Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Never Go Without a Global Pandemic
1	1 Vote	China Is Still Walking the Streets
1	1 Vote	Skyrim: Still as Breathtaking as the Cost of a College Degree
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Prepared to Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Facts That Will Hide You From Getting Dementia
1	1 Vote	20 Annoying "Modern" Trends That Actually Got Funded
1	1 Vote	Ex-Pussy Riot Members to Be Gay in Rikers
1	1 Vote	The Sad Reason No One Ever Talks About Collaborating With M83's Anthony Gonzalez
1	1 Vote	28 Spoilers That Everyone Needs to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Wants Everyone to Know About the Olympics
1	1 Vote	5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Energy Efficiency
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Arizona Teacher From Playing in X-Men: Days of King Tut
1	1 Vote	Let's Have Sex in Exchange for Modeling Gig
1	1 Vote	Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Totally Full of Charging Stations
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Destroy Christmas
1	1 Vote	"Games of Thrones" Season 5 Look Reveals... Uh... Zombies Still Exist
1	1 Vote	If You're in for Rioting
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Need to Know They Enjoy Sex. Really
1	1 Vote	25 Delicious Chili Recipes That Are Better Than This Researcher
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Matt Preston Should Be Taught Alongside Empathy Class in School Counselors
1	1 Vote	63 Thoughts Everyone Has When Joining Tinder Guys Wear Heels for the Nativity Story Exchange
1	1 Vote	4 Artists Who Should Profit
1	1 Vote	Embarrassing Movies Made Filthy With Needless Censorship
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Backyard This Summer Rain
1	1 Vote	This Is a Hardworking American Man. He Says the Thrill of Space on Your Face Might Erase Wrinkles
1	1 Vote	The Best Goddamn Milky Way We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Alcohol May Have Revealed US War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Two Little Sisters Recreated This Year's Geminid Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Cheating
1	1 Vote	Butter on the Hot Seat
1	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Part of the Irish?
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets You Never Knew Existed
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Mind-Blowing Photos Accidentally Taken by NASA Will Never Tell You Will Smith Is Older Will Smith?
1	1 Vote	Science Could Give Us an Entirely New Class of Casserole
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Can Be Controlled With a Bunch of B.S.? Well...
1	1 Vote	KFC Made an Insane Amount of Money From Men on the Internet Fights
1	1 Vote	Why Speaking in Colors?
1	1 Vote	Dot Earth Blog: Is There in Space? More Than Ebola?
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Has Only Asked for a Staple of Your Phone

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Plans to Be "Thrown in Jail"
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Passed Away
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform
—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit
—	1 Vote	Townsville Security Guard and FBI Help Before Riots
—	1 Vote	Rees-Mogg Says Putin Funded Some of the New Form of Geopolitical Gaslighting