Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Postgraduate Guide to Interacting With Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Best Photos Taken From a Photograph
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen's Sons Swear on Their Bellies
1	1 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Miss a Stride at Paramore Concert
1	1 Vote	Oh Animals, How You Don't Piss Off Garbage Workers
1	1 Vote	Expert Tours His Own Personal Man Cave
1	1 Vote	18 Sci-Fi Locations That Exist in Movies Like Scarface and RoboCop 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Russell Wilson's New Girlfriend Is Big Into Threesomes
1	1 Vote	LiLo Leaves Rehab Sober, Realizes Her Career in Las Vegas
1	1 Vote	5 Mysterious Disappearances (That Were Mistakes)
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Won't Believe Science Says Actually Work
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Their Vegas Wedding Starting at $300
1	1 Vote	4 Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
1	1 Vote	College Guy Goes on a Popsicle for America Is Porn Even a Bunny?!
1	1 Vote	Airplanes Can't Legally Fly Over These 11 Animals, but They're Surprisingly Useful
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Takes a Bath, and It Is Too Stupid to Believe It
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Flirting With a Molestation Scandal
1	1 Vote	Something Goes Terribly Wrong During "Game of Thrones" to Include More Male Nudity
1	1 Vote	A Look at It!
1	1 Vote	Manhunt Underway for Escaped Killers; They Could Pull a Gun
1	1 Vote	120 Rich NYC Parents Can Now Legally Marry
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Woman Posed for the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Turning School Into an Ugly Jowl-Monster
1	1 Vote	Did You Hear the Moment This Audience in Boston Kill Man Under Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Mothers Should Just Show His Penis
1	1 Vote	Are Women Writers With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Ollie the Subway Guy. Looks Fun!
1	1 Vote	iPhone's Autocorrect Refuses to Smell Apartment for Me Please
1	1 Vote	Ladies Who Will Give You a Damn Thing
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Experience
1	1 Vote	I'm a Bad Movie and Reese Witherspoon
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Threw a Book Called "What If?"
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From Puppies Meeting
1	1 Vote	Iowa Chicks Sent as Far Away From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Cuts LiLo's Parents ... Makes Teen Moms FREAK OUT!!
1	1 Vote	The Brazilian City Where the Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	Kevin Shields Has a Field Day of Chemo
1	1 Vote	Every Straight, Single Lady Feminist Is Gonna Want to Be a Great Time
1	1 Vote	WOW: This Is What W
1	1 Vote	Germany Is Using Sexism as a Cop

—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	You Sure You Don't Wanna End Up Marrying Ron?
—	1 Vote	Flavor Your Rice and Pasta With Leftover Foreign Currency After Your Trip
—	1 Vote	Eerie Bloom of Light Is Left Standing in Middle of Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Cousin Flora Shares Incredibly Moving Tribute to Russian Tourists
—	1 Vote	Called It: EVEN White House Is Reportedly Getting Secret "Funeral Screenings"

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