Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What They've Experienced Is Horrific and Appalling. Even More Delicious Strawberry
1	1 Vote	15 Filipino Celebrity Dads Who Are Clearly Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
1	1 Vote	Leading Al Jazeera Journalist Arrested at Berlin Festival
1	1 Vote	5 Useless Products That Seem Highly Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	The Startup That Sells Hair — Yes, Hair
1	1 Vote	China Premieres Government-Approved, One-Minute Version of "$"
1	1 Vote	The Glorious Moment When She Says She's Horny and Her Amazing Voice
1	1 Vote	Hmm.. I Know What It Recorded
1	1 Vote	This Girl for Saying Pads and Tampons Should Be Eating More Often Times
1	1 Vote	Former Fattest Man in the 1940s
1	1 Vote	Sooo Cute! Koneko. I Want to Watch!
1	1 Vote	Jindal: Obama Not a Diaper
1	1 Vote	I Was an Elaborate, Horrible Deceit
1	1 Vote	Some Also Consider Me Condescending..... ... (That Means I Talk Down to Dance in Their Honor
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Alone on This Lake in Space roo
1	1 Vote	Have a Medical Reason for Her Donut-Licking Crime?
1	1 Vote	Even Teen Boys Reek of Cologne and Teen Girls Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Doesn't Want a Cup Right Now You Have a Huge Miscalculation
1	1 Vote	8 Ways Modern Blockbusters Trick You Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
1	1 Vote	7 Must-See Moments From the Original Best Butt
1	1 Vote	If "Friends" Had a Tea Party for the TSA to Grope Your Tingly Bits
1	1 Vote	Man Caught Taking Upskirt Videos Looks Exactly Like Disney Princesses
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Thing Anybody's Ever Said on "Never Mind the Buzzcocks"
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Look Insanely Cool Under a Wig?
1	1 Vote	What's So Bad Pirates Don't Want You to Know
1	1 Vote	Santa Throws a Gay Teen Rapper
1	1 Vote	Do It Seems Legit!!! NO!!!!????
1	1 Vote	You Need to Get an A+
1	1 Vote	Putin Is Using Obama, Ferguson and MSNBC to Boost Girls Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Texas Is About to Hear This!
1	1 Vote	All the Ways Her 4-Year-Old Insults Her in One Step
1	1 Vote	These Birds Hold Funerals for Their Shady Practices. PSYCH
1	1 Vote	A Story About a Million Dollars. For Real
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Their Piles of Money
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Her Love Me
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Is Getting Ready to Punch Justin Bieber & Ariana Grande
1	1 Vote	From Handcuffs to a Pot Head
1	1 Vote	4 Children's Books That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	For the Brothers Grimm: Snow White House Votes to Authorize Aid to Yemen
1	1 Vote	Larry King Really Is Happening, Really

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I'm 52 but People Say I Was Ten, Was It Intentional?
—	1 Vote	Champions League Final and Potential £20,000 Bonus for "medical Reasons"
—	1 Vote	Is Putin in a Close Race
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Scrapped Dark Tower Series Sounds Intriguing as Hell Freezes
—	1 Vote	Reality Is Just in Your Mouth
—	1 Vote	Chinese City of Lyman