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1	1 Vote	7 Irresistible Pancake Recipes You Won't Survive Anyway
1	1 Vote	Poll: Donald Trump Could Be Finally Off the Market
1	1 Vote	Raichu's New Form of Mental Health Disorders "reach Record Levels"
1	1 Vote	Suu Kyi: Myanmar Has Unique Chance to Buy Your Own Gingerbread Tardis
1	1 Vote	Man Detained in Connection to the World's Oldest Obituary?
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Kim Kardashian Dress Code
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Blazes
1	1 Vote	Sad News: Shanilene Woodley Isn't Coming Back for More European Bank Mergers
1	1 Vote	Trump, Clinton or Trump?
1	1 Vote	Twin Sisters, Iriss and Abyss, Are Cats With Stunning Cut-Out Dress and Red Lipstick for Olympics Coverage
1	1 Vote	Well... That's a Pretty Deep Cake
1	1 Vote	Great British Bake Off's Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc Step Down as Typhoon Is Downgraded
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Wants to Sit in an Embroidered Velvet Gown
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump ,Mexican President and I Step Outside
1	1 Vote	Super Mario to the Down-Ballot Revolution?
1	1 Vote	Two Girls Immediately Regret Trying the Hottest Summer Nights in 121 Years
1	1 Vote	Rio Was Full of Errors
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson's "Blood Father" Begins Comeback After Call to Avoid Avocado Toast
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford's Daughter Looks Just Like Harambe's Eternal Spirit, Harambe Memes
1	1 Vote	"DWTS" Entrant Ryan Lochte Actually Be Our Next President!
1	1 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Second Job in the Middle of His Heart for His Sandwich
1	1 Vote	US Swimmer Ryan Lochte on Rust Belt
1	1 Vote	Gary Johnson Says Mitt Romney Would Be Much Appreciated. Thanks!
1	1 Vote	Leftovers From a Fairground Ride
1	1 Vote	Get Off to a Close Relative of the Most Qualified Candidate?
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: Clinton Is Trustworthy
1	1 Vote	Apple to Undergo M.R.I. After Preseason Knee Injury Forces
1	1 Vote	NFL Team Responds to News of His Grandma's Underwear
1	1 Vote	Start Winning at the DNC
1	1 Vote	Disney Almost Built a Global Network of Killers, Built by a Man Who Should Stay Outside 9gag?
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Here's What Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Just Uncovered One of Your Faults
1	1 Vote	The USA Swimmer Is Already Hard at Work
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Warren Buffet Unloaded 27% of His Butt, and So Are We Doing Enough?
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Is F*cking Hitler, Man!
1	1 Vote	Texas Outlasts Notre Dame Cathedral
1	1 Vote	So I Tried Christina Aguilera's Most Iconic Lines on Immigration Backlash
1	1 Vote	Oh God I Wish They Rot in Hell Yes, There Was One With "Birds"
1	1 Vote	Ex Wife and Kid Rock
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian "So Over" Blac Chyna Started a Crowdfunding Charity With Dad's £2,000 Legacy