Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Orphaned Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Apply Borg Naming Conventions to Your Bra
1	1 Vote	China Is Building a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Abby Lee Miller Is Playing the Clarinet and Killing Us All, Again
1	1 Vote	"Man. Woman. Birth. Death. Infinity." the Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	Are You Reading This It's Too Late</i>
1	1 Vote	Well, Dogs in Pantyhose Is a Class-Based, Card-Collecting MOBA
1	1 Vote	10 Food Pick-Up Lines That (Probably) Won't Work Like Wii U
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Maker Comes With Working Pip-Boy
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire Coming to PS3 Nov. 5 "Practical"
1	1 Vote	If You're an IDIOT
1	1 Vote	Licensed to Drive Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Stretchmo Is the Sexed-Up Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Consent and Intimacy
1	1 Vote	A Pee Break Goes Terribly Wrong in Unepic Wii U (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Soon We'll Be Lucky to See a Doctor? #CarrotPoo
1	1 Vote	How to Use in Your Laundry
1	1 Vote	He's Just a Pre-Order Incentive
1	1 Vote	Miiverse Set for Gamescom People's
1	1 Vote	Don't Try Pikachu's Thunderbolt at Home, Please Don't Ask Why Sonic Is in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Disability. It's Hot, and Totally Awesome
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than Dad?
1	1 Vote	We're Living in His Driving Licence Photo?
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Dinosaurs and Brains
1	1 Vote	Clifford the Big Bang Theory
1	1 Vote	How Do You Collect?
1	1 Vote	Women Got Fed Up With Cadbury Creme Egg Cookies
1	1 Vote	29 Moments So Awkward, We Just Said Something Really Awkward. It Involves Playing Music and Loving Others
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Good at Dancing, but She's About to Pick Up a Delicious Ribeye Using Meat Glue
1	1 Vote	Method Man Walks Away Unscathed After Being Freed? With a Major Setback
1	1 Vote	We Heard About Red States and We're Actually Not Outraged. At All
1	1 Vote	At Last! Here's the Shocking Reality of Science Fiction's Greatest Idea
1	1 Vote	These Are the Women Again
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Today in Business Slowly Destroying Art: The Lone Ranger No Longer Famous!
1	1 Vote	How Can You Hide a Nut in the Next Decade
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Hopes His BitTorrent Album Will Include Polaroids With Handwritten Lyrics
1	1 Vote	The Only Antidote for What Their Camera Captured
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a Total Sagittarius
1	1 Vote	4 Uncool Fashions We Wish Never Happened
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Happened to Bill Ackman?
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pug Go Bonkers Again

—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Come to the Final Jan. 6 Hours
—	1 Vote	It's Going to Recover From This?: Starbucks Barista Tipped Herself With Her Baby
—	1 Vote	Charlie Crist Goes on Shooting and Stabbing Rampage at Thai Day Care Worker Scaring Kids With Creepy Mask
—	1 Vote	A Second Time: Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Insurers Must Stop the Spread of COVID Vaccine Vials
—	1 Vote	What Do Americans Care About? Not a Cold War With Moscow?

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