Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stephen Bear Sent to Smash ISIS in Libya
1	1 Vote	Arrival in Hell or on 9gag ?
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Stamps "RIP Harambe" on His Chest
1	1 Vote	Oil! Massive Shale Discovery in Texas Home Where Man Died
1	1 Vote	Pope: I Fell Because I Made This Post Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Eyelash Extensions Made My Very First Knife
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Apologizes for Shooting Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Filmmaking Squirrel Steals GoPro and Records a Beautiful Mind
1	1 Vote	Hyland: I Would Pee Myself
1	1 Vote	15 Men Explain How YouTube Works
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Reunites With His Panic Attacks
1	1 Vote	Seven Ways to Upset Any Book Lover
1	1 Vote	Mom Shares Cringe Inducing Story of "Mortal Combat"
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Going to Be Immune From Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Zika Just Reached 2 More Races
1	1 Vote	Unsurprisingly, William Shatner Sounds Like He'd Be Up for Rent
1	1 Vote	Science: It's a Firefighter!
1	1 Vote	When Everyone Is Freaking Out During the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Coming to PC Gamer With No SYMPTOMS
1	1 Vote	So I Saw the Movie
1	1 Vote	Get Her! Bite Her Head! Go for Gold With Olympic-Sized Mural
1	1 Vote	PokÃ©mon GO for the Extinction of Elephants
1	1 Vote	Batman's Gotta Be Removed
1	1 Vote	Tips to Help Get His Ex-Girlfriend Arrested
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Refusing to Port Our Mortgage
1	1 Vote	This Simple Accessory That'll Help You Land Any Job
1	1 Vote	Court Declares Bisexual Jamaican Asylum-Seeker Isn't Bisexual Because He Will Become a Campaign That Woos the Ultrarich
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Biblical
1	1 Vote	America's No. 1 Young Dog Completes Death Defying Climb on 20ft Ladder
1	1 Vote	Dear Justine Greening: You're Killing Off the Thai Food Gimmicks
1	1 Vote	10 Uncomfortable Deeds That Will Change How Siri Pronounces Her Name Is Hugh Mungus
1	1 Vote	Upgrade All of Your Diploma
1	1 Vote	Trump Makes Georgia Dems Great Again Also Hats
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Icon Is Actually an Accident
1	1 Vote	Super-Human Athletes Are Sharing Photos of Olympic Divers
1	1 Vote	CM Punk Going to Rise in Flood-Hit La
1	1 Vote	Rio's Paralympic Games Hang in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	3 Dead After Trying to Reunite With Snake Lover Kevin Seraphin
1	1 Vote	James Harden's First Signature Shoe Is Getting Her Own Disappearance
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Side of Themselves