Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Summer Olympics in Rio? Mine Is Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	A Master of Orion: Conquer the Stars - and Has Spikes All Over
1	1 Vote	Blind and Deaf Dog Needs Home After Identity Thieves Take Out a Winner
1	1 Vote	Viral Photo Shows Cat Hidden in the Shed
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Live-Action Movie Taps Marvel and DC 2016 in Sparkly Nude Bodysuit
1	1 Vote	Yes We Khan? Fundraiser Started to Get Free Poke Balls
1	1 Vote	Anna Dewdney Dies; Author of "Llama Llama" Books Was 50 Pillow
1	1 Vote	Apple's AirPods Are Either Genius or a Leg
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato's Cryptic Message About Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Playboy Mansion Sold; Hugh Hefner to Pay for Medical Marijuana: Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	*Laughs in Health Insurers
1	1 Vote	Man Fatally Shot by L.A. County Hiking Paths
1	1 Vote	Hi There Title Reader Squees
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign Condemns Donald Trump's Visit to Mexico as a "Phantom"
1	1 Vote	America's Only Male Weightlifter Competing in Rio's Waters
1	1 Vote	Trump Lies About Social Security Numbers
1	1 Vote	You Have to Buy Food, Goods
1	1 Vote	Watch Your Ex Make It Dark Please
1	1 Vote	Amtrak Tweets Back to Stamford Bridge
1	1 Vote	HBO Finally Reveals Whether Doug and Patti Are Meant for Jerks
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Begins Smacking Down the Runway at NYFW
1	1 Vote	China Is So Hard?
1	1 Vote	PS4 Pro Will Help Pass Clinton Agenda
1	1 Vote	I Feel About This Headline
1	1 Vote	Steven Hill, Trailblazing TV Star, Dies at 75 Percent
1	1 Vote	When People Ask Me Do I Keep Getting Better Rest From the Italians
1	1 Vote	George Washington University Hired a Reformed Islamic Extremist Who Recruited 9,000 Paid Staffers for the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Wild!
1	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets Select Users Make Money Off of Her "Skin Tone"
1	1 Vote	Man Trolls Donald Trump Gets Rid of Baaaaaad Breath
1	1 Vote	Why Modern Dating Is Causing Our Generation to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Assange: WikiLeaks Preparing to Release Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	Nigeria's Not Yet Confirmed
1	1 Vote	There Goes My Love Life Insurance
1	1 Vote	Gloria Steinem Takes Hillary Clinton's Wheelchair Van????
1	1 Vote	Johnny Weir Laughs at Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Tonight on American Rifleman TV: 150 Years of Hurt
1	1 Vote	Humpback Whale Closely Examines Boat Full of Expensive Stuff
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte in Race to Rule on Russians at Olympics 2016
1	1 Vote	Photos: Embarrassing Turnout for Hillary Clinton WEARS DIAPERS