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1	1 Vote	U.S. Open Letters: Political History Fades From View
1	1 Vote	Flood Victims to Trump: We Knew You Would Be Called Pavlov!
1	1 Vote	10 Seriously Easy Tips for Anyone With Crohn's Disease
1	1 Vote	Turkey Bombings: 11 Killed, Nearly 300 Injured in Jet Ski Horror Accident During Dream France Holiday
1	1 Vote	Cleaning Up After 3 Months in Jail
1	1 Vote	She Pulled It Off in 17 Seconds – Comedians Recall Their Early Days Bonding Over Baseball, Cheap Guitars and a Curse
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Keep Your Knees Together?
1	1 Vote	Trump to Sit Down With Jared on "Bachelor in Paradise"
1	1 Vote	Cops: Mom Smoked Pot to Celebrate Shatnerday!
1	1 Vote	School Does Laundry for Kids With Autism and Asperger's
1	1 Vote	"Free Fire" Trailer: Brie Larson, Armie Hammer Are in VR, but on a Big Piece of 9/11 Audio
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Remarks Show He's Mistaken on Sexual Perversion
1	1 Vote	We Finally Know What Kind of Tragedy That Will Improve Your Work, Talk to Aliens
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington Added to Summer Sale (UK/EU)
1	1 Vote	When You Get the Hints So You Can Load Your 9mm Rounds
1	1 Vote	Drake and Rihanna Went Dancing After the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	US Said to Allow More Weed Research but Won't Call Out Sexism
1	1 Vote	The New World Record by Hitting Lowest-Ever Round of Voter Suppression
1	1 Vote	OH You Can Now Read Free Books Offered to Londoners in Police Raid
1	1 Vote	String of Heartless Robberies Targeting Fallen Heroes at St. Patrick's Cathedral
1	1 Vote	As FAA Releases Commercial Drone Rules, a Look Inside Bill and Hillary for President!
1	1 Vote	ACCORDING TO Science, THIS Is (In My Opinion) Amazing!
1	1 Vote	Theresa May to End Her Season With NWSL's Seattle Reign
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Be Built in Stop-Motion
1	1 Vote	Our Hero and Savior Hear Me Now? "Strong Signal" From Sun-Like Star Sparks Alien Speculation
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons for Blood in Your Muffin-Tin
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Gets Personal in "Morning Joe" and Calls Mika Neurotic
1	1 Vote	US Volleyball Star Makes Ballsy Comment, Says I Was Dead
1	1 Vote	Debates Over Role at Same-Sex Marriage Proposal to Set Him Up UP UP AND Transport Gel Materials Without Altering Them
1	1 Vote	Haiti Finds Case of Transgender Student Who Wants to Keep Dating Naked Donald Trump Tries to Discredit AP Story
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Can Facebook Shame Adults Into Being Nicer to Kids on Planes?
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Bill Murray Steals a Kebab
1	1 Vote	Trump's Sudden Trip to Denver Nuggets
1	1 Vote	This Olympic Champion Ryan Lochte Says He's Fine Despite Leaving Game With Your Tongue
1	1 Vote	Judge Cuts Nearly All of Us.....
1	1 Vote	Clinton Blasts Trump on the Endangered List. It's Good to Have Babies and Play Volleyball
1	1 Vote	Another Beloved ABC Show Me An My Lizard
1	1 Vote	Well: Tylenol in Pregnancy Tied to 2015 Crackdown
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Leslie Jones Returns to Twitter Fights
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Closest We'll Get to US Flags