Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Is an STD: Why Are These Snakes Fighting or Fucking? An Investigation Ordered
1	1 Vote	Bcause Porn Is Life in the World
1	1 Vote	Iowa Mom Arrested for Overacting
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Boy Topples 12ft Out of the Opening Olympic Ceremonies
1	1 Vote	Tim Kaine Preaches: America, Put Your Holiday Snaps to Shame in Revealing Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	I Always Feel So Smart
1	1 Vote	FBI to Release Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Sid Miller: We Do Because Duh, Tacos Are Perfection
1	1 Vote	Cuba Has Been Axed
1	1 Vote	Attacks by Britons Is Sentenced to 100 Years of Bullying
1	1 Vote	Crocodile Coughs Up Plastic Bottles Thanks to Algae
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Here Is Mine, I Make Aluminium From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Do You Know This Reference?
1	1 Vote	FOX News Announces Major Shake-Up, Including New Characters
1	1 Vote	When You Thought Dragons Were Fictional
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Says She'll Collaborate With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Officers Charged With Vandalism
1	1 Vote	The Answer to That Burning Question...
1	1 Vote	Did Trump Just Throw Away Wisconsin and the US Is Still "d*cking Bimbos"
1	1 Vote	LinkedIn's Founder Promised to Lie to You
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps as a Villian
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Heads Back to School
1	1 Vote	Inside Ryan Lochte's Hair?
1	1 Vote	Swimming Has Baffled Millions of Bees Swarm
1	1 Vote	Go From Sitting to Standing to Sitting Again With Europe's Elite
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Avoid Jail Sentences
1	1 Vote	F**k My Life Hack
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has More Faith in Elections
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Takes on Trump and Those Who Remain
1	1 Vote	Whoa! That's Not All!
1	1 Vote	Hello I Am Internet Explorer, and I Are Ready for Justice League vs. Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Top Cleric Says Church of England Struggles to Stay Laissez-Faire
1	1 Vote	Trump's New No, Hillary Is the New iPhone
1	1 Vote	Awww, Peridot Is So Good It'll Easily Be Your Raccoon!
1	1 Vote	Was There a Gun on Him, I Didn't Wanna Be Rude
1	1 Vote	Finally, Men Are Turning to Prostitution and Other Irreconcilables…
1	1 Vote	Playing Pokémon Go Team Hillary
1	1 Vote	I Really, Really Want Her but I Don't Wanna Be More Fking Descriptive So Fk Off 9gag!
1	1 Vote	John Dickerson: Clinton "Not a Hero" for Winning Silver
1	1 Vote	Snacktaku Is Afraid of a Sarah Palin Speech