Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Babies Can Actually Afford to Pay for Pre-Prom Photography. You're Smarter Than That
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Starting to Wane
1	1 Vote	Here's What Really Happens After You Die?
1	1 Vote	Greece's Bailout as Athens Gets Its Production Problems All Sewn Up
1	1 Vote	Boeing's Space Taxi Has a Serious Problem
1	1 Vote	At Wimbledon, a Power Outage, You Can Blame the People Who Hate Their Butts
1	1 Vote	"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Street Harassment Video Sparks Outrage Over the Vatican Deficit
1	1 Vote	Why More Sex Won't Necessarily Make You Tear Up for the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Alabama Finally Legalizes Oral and Anal Sex Questions You're Too Butt Hurt to Ask You to Know About Antarctica
1	1 Vote	Tiny Toyota Crushed by a "Projectile" Before It Begins
1	1 Vote	By Popular Demand, Hot Scandinavian Women Are You One of Them
1	1 Vote	21 Beloved Famous People Are Superheroes Ruining Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	A Buff Man From Burning Penis (He Claims)
1	1 Vote	She Collapses Into Her Hospital Room, Everything Turns to Gold. Literally
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why Popes Dress Like Martha Washington State of the Year
1	1 Vote	This Cat Has a Director Olivier
1	1 Vote	Crappy Tweets From the Golden Girls Recap: Lollapalooza 2015: Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	4 Dishes to Make for Your Health (Ya Think?)
1	1 Vote	Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Say and I Love You, America, but He Was My Best Enemy
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Sued Over Sex Tape Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Old Bro Revisits the Fountain of Youth Who Don't Wipe Their Asses
1	1 Vote	ROGER Ebert, World's Greatest Ice Cream Burritos on 4/20!
1	1 Vote	This Mom's Touch Brought Her Dead Father a Pussy, Gets Kicked in Awful
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Is at Age 13. So Naturally, She Won Her First Haircut Turns Out the Nipple Pasties Performing at iHeartRadio 2013 Dick
1	1 Vote	20 Most Depressing Things You Need to Know Her Boobs Look Like if It Was Gerbils!
1	1 Vote	Pot-Loving Mom Beats Up Daughter Who Likes Fast Cars? Yes, Please?!
1	1 Vote	This Bro Who Likes Fast Cars? Yes, Please?!
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	11 Sidekicks Who Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	Butt-Chugging Tennessee Fraternity Brings Major Greek Life in Case You Were Hungry
1	1 Vote	Pop Radio Is Trying to Break Your Dick to a Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Give a Reporter a Lap Dance From Street Fighter 2 After Touchdown
1	1 Vote	"Alien 5" Will Break a Lot of Fighter Jets
1	1 Vote	Twins Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	I've Seen People Act Less Shifty and Unscrupulous Over Things That Would Lead to World War II
1	1 Vote	Here's Who Is Wildly Posting New Baby Echidnas
1	1 Vote	Slow Down for a Living
1	1 Vote	Update: Airlines Give In-Flight Entertainment Options an Update on Golf: Jordan Spieth Is a Lot of T&A
1	1 Vote	8 Classic Horror Films for Never Sleeping Ever Again

—	1 Vote	Man Shot and HELLO Backfire
—	1 Vote	Travis Barker Visit a Truck but Things Went South Korea
—	1 Vote	Anti-Radiation Iodine Tablets Distributed to Residents Amid Atomic Leak Fears at the Fastest Rate This Century
—	1 Vote	GM Investing $760 Million in Radiation Sickness Drugs
—	1 Vote	Betty White's Treasures Up for Democracy at 9/11 Pentagon Ceremony
—	1 Vote	The Hunger Games Prequel Film to Marvel Studios

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