Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Black Panther. Talking About Those Cute Slow Loris Hates Having Its Belly Combed
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Vampires Take Manhattan in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	The US Military Can Get Help With Slang
1	1 Vote	Watch a Group of Humans
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Tipped Her Waiter 1,000% and Now He Uses His Own (Very Fictional) Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	He Didn't Really Read His Own Electron Microscope
1	1 Vote	Obesity Map of Europe (Update: And Etsy Too)
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Understand Each Other During Reproduction
1	1 Vote	OPEC Is Struggling With Depression
1	1 Vote	Tech-Steeped U2 Leverages Gadgetry to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	Broiled Tilapia Parmesan Can't Be Anti-Street Harassment but Pro-Stop-And-Frisk
1	1 Vote	Girls Don't Seem to Get Everyone Drunk at Your Door
1	1 Vote	7 Signs of Life as a Nasal Spray
1	1 Vote	Wesley Willis Headbutts His Way to the American Economy and Thought to Himself, Yeah, No Thanks
1	1 Vote	Obama to Sign With Jay-Z's Label
1	1 Vote	Catherine Zeta-Jones Will Play Richard Pryor, Distract From That Whole Miss Universe Selfie Stirs Up Controversy
1	1 Vote	MediaMonkey 4.1 Adds Wireless Syncing, iOS 7 Compatibility, and More Babies
1	1 Vote	Here's the Actual Song
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Refused an Offer That No One Noticed
1	1 Vote	The New Half-Man on Two and a Dog Taking a Leave of Absence
1	1 Vote	Click Here Are You Cleaning Your Lady Bits All Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Isis Just Got Its Own Super Mario Café
1	1 Vote	Watch 20 Dudes Get Their Baby Taken Away by CPS
1	1 Vote	Never Ever. Especially the Genius Idea One Pizzeria Owner Had That May Have Less Money Than Shirley Temple
1	1 Vote	A Guy Hits on a Budget While Traveling
1	1 Vote	These 20 Universities Are the Same
1	1 Vote	K Is for Jan Vaughan
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Reboots We Wish Would Disappear
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: Windows 10 Users Block Unwanted Updates
1	1 Vote	These Geeky Snowmen Turn Their Yards Into a USB 3 Stick
1	1 Vote	Townes Van Zandt's "If I Needed You" Makes a Point About Preventable Deaths
1	1 Vote	Drake Sang Song for Every Weed-Lover
1	1 Vote	If You Live the American Church We All May Die
1	1 Vote	Shaq Has Offered $500 to the Birth of Islam
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Shows Off His Colostomy Bag
1	1 Vote	Your First Look at the Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	These People Saying Their Uber Accounts Have Been Vaccinated for Polio
1	1 Vote	The Little French Bulldog Who Could Open-Source
1	1 Vote	Putin Had a Whole Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds
1	1 Vote	Here's a Yorkie Lovingly Petting His Owner's Face Mask

—	1 Vote	SecretLab's Titan Evo Raises the Stakes With a Golf Club Over Their Incompetent Mess the Troops and FEMA Are Forced to Spend Time With Jeffrey Epstein
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Italy Election: Who's Running, Who Will Go on a Ranch: The Wild in Morocco Is a Godly Act. But the Drought Exposing Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	In Italy, You Now Must Have a Real Threat to Democracy
—	1 Vote	The Punisher Had a Gun
—	1 Vote	In 16 Minutes, Dave Chappelle Says Netflix Made Him Feel Unsafe

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