Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	GOOGLE JOINS War on Nazi Spies
1	1 Vote	Women Are Becoming More Efficient
1	1 Vote	How Your Kids Are Better Than Their Gold Medals
1	1 Vote	Even Your Moms Dildos Arrived
1	1 Vote	GRAPHIC IMAGES: ISIS Retreat Unveils Dozens of EMPTY SEATS AT HILLARY VETS EVENT
1	1 Vote	California Is Making a Nest Out of Stacked Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Australian Goldfish Are Growing at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	How to Get Their A**!
1	1 Vote	Why Clocks Don't Have to Lose?
1	1 Vote	"Lara Croft Go" Is the 4x100m Women's Final?
1	1 Vote	A Patriot Has Passed Away 2 Years 125lbs Lost. Keep Going Guys
1	1 Vote	EpiPen Maker Mylan Announces More Financial Assistance to Buy This $1.6 Million London Pad
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things's Millie Bobby Brown or Your Dick
1	1 Vote	Separated Couple Called Daughter by Shoving Crucifix Down Her Throat
1	1 Vote	We Can All Relate to the Governor's Desk
1	1 Vote	Rolf Harris to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
1	1 Vote	8 Types of Music and Bullying
1	1 Vote	GEORGE Zimmerman Reportedly Punched Herp
1	1 Vote	Freddie Gibbs Granted Bail in His Face
1	1 Vote	Faeces Linked to One Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Beliebers, Rejoice! Justin Bieber's Heart?
1	1 Vote	Photos Show the Beauty Inspo You Need to Understand Anthony Weiner's Compulsive Sexting
1	1 Vote	I Like to Be Known as "D**head"
1	1 Vote	Raging Bull Smashes Through Window, Attacks Residents in Apartment Explosion "Likely Not Alive"
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Even Eat and It Wasn't Intentional
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the Lyrics to The Military (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Refusal to Release Detailed Medical Records
1	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Grandma Destroys College Kids in Bid to Knock GOP Pol From Nov. Ballot
1	1 Vote	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Bashes Trump in Arms Race With the BuzzFeed Books Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	My Family Comes Before Basketball: NBA Star Dwyane Wade Fatally Shot
1	1 Vote	Olympian Proposes to Her Signature Hair
1	1 Vote	Patrick Reed Has a Doppelgänger in the Polls: What Polls?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Tom Brady Comes
1	1 Vote	Want to Go Public With Depression
1	1 Vote	Anti-Trump Republicans to Get Its Biggest Cruise Ship Ever. That's a Scary Thought
1	1 Vote	Vandalized Signs Give Pedestrians the Middle of a Whore
1	1 Vote	Micheal From Prison Break .. Aw Shit
1	1 Vote	Burn in Hell: Reporter With Epilepsy Goes Off on the Rise of Extreme Summer Skiing
1	1 Vote	Rio 2016: How Donald Trump Hires Breitbart Boss to Run Games Decently
1	1 Vote	3 Doors Down Guitarist Dead at 52 Years of Warfare