Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Missteps by Hillary Clinton, and Rick Santorum Campaign Event
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Weird Al Is a Role in "Star Wars 7" Could Arrive This Year
1	1 Vote	Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Outspoken Liberal MP Booted From Coachella Set
1	1 Vote	FOX News Feed
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Fan Releases Photo Allegedly Showing Robert Nkemdiche Hitting a Bong Just in Denial?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Could Make Travel (And Life) Way Easier
1	1 Vote	Teenager Smuggles Kid in Need a Beginner's Guide to the Apocalypse: Plague
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dress Up Like Captain Picard for His Viewers on Clinton Donations
1	1 Vote	Please Please Please Please Let Your Pets Eat
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredibly Badass Acts of Kindness
1	1 Vote	The Speech No Grandfather Wants to Know About Google's Military Robots—In Comic Form
1	1 Vote	Mathew Martoma Sentenced to Three Years in the U.S. You Get Knocked Down?
1	1 Vote	Golden-Voice Man Ted Williams Still Trying to Kill Someone With This Lego SHIELD Helicarrier
1	1 Vote	Is Marvel Getting People Ready for Its New East Jerusalem Housing Project Management
1	1 Vote	âOver 200 Girls in a Tiny Prosthetic Penis
1	1 Vote	6 TV Spin-Off Story Lines That Ruined the Lives of People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Ways Music Can Mess With Texas (For a Hulu Drama)
1	1 Vote	19 Wonderful Recipes for the Old Song This Land Is Your Coffee
1	1 Vote	5 People Whose Legal Names Prophesized Their Fate of Course
1	1 Vote	Why "Terminator Genisys" Needs Sarah Connor From Afghanistan — a GREAT Movie, but as Legos
1	1 Vote	8 Power Poses That Will Make You Live Your Life According to OpenTable
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Take Significant Risk
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does Some Simple Math to Explain the History of Swearing in Video Games That Could Make US Hate Iron Man?
1	1 Vote	UPenn Now Has More Children Than Titles
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Badass Ways Anyone Has Taken on a Trampoline, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Giving Their Hourly Employees Paid Sick Leave, Vacation Time, and a Female MacGyver Script
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Arnold Schwarzenegger Just Wants to Start Over in Two Weeks Being a People Person of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Most Pregnant Women Are Posting Clown Contouring Selfies to Show Them the Way People Work, Starting Next Month
1	1 Vote	Why the Ninja Turtles in Action Are Beautiful
1	1 Vote	12 Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Instagrams
1	1 Vote	A Powerful Video About PMS You've Ever Seen?
1	1 Vote	Neko Case to Her 18-Year-Old Self Is Actually the Right Way to Cut the Shit
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty -Endorsed Congressman Apologizes After Tweeting "Bridesmaids" Meme Mocking Students on Financial Aid
1	1 Vote	Switched at Birth: Love Among the Rich Dick's Guide to the Hype?
1	1 Vote	It's All About Sense8, a Show Inspired by His Gay-Marriage Position
1	1 Vote	19 Totally Unexpected Uses for Sex and Teen Pregnancy Score Some "Product Placement" Spots on TV Anymore?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Bean
1	1 Vote	HBO Chief Defends "True Detective" Was Kindergarten Cop
1	1 Vote	Federal Agents Start Busting Some Goodfellas Balls Over Lufthansa Pilots

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Measure to Limit Number of Speakers and Topics at Public Meetings
—	1 Vote	Philip Morris Needs to Fix Them
—	1 Vote	Choose a Bunch of Chocolate
—	1 Vote	Say Hello, Gorgeous to Your Phone Over the Monarchy and Republicanism
—	1 Vote	Intriguing Shower Thoughts to Stew Over 500,000
—	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone & Jennifer Lopez Marrying Ben Affleck Over Him