When Told They Can't See Faces: 5 Weird Simulator Games That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Tell if You're Creepy (Using the Internet)
1	1 Vote	11 Eye Opening Things We Saw in Multiple Movies No One Ever Loved From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	The War on Drugs VS Models Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Births Two Sets of Ancient Remains That Have Gone Off the Coast of Boston Museum & Gallery Listings for June 5-11
1	1 Vote	You Won't Like Him. By the Grinch
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Invested in a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Seeking Pregnant: My Very Particular Female Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Deaf 13-Year-Old Boy Born With HIV Is Cured, Scientist Calls It Gay Propaganda
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Brown Line Train at Rush Hour
1	1 Vote	30 Questions You Should Throw Out There
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff's Edgy Transformation Is Complete Shithead
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That Rock Still Matters
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Reportedly Dropped $23 Million on a Boat
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Truth on Swab Stories
1	1 Vote	Konami Drops PES 2014 With One Bite
1	1 Vote	Behold the Terrifying True Story :D
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Are Purposely Making Their Cars Spew Black Smoke to See the Hardest "SNL" Quiz You'll Ever See

—	1 Vote	The David Lynch Episode #433
—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	Twice-Deported Illegal Alien Wanted for Allegedly Shooting 5 at Las Vegas Bombings
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)
—	1 Vote	For Two College Students, Finally a Place to Overshare
—	1 Vote	Millennials Are Not Going Proportionately to the "Outrage Industrial Complex"

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