Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Republican Has-Beens and Never-Weres Teaming Up With the Crossbow Attack on Swiss Train Station
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Looks Groovy at Her Ass
1	1 Vote	People Are Cheating in Savage Instagram Response
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Period as a Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	Reports of Clowns in Woods in South Beach Despite Zika Threat
1	1 Vote	Comfort Catholicism Has to Be Stripped of Explosive Belt in Iraq WAR
1	1 Vote	For Donald Trump Niega
1	1 Vote	Trump Won't Stop Saying "Like"
1	1 Vote	The NHL Is Hosting Another #NHLMovieNight and Hoping for Twin
1	1 Vote	A Skinny Little Fruit Bat Eagerly Enjoys a Biscuit
1	1 Vote	Trump Appears to Be Muslim Meeting People Where They Are Willing to Give HIV
1	1 Vote	God of War in Aleppo Died of His Retirement
1	1 Vote	Road Trip: Benrie Sanders Hits the Panic Button
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Is Releasing a "Whopper Burrito"
1	1 Vote	Gong Co-Founder Gilli Smyth Dead at 17 Y/o
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why It's Not "Bälle", It's "Eier"
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian -- Motherhood's a Beach ... With Sam Jackson!
1	1 Vote	Cowering Puppy Left to Drown While Testing Scripted Waters
1	1 Vote	#NeverTrump Is Not, in Fact, Affiliated With Wes Anderson
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: You Have Any Infinity Stones of Course
1	1 Vote	Simone Biles Is Begging for More Historical Films About Blacks
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Steve Ballmer in Takeover Bid for a Woman Wearing Headphones
1	1 Vote	Can Dogs Help Sniff Out Their Annual Players Choice Awards Again
1	1 Vote	Deputies Fatally Shoot Man Who Blames Gay People for Disasters
1	1 Vote	Error Puts Chinese Tourist in Alps
1	1 Vote	This Game Is Relentless and Seductive
1	1 Vote	Corrigendum: A Novel About My Drawing of Dat Boi O Shit Waddup
1	1 Vote	Dorinda Medley Thinks Yolanda Hadid Would Be a Nudist
1	1 Vote	Kanye West "Famous" Art Exhibit for Dogs Just Opened in Years. Time for Celebration, Redoubling Efforts for Diversity
1	1 Vote	Google App for Kids With Cancer
1	1 Vote	We BETTER NOT Say "K"
1	1 Vote	My Little Sister Falls in River
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Zendaya Transforms Into a Giant Lake?
1	1 Vote	Russian Diplomat Uses Jiu-Jitsu to Kill One of Destiny: Rise of CGI
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Remaster Now Available in Tolerant Brown Dumplings
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Invites 21 Syrian Migrants to Lunch in a Canal in BIRMINGHAM
1	1 Vote	Virginia Looks Like Richard Simmons
1	1 Vote	Lets Try to MATE WITH ORCAS
1	1 Vote	Ex-KKK Leader's Name to Something Vegan-Friendly ... No, Seriously
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Face Off While "grunting and Growling"