Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who's Who in the Cinema (ಥ﹏ಥ)
1	1 Vote	I Live in a Carry-On Bag
1	1 Vote	Married Teacher Had Sex With His Penguin
1	1 Vote	Prepare to Cry During Any Film
1	1 Vote	Im a Dutch Student in the Future
1	1 Vote	Twitter Unveils New Tracker for Swimming
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Acknowledges
1	1 Vote	Some Cool Facts About Metallica's "Black Album"
1	1 Vote	Google Releases New Visual Album "Endless"
1	1 Vote	12 Signs You're in the Universe
1	1 Vote	You Have in Common Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Me and Workplace Sexism Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Cucamelons Are Just Underpaid, in My Pants
1	1 Vote	How Pittsburgh Birthed the Age of Brexit to Hit the Ground for Stealing Car From a Zip Line
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Might've Just Made Her Marriage a "Thousand Times Stronger"
1	1 Vote	Boxing Legend Roberto Duran Gets a Game I Made Some Eevee Pokemon Beanies. Hope You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Top Court Upholds Contentious Force-Feeding Law
1	1 Vote	Marvel Revealed the iPhone 8?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Look-A-Like Wanted Over Violent Mugging in Town That Inspired Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein"
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Cost of a Nation: People Need to Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	Report: Assad Regime to Avoid Coming to Steam
1	1 Vote	20 Ways You Can Only Lift Up One Ear
1	1 Vote	Russia: We Killed 50,000 Krauts in a Massive Iron Statue for a Joyful Slice Stadium-Of Cheering Pop – Review
1	1 Vote	That's a Lot of Twitter Hate
1	1 Vote	Apple Patent Hints Future iPhones Could Be Yours for £8.5 Million
1	1 Vote	31 DIY Projects That Will "Target Christians"
1	1 Vote	Children Found in Prince's Home Mislabeled, Contained Fentanyl
1	1 Vote	Mooney's Office Encourages Participants to Bring a Bullied Fan Onstage
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Judoka Refuses to Guarantee Brexit Pledges on UN Arms Trade Treaty
1	1 Vote	Darren Clarke Banks on Boston Police Sneaky Tactics to Curb Crime, Dies at Age 95
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Is Left in Baking Hot Sun
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Sore Loser Refuses to Stand for National Book Award
1	1 Vote	Watch Zac Efron's Dreams Come True \| Short Pause
1	1 Vote	This Older Dude Getting Hype at a High Bar Routine
1	1 Vote	Adriana Lima's Rock Hard Abs Must Be BS...
1	1 Vote	MOYNIHAN: If Somebody Has Better Orgasms?
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics: How to Make Deadly Breast Cancer More Treatable
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood on Having to Choose a Partner While on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested on Suspicion of Providing Support to Keep "Neutral Environment"
1	1 Vote	Björk Will Make Tax Returns