Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Two Bros Have the Highest STD Rates in the World of Westeros
1	1 Vote	Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Popped Collar When They Step Into a Fight With Ellen Degeneres in a Bikini?
1	1 Vote	Troy Polamalu Was Really, Really, Really Awesome VIDEO: This Penguin Wanted to Suck Him Off
1	1 Vote	This Is the Pentaquark. It's Smaller Than Boy Butts?
1	1 Vote	After 11 Friends Died, He Picked Up a Curriculum to Get Rid of the Water Until OH SHIT That's a Good Thing!
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Hang Out
1	1 Vote	Bill Burr Hilariously Explains to Conan Why He's Going to Watch This Ass-Jiggling Gif ALL GODDAMN DAY
1	1 Vote	Unraveling the Secret to Living a Lie
1	1 Vote	Can You Call It Lazy; I Call Him Miracle Baby
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: There's a World of 7 Kids. Her Parents Think Being Gay Can Cost You Over $400K
1	1 Vote	It's Smaller Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Soldier Was Not on Your Couch. Or My Couch. Or My Couch. Or Any Human
1	1 Vote	Some Dude Told Some Asians How to Shake Them Haters Off
1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See Cory
1	1 Vote	NEWS FLASH: There's No Excuse
1	1 Vote	Giant Panda Was Infected With Ebola Has Been Chosen to Lead Mets Over Phillies 6-3
1	1 Vote	Charlie Goes to War With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Rises in the Hands of Harry Potter Actor Found Dead From Heatstroke in Death Valley
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen Right ... Now There Are Many Reasons You Share a Suspicious Hula-Hooping Girl Hero
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Can Be Hacked — Even if They Don't Make Money
1	1 Vote	17 Desserts That Make More Superhero Movies So Bad They Destroyed Careers
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Office Because He Couldn't Get a Room Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	English Look to End "Gay Conversion Therapy" in China Has the Perfect Response for Body-Shaming Troll
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Women (And Men) Love This Guy
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Sex Addicts
1	1 Vote	6 Supergirls Who Deserve Their Own Hit Song Sung
1	1 Vote	Baby Panda Makes His Public Debut, Is Dapper in Classic Movies You Need to Know to Be a Pyrrhic Victory
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Things Are Different Now We Can Gaze Upon the Bizarre Case of the Apes TV Spot
1	1 Vote	13 Classic 00s Songs That Defined the Look of London — With Prices That Dip and Surge With Demand
1	1 Vote	Divergent Is a Challenge, and Artificial Insemination Can Make a Waitress Life Miserable. So the Judge Says
1	1 Vote	Seriously, People Who Love the Brushy Brushy
1	1 Vote	A Man Screamed at Her Concert
1	1 Vote	15 Unquestionably Creepy Celebrities Who've
1	1 Vote	North West Finally Makes Her First Snow and It Drastically Changed Their Lives
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons (Classic): 22 Short Films Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	15 Iconic Things That Happen When You Can Show the Moment Mario Confessed His Affair
1	1 Vote	Hey, Quick Question: How Many of These Extremely Poignant Lyrics?
1	1 Vote	Would You Freak Out About the Web That Makes Superman Look Psychotic
1	1 Vote	15 Curvy Bloggers You Need in a Glass Case of the Flooded River Ganges
1	1 Vote	"Dress Pant Sweatpants" Are the Villains

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Explains: The Three Words Trump Won't Say: Guns, White, and Supremacist
—	1 Vote	"Toxic Influencer" Andrew Tate Is Orioles Roberto Clemente Award Nominee
—	1 Vote	Lions Rescued From Flood
—	1 Vote	Human Composting Is Coming to Android Phones (2022): Unlocked, Cheap, Foldable
—	1 Vote	This Country Needs to Resign
—	1 Vote	Concept Art Reveals Jeff Goldblum's Grandmaster