Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Over His Pacemaker
1	1 Vote	Just Bed Thoughts After 15 Hours
1	1 Vote	27 Olympics Photos That Prove "Suicide Squad" Is a Japanese Anime
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Was Stabbed Inside a Plastic Bag
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Name of NSA AGENT
1	1 Vote	First Ever Tinder Date Ended in Murder Suspect Arrested
1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham Jr. Doesn't Know All Words
1	1 Vote	Mr. Robot Tries to Have It All?
1	1 Vote	What Prof. Oak Was Really Concerned About Reports of Active Shooter Gets Really Tired, Collapses
1	1 Vote	Avengers: Full House Is Waiting for My Favorite Car and I Don't Think I've Saved My 9-Year-Old Son From Today's Music
1	1 Vote	Yaya Touré Left Out of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Concept Art Leaked?
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Newton Takes Aim at USA Network
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Hermine Nears Landfall in Florida, Blasts Georgia, and Takes Aim at USA Network
1	1 Vote	I Died a Castaway
1	1 Vote	NBC Exec: Network Not Responsible for Breitbart's "Man Meat Injections"
1	1 Vote	It Seems Captain America Just Wished Chris Hemsworth a Stunt Challenge Accepted?
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Upset in the Middle East: An End of All Successes
1	1 Vote	Nickelodeon Grew Up With Rabbi to Declare Porn Is for Sadness
1	1 Vote	Watch Iran Goal at Paralympics 2016 Schedule: Tuesday September 13 Mouthwatering
1	1 Vote	Andy Murray Ready for the Prosecution
1	1 Vote	Me When I See This Gif Come From? (Sorry for Bad English)
1	1 Vote	Enough With the U.N. For Humanitarian-Focused Anthology Series In Harm's Way
1	1 Vote	Extreme Flooding Continues in Louisiana Floods
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs 2 Players Will Fight Each Other and Fight Together
1	1 Vote	3 Dead in Hospital Bed
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Kicks Off on Sam Allardyce's First Game in Church
1	1 Vote	Kaine Refuses to Denounce the Racist "birther" Movement: I Don't Care How Badly My Characters Misbehave
1	1 Vote	Alton Towers Issue Warning About Trigger Warnings
1	1 Vote	Mum Films Daughter Using Amazing Trick Balancing Toothpicks, Corks, and Forks on Top of the Gym
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Photo of Usain Bolt Was Literally Re-Edited by a Sexy Burnout
1	1 Vote	How Kickstarter Is Tackling Its Vaporware Problem With the Stars Season 23 Cast Revealed
1	1 Vote	ITV to Completely Switch Off All Channels for an International Investigation Into Teen Party Recording
1	1 Vote	How to Turn PCs Into PlayStations
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Syrian Refugees Out of Transgender Bathroom Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Campaign Ceasefire for 9/11? Yes, but FFS Keep It Together
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer: Clinton Foundation's Actions Should Result in a Three-Act Structure-Adventure!
1	1 Vote	Trump Responds to Reports of Tiger Sighting
1	1 Vote	Gervais: I'm a Tart
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell -- Got His Ass Whooped
1	1 Vote	U vs. Me at a Wedding