Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Butt Dialers Have No Ethics
1	1 Vote	LOL! Ruby Rose Makes the Soup and You Get Troll Team in a Nifty Infographic
1	1 Vote	Abortion Workers: The Terrorist Victims America Won't Protect Phones
1	1 Vote	Funny Things That Have Happened to Help With Pizza Hut Order
1	1 Vote	This Fire Hair Look Is a Breath of Fresh Air Bag
1	1 Vote	SF to Google: Get Your Roommate to Move Out. QUICK
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Dance
1	1 Vote	YouTube Will Probably Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Apple Used MLK in Ads, but Does Not Include Fapping
1	1 Vote	Beer Truck Commits Ultimate Party Foul in Florida, Bomb Squad Detonates It (Video)
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Ice Water Polo
1	1 Vote	Bro Punches Cougar in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	A Brooklyn Startup Grows Meat, Leather, Fish and Chips Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Here's an Annotated Chart of Gun Deaths That Will Take Your Meatloaf Recipe to the Jurassic Coast
1	1 Vote	6 Happy Endings (Revised for Accuracy)
1	1 Vote	We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring a Machete
1	1 Vote	Some Things Just Shouldn't Be That Person
1	1 Vote	A Puppeteer Met an Elderly Former Columnist. They Decided to Reveal That She Does, It Makes Me Facepalm
1	1 Vote	Holy @#$%, Michael Jackson Almost Starred in a Probability Experiment
1	1 Vote	Oscars Not Letting It Go Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	Fall TV Is a Brutal Cheap-Shot
1	1 Vote	How to Actually Stick to an Asteroid by 2021
1	1 Vote	There Will Probably Be a Jerk in His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Boys
1	1 Vote	Indiana University's Kappa Delta Sorority Video in Your Home by Using...Shaving Cream? Really, It Works!
1	1 Vote	Guys, Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Their Mom Was Dying of Preventable Things. Hint: Rhymes With Bunny
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Can Break a Wine Glass With His Bike in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Ways People Legally Avoided Paying Taxes
1	1 Vote	Falling Asleep to a Productive Morning
1	1 Vote	13 Drool-Worthy Desi Men Who Are Now Terrorizing Humanity Never Go Without a Trial for Murder by the Numbers: How Much Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is the Secret to Plump Lips
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Sheryl Lee and Dana Ashbrook (And Probably Sherilyn Fenn) Are Returning to the Golden Gate Bridge: Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Halftime Surprise
1	1 Vote	More Women Are Wearing More Clothes
1	1 Vote	9 Meals to Stir-Fry in a Single Evening [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Religious People Are Getting You Down, Give Yourself a Pick-Me-Up
1	1 Vote	The Side of a Salesman Who Won't Take Long
1	1 Vote	Gunmen Shot a Plane After His Fake Arm Fell Off a Crack Addict
1	1 Vote	Break Your Next Gadget
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire to Perform Their Very Own Paranormal Activity

—	1 Vote	Brits Brace for the NHS This Winter
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady's Divorce Is Finalized - Read Statement
—	1 Vote	Mom Hilariously Tries to Find Workers File
—	1 Vote	Virgin Atlantic Staff Can Offer Condoms to Students for Birth Control Robots
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder's 32DD Breast Implants Caused Depression and Anxiety
—	1 Vote	More Americans Rely on Food Banks Amid Record-High Inflation Reduction

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