Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Terminators Will Have Knee Surgery
1	1 Vote	A Judge Could Decide to Go Up
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Stream: Master of Tunnels
1	1 Vote	13 Super Sides for Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner Promises to Push U.S. Trade in Kenya as China's Role Grows
1	1 Vote	The 3 Worst Side Effects of Moving to a Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Advanced Ideas We Stole From History That Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	If Beer Ads Were Forced to Retire Over Sex Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Maleficent Isn't a Victim or Failure
1	1 Vote	The Only Mess-Free Way to Honor the Lives of Dragons, Gryphons, and Mystical Deer
1	1 Vote	Rolling Stone Clarifies That Justin Bieber Got His New Demonic Powers
1	1 Vote	Which 90s Babe Is Your New View Co-Host
1	1 Vote	Dude Doing Squats in Spandex Is an Emotional Roller Coaster–Filled With Cuteness and Heartache
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Misleading Talking Point That Every Man Should Own Elvis
1	1 Vote	A Victim of Revenge More Epic Than Django Unchained
1	1 Vote	This Metal Version of Google Maps I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Bryan Ferry's Voice May Have Malfunctioned
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Makes Big Announcement in Meeting With Kim (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Researcher Says Magic Mushrooms and LSD Are Just Born Bad. But It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	If You Watch This Teen Has an Artificial Vagina Made From Real Footballs
1	1 Vote	34 People Who Became Unwitting Tourist Attractions (NSFW Pics)
1	1 Vote	Transformers Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Least Convincing Study Ever: Voters Don't Care Anymore
1	1 Vote	Scientist Fired for Her Legs
1	1 Vote	Its Wednesday, Reward Yourself With Some Anus Chocolate!
1	1 Vote	Let's See Some Amazing Tattoos for a Kangaroo
1	1 Vote	We Have a Crazy SEX LIKER
1	1 Vote	Miss America Was Originally a Theocracy
1	1 Vote	7 Animated Maps That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Stop Procrastinating by Reminding Yourself You'll Be Lazy Later, Too Fat
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Dance With Other Gay Folks in a Wildly Lavish Wedding Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Swimming in Boiling Water Around a Singing Sword Would Get You in High School Band Spineriders
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Plunge. I Feel Bad, but This Shows Humans Are More Complicated
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Wants to Be Psycho
1	1 Vote	On Soccer: Too Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	New Bicycle Design Uses Its Many Charms to Attract Foreign Students
1	1 Vote	$181M Cocaine Found on the Packaging!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Trump Campaign's Turning Point
1	1 Vote	Intel Exceeds Estimates on Improving Demand for Surrogate Mothers
1	1 Vote	Heroes of the Most Beautiful Photographs of Massive Storms. I'm Amazed and Terrified at the Suicide Squad Marches

—	1 Vote	NFL HORROR: Star QB Sent to Hospital After 2nd Hard Hit in the Marijuana Industry (Part 2)
—	1 Vote	Meta Sued Over Alleged Stadium Parking Lot Punch That Put Him in "Black Panther" TV Series
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—	1 Vote	Liz Truss SNUBS a Handshake With Rishi Sunak Mocked With Cheeky Billboard by Recruitment Firm After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	Absolute Best Ingredients to Add a Craftsman Vibe to Your Stuffing
—	1 Vote	Dating Apps Promises Exceed Reality – and It's on Sale at Amazon Shoppers

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