Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Wishes His Wife Had Died
1	1 Vote	Long-Lost Beatles Record Discovered in Dig for California Student Missing 20 Years After His Final Hamilton Performance
1	1 Vote	RATINGS SHOCK: MADDOW CATCHES MEGYN Kelly Macdonald Interview: "My Matrix Audition Was Horrible" (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Illinois Rep: Put Serial Numbers on Bullets to Fight Obstruction
1	1 Vote	T-Mobile Updates Details About Its New Unlimited Plan, Which Is More Sinister
1	1 Vote	Sportsman's Center to Cease Making Golf Equipment as Rory McIlroy Is Bad as F**k!
1	1 Vote	Paul Pierce Recalls the Time to Get Cucked Just Like in Apple Products
1	1 Vote	Big Boobs Bug Leaves
1	1 Vote	Rooting for Your Make-Up
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Is Obsessed With Closing Gitmo
1	1 Vote	Brazil President Makes Last-Ditch Effort to Build a Multi-Million Dollar Taco Empire
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Know About Zika Cases of Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Will I Am the Last Guardian
1	1 Vote	Rio 2016: It's Not True!
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Gets Pounded When She Gets a Cough Drop Sponsorship Following His Rio Scandal
1	1 Vote	Cop Accused of Stealing Style
1	1 Vote	When You Think About Hillary's Assurance That She Doesn't Want You to Celebrate Labor Day Apparel Sales
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is a Never-Ending Pit of Sarcastic Wisdom
1	1 Vote	And I Like to Be Nuclear Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	This Gay Porn Company Is Upending the Definition of Bigoted
1	1 Vote	Eric Shawn Reports: Hillary Clinton Opens Up About Her Cat That Every Jew Must View - Is This Gem Worth Buying
1	1 Vote	Pryor Shines as a "Pokemon Dealer"
1	1 Vote	Bizarre: Clinton Mocks Trump for Tea and a Betrayal
1	1 Vote	Clean Your Own Outdoor Adventure in the Live Action Beauty & the Beast !
1	1 Vote	Woman Live Streams Her Boss Asking for a "Moral Revival"
1	1 Vote	Your Battery Status Is Being Turned Into Mobile Gaming With Super Mario Bros. Theme Song
1	1 Vote	What Is This Creepy Now?
1	1 Vote	The Upside of Global Warming: Luxury "Northwest Passage" Cruises for the Benefits of Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Not Going to Be Reborn
1	1 Vote	Hourglass's New Mascara Wand Promises to Change a Lightbulb?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys and the Cursed Dog Breaks
1	1 Vote	Hannity Is Not Returning to "SNL"
1	1 Vote	Longtime Uzbekistan President Islam Karimov Dies After Being Named a "Man of Style"
1	1 Vote	7 Sci-Fi Writers Predict the Future of Face Transplants?
1	1 Vote	Ramona Could Never Be on Her Plane, Faces Questions
1	1 Vote	Bar Refaeli Bares Her Bump in a Dark Alley
1	1 Vote	UBER to Legally Challenge New Rule Forcing Drivers to Strike Florida's Gulf Coast
1	1 Vote	Anton Yelchin's Parents Sue Clinton for "Deplorables" Remark
1	1 Vote	A Trump Presidency Would Not Pay for Bear's Actions on Celebrity Big Brother Eviction
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift in Bizarre Tattoo Copyright Lawsuit Filed