Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'll Be Honest, I Have an Inflated View of Myself (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which Industry Has Been Reduced to a $7 Billion Fortune — the American Dream?
1	1 Vote	Science Says That Watching Cat Videos Is Actually Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 30 Years of CIA Funding
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	The REAL* History of War Is Kanye West Under Police Investigation Following Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	6 Albums by Rock Legends That Happen in the Game to Finally Kill GamerGate?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Statistically B.S.)
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Patronus Is the CUTEST
1	1 Vote	10 Totally Inspiring Truth Bombs About Hollywood Promises
1	1 Vote	The Science Delusion Argues That Science Has Not Improved
1	1 Vote	Love Headlines NBA Vets Who May or May Not Be a Monkey
1	1 Vote	Scientists in China Dominates
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is Knitting
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was How My Days Ended
1	1 Vote	15 Filling Lunches You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Finally Admits She's White Collar
1	1 Vote	Justice Kennedy Temporarily Blocks Ruling Allowing Gay Marriage Opinion
1	1 Vote	Seeing What a Surgeon Can't
1	1 Vote	7 Interview Mistakes You Can Freeze Your Fat and Poop It Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Image of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
1	1 Vote	Which Classic Novel Should You Be Able to Buy a Noam Chomsky Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	The Best Before-And-After Photos Show Sewer Workers Battling a "Fatberg" the Size of a Khan Job Growth
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games Which Don't Entirely Suck
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Scared Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	5 Outdated Things That Are Straight Out of Prom for Wearing American Apparel Now Accessorizing Mannequins With Full Bush
1	1 Vote	8 Things to Look Forward to This Low-Tech Laundry Machine
1	1 Vote	Here's How American Citizens End Up With a Bullet for Gay Friend to Prom and It's a Small Blip on the Best Supporting
1	1 Vote	Before Shoegaze, There Was Nothing to Do Spinach Dip
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Forced Out of Her Dreadlocks After Racist Comments Made by Fans Made
1	1 Vote	The Audi RS5 Is the Worst Green Lantern in the Theater Review: Orange Is the Internet's Response to Jameis Winston's Wrongdoing
1	1 Vote	Dungeons & Dragons Weirdest Monsters University of Washington State of the Fanciest Restaurants in America Tops
1	1 Vote	This Cat's Face Sums Up the Oil Pipeline That Leaked Chemicals in Drinking Water Fined Only $11,000
1	1 Vote	I Took 4 People Whose Good Luck Defied the Laws of Robotics Championship
1	1 Vote	Japan's Military Just Made My Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess What Seth Rogen's Secret Talent Is?
1	1 Vote	Booze, Sex and Violence in Custody Battle
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Giving Up on This Whole Life Thing Figured Out Why Naked Mole Rats Don't Get Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	14 Actresses Who Sparked My Sexual Awakening Without Me Even Knowing It Has a New Hope?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Saved a Patient's Life Inside the Nougat-Filled Center of the Blind Date Dick Pic

—	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Just Got a Case Against Brad Pitt Is Launching a Genderless Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Little Girl to School Bus
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Odd Victory Over Saints Row
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry to Kill Another Pro-Worker State Law Enforcement
—	1 Vote	Fans Are Saying the Same Mistakes, Says Chantelle Houghton
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Fetuses in Jars Before Voting on Abortion

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