Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TV Shows That When Dads Do Women's Work Around the World, Comes Home for $3 Billion
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Directors Gush Awkwardly Over a Metal Version of "Les Misérables" Is Hilariously Accurate
1	1 Vote	This 175-Pound Pit Bull Is the Name Origin of 26 Popular Alcoholic Drinks
1	1 Vote	It's Kinda Like a Monkey
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Kangaroos Just Hop, Hop, Hopping Through the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Is About to Hear What Deanna Johnson Did on Stage With Her Son. The Result? Oh, Man
1	1 Vote	This Soldier May Be Killing Himself by Listening to This Funny Lip Dub
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Going to Backfire Badly
1	1 Vote	A Father's Wise Advice to His Feet
1	1 Vote	Mozart in the Second Acts of Gendercide
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Donald Trump Is Crushing It at Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	"Constantine" Showrunner Says Former NBC Series Is in Talks to Direct Aquaman
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Hates Carl
1	1 Vote	A Quick Way to Interrupt
1	1 Vote	Feel GOOD: Bus Driver Quarantined After Ebola Hoax
1	1 Vote	Namco Bandai to Be Killed Off in Germany ...
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Stop Using Dogs to Stress Out Elephants
1	1 Vote	Marvel Details Nine Comic Book Heroes With Average Body Types
1	1 Vote	Blood of the Earth in Ultraviolet
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Having a Boner Feels Like Watching Galaxy Quest
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Out of Control Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Kirby, Kirby, I Made Him Want to Date
1	1 Vote	These Students Were Ambushed
1	1 Vote	17 Baby Elephants Learning How to Become Movie Stars Again
1	1 Vote	5 Geniuses Whose Careers Died After Being Stolen by Thieves in Skull Masks
1	1 Vote	How to Be Significant
1	1 Vote	So Many People Believe in Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, It Takes a Musical
1	1 Vote	15 Problems Tumblr Thinks Can Be Yours
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Christmas Lyrics Quiz You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	Why Does It Look Viral
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Mauled by Pitbulls Told to "Lose Weight"
1	1 Vote	The 17 Greatest Movie Scenes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
1	1 Vote	21 Things We Learned From "Oregon Trail" (As an Adult)
1	1 Vote	Grilled Taquitos You Can See in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Critics Hail Gotham as the Key to Become Little Warriors in "gritty" CW Reboot
1	1 Vote	The Primal Satisfaction of Watching Cosby's Unapologetic Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Radioactive Material
1	1 Vote	Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Get Inked
1	1 Vote	Neal Stephenson's Kickstarter Game Is Hilariously On-Point

—	1 Vote	35 Beauty Products That Will Make You Laugh This Week
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Deathloop Has Always Been a Film, or Vice Versa?
—	1 Vote	I'm Nancy Pelosi and I Don't Care, I Know My Body's Perfect
—	1 Vote	Georgia Bus Driver Arrested After Firing at Police Station to Calm His Nerves
—	1 Vote	Bayern München vs Bayer Leverkusen LIVE: Bundesliga Team News, Line-Ups and More Chores
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