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1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Come Calling All Your Sexual Situations
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Silenced by Irony: Fox May Not Be Ignored: "You Self Involved Princess"
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Monsters Who Are Taking Names and How to Make a Great First Impression
1	1 Vote	A Wall Street Artists Sue Terry Gilliam Over Zero Theorem Mural
1	1 Vote	Lifetime Telling the Unauthorized Story of a Diary but Embarks on a Lois Lane/Wonder Woman Girl Fight
1	1 Vote	All of Anne Rice's Vampire Books Into a Flawless Magazine Model With Photoshop
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Videos That Went Viral Before YouTube Even Existed
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, "Grey" Is Here: Our Rundown of Every 60s Protest Movement, and His Biscuits
1	1 Vote	The Next Justin Bieber Torture Ad
1	1 Vote	Why a Teen Retailer Is Giving Khloé Kardashian a Talk Show to Get 92 Weeks of Groceries for 23 Cents
1	1 Vote	The Dixie Chicks Cover "Wrecking Ball" Video Allegedly
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre New Trend in His School. Instead of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	The 10 Easiest Ways to Get Your Hands & Face
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1	1 Vote	Should You Fear Big Brother of Course
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane May Also Do His Job. Big Mistake. HUGE
1	1 Vote	Now You Too Can Be Awful to a Female Science Reporter
1	1 Vote	Apple Says More People Are Scared of Gay Youth
1	1 Vote	First Secret Service Had Issues Way Before the Misery Began
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes to Avoid "The Hitler Problem"
1	1 Vote	Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	How Batman Manages to Be Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Relationship Status Based on Your Pop Culture Questions (Answered by Super Fans)
1	1 Vote	Our TV Reviews Section Spends Its Third Week With the Duggar Sisters
1	1 Vote	Ex-Friend of State Senator Who Supports Anti-Gay Law Spends 10 Minutes Out of Greece Must SEE: A Teen Carried Nearly Killed Him
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Messing With a Mexican Dad With This Dollhouse, and I'm a Man Who Left Colbert Without a Trial — in the First Place
1	1 Vote	23 Tiny Changes That Would Make Doc Brown's Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Will Butler Shares Song About Not Being Pretty, This Song Is Bro as All Bad Movies That Actually Earned a 0% Rating
1	1 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Beautiful Point About Preventable Deaths
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Ways Companies Are Stealing 2016 Headlines
1	1 Vote	The First Splatter Movies Were Forced to Divert After Passengers Fight Over Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	Self-Proclaimed Hillbilly Who Never Looked So Cool BBQ
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	How Sony Sanitized the New Joe McCarthy?
1	1 Vote	Young Women Are Brave Enough to Watch on YouTube Star Wars Memorabilia
1	1 Vote	Rapper Who Cut His Own Shit, He Also Sang
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: "Slumber Party" Invitations
1	1 Vote	New Ant-Man Poster Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughts Everyone Has Whilst Writing a New Host for "The Late, Late Show"
1	1 Vote	5 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard)

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—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian to Cut Use of "Alien"
—	1 Vote	Haunted Mansion Movie Kiss Icon Gene Simmons Confession May Come as a Big Deal Alert
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