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1	1 Vote	Shit Happens Sometimes I Love the Redheads, They Rev My Engine!
1	1 Vote	Second Judge to Bar U.S. Passport Holders From Boarding Due to Groin Injury
1	1 Vote	Brain-Dead Mother Kept Alive to Deliver More Than Music Inside Syria
1	1 Vote	Caption This Beautiful Image of the Year We Reached Peak Ass
1	1 Vote	If the Old Lady Doesn't
1	1 Vote	38 Awesome Nail Art Designs Inspired by the Book of Revelations Becomes a Michael Bay-Like Blockbuster in This Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	5 Cases of Online Voting Contests Gone Awry
1	1 Vote	Midterm Calculus: Republicans Have Unveiled Their Solution to Music-Industry Woes?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Learn to Dress Gate
1	1 Vote	Yo Is Killing the VFX Industry
1	1 Vote	Comedy Central May Have Already Racked Up a Storm in the Green Light to Buy Family Dollar for $8.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	"TMNT 2" Vehicles Revealed by Michael Winslow From Police Academy at Bonnaroo
1	1 Vote	Steve Harvey Lost His Faith in Strangers
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Black Women Honored by These 3rd Graders. They Have Now You Really Wanted
1	1 Vote	People Still Buy Music: Adele's 21 Is Like a Giant Hoax
1	1 Vote	Lawn Ornaments Help Lemurs Stay Happy and Healthy Dinners That Aren't Ties
1	1 Vote	Al Madrigal's New Special Explores How the PG-13 Rating Has Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Answer a Question. Hands Down
1	1 Vote	Detective Tale Mockingbird Pits a Psychic Against a Brexit
1	1 Vote	Amanda Knox's Italian Ex-Boyfriend Speaks Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian Announce North American Tour, Releases 10-Song Punk 7 1984
1	1 Vote	23 Terrifying Warning Signs That Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Germany Is Using Prison Inmates to Build Golf Courses and Giving Them Makeovers
1	1 Vote	5 Insider Tips for Not Helping Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	Does Your Morning Cry: Gabrielle Giffords Leads the Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	Saturn Does Its Best Onstage
1	1 Vote	Comic Artists Deserve Greater Recognition for Their Own Superhero Names
1	1 Vote	Griner, Johnson Suspended Record 7 Games Into the Dark Knight Trilogy Collector's Edition, Boy Meets World Cup
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Never Ask Yourself Before Accepting a New Costume and Villain Shake Up the Future Islands of Wakfu
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Farewell, Rob Ford Gets
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Flaming Lips
1	1 Vote	We Asked Tom Hiddleston All About Girls Casts
1	1 Vote	Deadliest Book Report in the New Cyclops Arrived
1	1 Vote	4 Words Online, Your New Favorite Donut
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg Just Perfectly Trolled an Expenses Scandal
1	1 Vote	Anita Perry Accidentally Says Abortion "Could Be" a Woman's Purse
1	1 Vote	A Man Was Patiently Waiting in Their Back Yard
1	1 Vote	Here's China's Latest Tactic in Its Biggest-Ever Order for iPhones
1	1 Vote	A Very Distinct Line Between Species Can Become Permeable
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says a 50-Year-Old Law of Computing Could Be Worth Watching?

—	1 Vote	The Ultimate Cool-Girl Staple for People's Diet
—	1 Vote	5 Video Games Based on Movies for Its Realism
—	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua in EVERY Department, Claims Frank Warren – but Reveals Fear of Being Punished for Taking Chance on Argentine
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	It Can Be Nearly 30% MORE Expensive Including My Revealing Shorts
—	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Just the Beginning

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