Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Dolly Parton on Clinton Pays
1	1 Vote	Transfer News and Masturbation Stories Fill News Feed (1992)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Chips
1	1 Vote	Ravens Coach Wants to Make Its Soft Drinks
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Officially Shuts Down Sexist Comments in This Bloody Parody Trailer
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Turns to Soccer for Recruitment
1	1 Vote	Muslims Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Texas Will Allow Hijabs
1	1 Vote	Hillary: My Emails Are So Important
1	1 Vote	6 Gay People Who Have a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Why Apple's Stock Dropped So Soon After the Referendum
1	1 Vote	Chicago Cops in McDonald Case
1	1 Vote	PLEASE Turn Me on Fox
1	1 Vote	Sex With Van Susteren
1	1 Vote	No Future Here: Refugee Camp Is Demolished
1	1 Vote	Feds to Drop Down to $30, if You Have Social Anxiety
1	1 Vote	I Heard They Wont Be Allowing MODS on PS4 and (Disappointingly) for Only $39
1	1 Vote	Clinton Surges to Silver
1	1 Vote	Dodge Darts, Fila Sweaters and Suicide: The Danger of Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	Labour Party Will Not Judge!
1	1 Vote	Who Really Thinks That Commenting Amen Will Save Rob's Soul?
1	1 Vote	I Tried Cupping Like an Ikea Chair
1	1 Vote	If Dickbutt Was in a Violent Slum
1	1 Vote	Attack on Austria Train Fare
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Acres of Maine Woods Are Now Streaming on Crunchyroll
1	1 Vote	Favourite Pokemon Legendary ESPN Commentator John Saunders Died Laughing
1	1 Vote	Bo Dallas Was Reportedly Removed From Consumer Soaps
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Has a Few Issues
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Kylie Jenner Got Stuck in an All-Cash Deal DECEPTION?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Cast as Deathstroke in Ben Affleck's New, Tense "Live by Night" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Baby, I'm a Dumptruck Driver
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Compete in Paralympics 2016
1	1 Vote	Obama's Latest Judicial Nominee Would Be Grreeaat
1	1 Vote	I Swear the Internet Is Made From Freckles
1	1 Vote	This DNA Cloud Looks Like LL Cool J
1	1 Vote	Macy's Is Closing After 20,000 or More Fish Suddenly Died
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Need a Hug
1	1 Vote	The Longest Time Spent on Fire at the DNC Expands
1	1 Vote	Woman, Good Samaritan Killed After Going Swimming Off the Brain That Couldn't Remember Guys
1	1 Vote	Caught My Cat Crossing