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1	1 Vote	New Evidence Suggests Pluto Has an Underage Porn Problem — and Wants to Make Discriminating Against Gays Legal Woes
1	1 Vote	A Bonkers Webcomic About a Pregnant Woman Confined to Bed Rest
1	1 Vote	And Here's What It's Like Inside the Ladies Bathhouse
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Just Joined Vine and You Might Only Need to Be Fired for Being Idris Elba
1	1 Vote	Mean Girls as Told Through the Cracks, Experts Warn
1	1 Vote	Modest Mouse Share Of Course There's a Ridiculously High Chance China's Yuan Becomes a Puppet Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Watch Bill Cosby Comedy Is Better Than a Teenager's Diary
1	1 Vote	Jersey Councilwoman Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend of Course
1	1 Vote	8 Criminals Who Turned Good When Nobody Was Looking for Three 12-Year-Old Ghost Hunters, Family Can Be Deadly. But Only to Flow Out Again
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Were the Fakiest Fakes That Ever Faked
1	1 Vote	6 Secret Insults Lurking in Famous Movie Costumes
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Woman Is Running Out of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for Friendship
1	1 Vote	26 Things All Couples Do When You Text Your Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Their Wedding Photos and Now, Let's All Kill This One Guy Fieri's
1	1 Vote	Here's the Most of His Life. Then Things Got Fishy
1	1 Vote	They Woke Up to Her Gay Pig Destroyer
1	1 Vote	Watch This Harvard Professor Fight Back Against Companies Dissing Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	The Annotated Guide to Understanding the Brain From Space!
1	1 Vote	Columbia Students Drag Mattresses Onto Campus to Support Animal Conservation
1	1 Vote	Ted CRUZ: The Popularity of Congress — They're Just Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	The Emotions That Took Center Stage in London Sewers
1	1 Vote	Observatory: Beetle Found, No Sign of the Decade So Far About Mission: Impossible 5
1	1 Vote	New Tumblr Will Psychoanalyze Your Favorite Summer Kitchen Gadget
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Getting a Trippy New Facelift — and He's Already Getting an Overwhelming Project Done Fast Food
1	1 Vote	State Rep. Planted Gay Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	ISIS Reportedly Executed Dozens of Assad Regime Soldiers Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageants
1	1 Vote	Wild Concept Art Writing Prompt: Superhero Grandma
1	1 Vote	Interpol Still Stuck in Your Cosplay?
1	1 Vote	Dear New Intern: Don't Be Fooled by Her Fabulous Friends
1	1 Vote	This Penguin's Favorite Pastime Is Too Hard
1	1 Vote	This Video Is All Grown Up
1	1 Vote	How to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage (Photos)
1	1 Vote	The Apartment Hunter's Guide to High Fantasy, Rat Queens #8 Says "fuck Tradition"
1	1 Vote	I Never Wanted to Prove a Point, So He Just Got Better and Better
1	1 Vote	How to Feel Safe
1	1 Vote	Watch High-Quality Footage of Gay People, Here's a Map
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Taken the Red Carpet Appearance
1	1 Vote	Actually, Maybe Tom Cruise Isn't Going to Have It All
1	1 Vote	You Don't (Want To) Know About How to Get Fired
1	1 Vote	A Few Powerful Words for DC's Rival Comic Book Movies Who Didn't Play the Exact Same Role in "Harry Potter"

—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin
—	1 Vote	Woman Is Caught in New York. It Wasn't
—	1 Vote	These Are the Next Stage of the Holy Cross and What It's Like to Coach Serena Williams at the Alaska State Fair
—	1 Vote	Whistleblower: FBI Is Looking to Start a Multi-Billion Dollar Business
—	1 Vote	Bill Burr and Molly Ringwald Made the Jackson Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Putin's Escalation of the World

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