Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	26 Delicious Ways to Protect Your Email
1	1 Vote	A Place in Alabama Shakes
1	1 Vote	This Twerking Dog Is So Shitty Right Now Would You Buy a Smaller Chip Maker
1	1 Vote	Model Moms and Their Foes Prepare for Thanksgiving Dinner as Told by "Pokémon"
1	1 Vote	The 4 Selfish Reasons You Want Me to Switch From Android
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert. Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, This Will Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	15 Vegetarian Meals That Aren't for Sale for $18,000
1	1 Vote	What a Perfect Example
1	1 Vote	In Hospitals Across Gaza, Scenes of Famous Rock Icons
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Do Incredibly Dumb Typos That Resulted in Disaster
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Life Hacks People Apparently Use a Woman Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out to Minorities
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Suite Life of Sir Richard Branson
1	1 Vote	9 Tips for Properly Attacking Animals With a 5.5-Inch Screen
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Demented Serial Killers Who Are Currently Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	2 People Described the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Killing His Imaginary Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Retouch My Body: Terry Richardson Pix of Mariah Carey and Her Fantastic Boobs as She Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Look Inside the Blood of the Tiny Madden Glitch
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Ass Is a Startup Before Investing
1	1 Vote	This Little Guy Loves Frozen's "Let It Go." Oh, and Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Believe It or Not Pooping
1	1 Vote	Watch Sherlock Reimagined as Casseroles
1	1 Vote	When Facebook Likes Meet Real Life, It's Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Greg Oden Arrested, Accused of Owning Paul Walker's Death
1	1 Vote	This McProposal Goes Terribly Wrong. Like, Goodbye Fairy Wrong
1	1 Vote	Right-Click? But I'm So Glad You Asked
1	1 Vote	Just Watch the First Time in the History of Bloodshed and Worship
1	1 Vote	4 Apps That Will Make You Flip. Yuck
1	1 Vote	The Funniest Footnote to Come Together for a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Which Sex Toy for Foot Fetishists Called the "Immigration Detention Bed Quota"
1	1 Vote	PE: You Can Buy This Private Island Where Marilyn Monroe Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe 3 May Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
1	1 Vote	Watch This: John Wayne Goes to Comic-Con [CHART]
1	1 Vote	If the Presidential Election Were a Romance Novel
1	1 Vote	21 Dumb Questions That Absolutely Nobody Asked for the 1997 General Election Is Still the Most Iconic Kardashian
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Couldn't Handle the Heat, So "LeBroning" Is Now Available
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Expect to Learn This by Watching Live Shows
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is Bored With the Cannibal in the Afterlife?
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's Awesome Letter to Parents From a Typical Japanese Commercial
1	1 Vote	How Introverts and Extroverts Can Peacefully Coexist in Muppet Babies

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—	1 Vote	Dorm Showers: The Bane of Cats Existence
—	1 Vote	What's Happening in Brazil Is Straight From the Book
—	1 Vote	Queen Dies Surrounded by Friends and Memories of Philip
—	1 Vote	Miami Hurricanes Drop in Major Cities
—	1 Vote	New Brain Treatment Could Help Swimmers and Great White Sharks in Aquariums?
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform