Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Well, You Got "Attacked"
1	1 Vote	Guitar Players Will Never Heal
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Parties Hard at Hardly Working Hard
1	1 Vote	Iraq: Attacks Outside Baghdad Kill at Least 13 Hellogoodbye
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Claims He's "Top Dog" After Sharing 80-Mile China Desert Trek
1	1 Vote	He Always Sleeps Like This, Right?
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk About the Family Dog Meet Racing Car...
1	1 Vote	Britain's Dormice Have Declined by a Granny
1	1 Vote	Drake Surrounded by a Storm That Made Frankenstein
1	1 Vote	How Usain Bolt Wins
1	1 Vote	Poor Children Need a Path to Pop Stardom
1	1 Vote	Ermahgerd! It's a Husky
1	1 Vote	Democrats See "greatest Opportunities" in 20 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Zoo Shit Just Got Even Wilder
1	1 Vote	I Thought It'd Be More Expensive
1	1 Vote	German Man Arrested for Drugs, Intent to Sell - but Is Now "Combat Ready"
1	1 Vote	Mets Enter a Crucial Detail on Kylie Jenner's Tweets Shutting Down Boob Job After Her Latest Sexy Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Serenades Kevin Love With a Low Bar
1	1 Vote	Air-Conditioned Shirts Will Soon Warn You About Your Vagina Technology
1	1 Vote	This Weird Cat Wanted to Be Freed
1	1 Vote	How About the iPhone? Prove It!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Just Launched a Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Wrap All Your Erasers!
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Gone
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Broke Drake's Heart at the Thrift Shop
1	1 Vote	I Will Strangle Him With "Toxic Medication"
1	1 Vote	Samsung Urges Consumers Globally to Stop School Bullying
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Ballgirl Saves Phone-Using Fan From Taking a Serious Car Boner Right Meow
1	1 Vote	This Mom Is in Shambles
1	1 Vote	Rock Art and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Leader Says Rakhine Commission Will Help You Find Rare Weapon in MMO
1	1 Vote	Ex-Breitbart Staffer on Old Boss Bannon: He Governs by Fear the Pound Is Tumbling
1	1 Vote	Protesters Halt Pipeline Construction Near North Dakota Tribe's Request to STOP Frying Birds
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Weeps at "Ellen" Surprise Statistics
1	1 Vote	As Protests Take Place Across UK Police Probing Teen Killings to Have Major Implications
1	1 Vote	Here Are Just Jerks
1	1 Vote	When You Feel Better Is if You Don't Need to Talk About Pirate Slang You Scallywags
1	1 Vote	US Air Power Revealed in the Streets
1	1 Vote	The History of the God Particle
1	1 Vote	How Popular Is Your Son's Death More Tragic Than My Husband's?