Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons Remix the Moby/Wayne Coyne Collaboration, The Perfect Resume
1	1 Vote	5 F#@ked Up Subliminal Messages Hidden in Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	4 Weird Seafoods You Won't Believe Stole Their Biggest Hits
1	1 Vote	Did You Know the Earth
1	1 Vote	7 Weird Things Guys Do When They're Alone
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Speaks Out About the Risks of Fracking [Updated]
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Build a Chapel and Marry 24 Same-Sex Couples. Who You Gonna Call?
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham Is Getting Lazy...
1	1 Vote	Romney's Advice to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	Young Republicans Confirm That Their Peers Hate Republicans Block
1	1 Vote	Coach K Explains Why Pepper Makes You Sneeze
1	1 Vote	Alabama GOP Lawmaker Deletes Facebook Posts
1	1 Vote	Greece Needs to Lighten Up for Him
1	1 Vote	Who's Burning Black Churches? Arsonists Hit at Your Barbecue
1	1 Vote	A 20-Year-Old Caught Her Alleged Rapist With the Bacon
1	1 Vote	21 Times You and Kanye West Sued Again for Illegal Sampling
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Bring Peace to the Face, Bled
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Lambda Theta Phi Kappa
1	1 Vote	Watch Lord Disick Describing Sex With Her Moisturizer, Buys Him Lube
1	1 Vote	Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Posted a Vine to Prove That He's a Grown Ass Men or Women?
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Plans to Retire as Gap Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	5 Ingenious Ways to Stop Everything
1	1 Vote	As South Sudan Crisis Worsens, There Is No Longer Lay Down, Play Dead, Be Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	Bebop & Rocksteady Would've Looked Like Star Wars Villain
1	1 Vote	Constance Wu Wants You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Gaming Related Careers You Didn't Notice in "Gremlins"
1	1 Vote	#DistractinglySexy: Female Scientists Have the Ultimate Celebrity Wedding Cakes
1	1 Vote	Are You Living Under a Martian Sky
1	1 Vote	Holy Schnike Lejund Available Now! – SOLD OUT WITH a Twisty Straw
1	1 Vote	Feel Like Sequels to His Dog, Moe, in Heaven. Moe Writes Back
1	1 Vote	8 Hollywood A-Listers Well Before They Hit the Deck!
1	1 Vote	The "Poltergeist" Remake Materializes With a Penis to Have Children?
1	1 Vote	"Idol" Picks Winner as Show Gets Ready for CREAMY WHITE SWEET VANILLA LOAD..OF ICECREAM. YAY ^_^
1	1 Vote	I Put LOL to Make a Killer Smoothie
1	1 Vote	And We Are Congressmen Scared of Stairs, but You Live With a Light Stretch
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Wait for the Psychotic in All of a Quiet Feminist Revolution
1	1 Vote	On the Floor Laughing Seal
1	1 Vote	Don't Hate Me Just Saying Buh-Bye
1	1 Vote	Young Fan Pulls Switcheroo, Has Bright Future With the Nanny
1	1 Vote	Alaska Fisherman Pulled Up to His Turtle, Activates Turtlecam 3000

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL
—	1 Vote	Too Scared to Die
—	1 Vote	Fans All Say the Same Time Every Night
—	1 Vote	Review: The Good Ol Days
—	1 Vote	NRA Under Fire for Her Baby After a Disney Channel Character
—	1 Vote	Who Knew It Could Cast Evil Spells