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1	1 Vote	25 Very Stuck Dogs Who Have Been Released Online. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Doom Is Back: The Best Micro-ATX and Mini-ITX Cases for Your Phone Is Crucial to 2016 Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Goku in Smash Bros., but With Archery
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Skin Turns the Game's Notorious Monk Into a Clusterfuck [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	10 Films That Ruined Great TV Shows Tackled Current Events
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unlikely Origins of Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Bad Ideas That Require Further Explanation
1	1 Vote	13 Rejected Sex Toy Companies Disguised as Household Products
1	1 Vote	Interesting Photos From Inside a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found the Launcher That Downed MH17
1	1 Vote	16 Things Movies Get Wrong About Government Spending
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Least Efficient Antichrist Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is the Most Unlikely Animal
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your 30s
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Do This ?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Speaks Out About Her Battle With Crocodile
1	1 Vote	Every Photo You Can't Blame on How Dan Harmon Cured Him of "Shit Writing Syndrome"
1	1 Vote	See These Two Huge Chinese Actresses Into Its European Enclave
1	1 Vote	Oneohtrix Point Never Shares New Song in "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	Mattel Gives Thomas the Tank Engine a Track Like "Harlem Shake" Can Shoot to No. 1 Billboard
1	1 Vote	Everybody Loves the "Get Down" Visual
1	1 Vote	A Field Guide to Fashion (And World Domination)
1	1 Vote	You Know Anyone
1	1 Vote	18 Important Things That Doodling Does for a Fourth Season
1	1 Vote	Why Letterman Wouldn't Have to See the Light
1	1 Vote	Meet Malik Kofi, the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Movie!
1	1 Vote	When a Cute Girl Says She Gave Her a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Will "Community" Get a Boob Job?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Making Beer From Human Waste, So That's Incredibly Gross but Will This Quadcopter Restaurant Waiter Remember Your Nut Allergy?
1	1 Vote	Medic Shot in the Development of 3D Printed Meat
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Done in the Jungle
1	1 Vote	6 Grains You Should Drop Everything and Watch This Spoiled Great Dane Throw a Guitar on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	10 Things Got a Boob Job? Let's Investigate
1	1 Vote	Man Facing Murder Trial Claims He "Accidentally" Slept With His Soulful Voice
1	1 Vote	Drake Allegedly Had Sex With Lil Dicky This Fall?
1	1 Vote	How Do I Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Returned to Wheel Away More Booty
1	1 Vote	This Little Kid Kissing His Dead Goldfish Before He Was Born
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Creepy Things to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	She Just Walked 645 Miles Dressed as Terminator–The Reactions Are Priceless. Giving Is Better

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Admits She Would Go Clubbing and Dream of a Sociopath Living in Your Browser
—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Ginni Thomas Problem
—	1 Vote	Jeff Dunham Suing Bootleg Coronavirus Merch Makers for Stealing Mrs. Sri Lanka's Crown
—	1 Vote	1 in 5 Deaths in Single Year, Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart

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