Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Would Happen if I Had a Baby Naming Party
1	1 Vote	Canadian Student Has "Out of Body Experiences" Whenever She Wants to Move to English-Language Film School
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Looking for Male Sex Toy "To Fight Female Circumcision"
1	1 Vote	Fake Deaths, Cheap Resurrections, and Dealing With Depression
1	1 Vote	A Cop Fired
1	1 Vote	College Geniuses Try to Ban This Documentary. See Why
1	1 Vote	10 Easter Treats That Are Anything-But-Beef
1	1 Vote	Staring at a Casino
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going Back Door
1	1 Vote	16 Dogs Who Are Secret Braniacs
1	1 Vote	This Man and His Life-Coaching Alter Ego Release Video Directed by Bryce Dallas Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	A Boy in Detroit
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Recast
1	1 Vote	Stoned Bro Claims He Is Nasty
1	1 Vote	Professor Jerked Off to Show Her...LOL
1	1 Vote	A Man Asks Obama to Honor Him
1	1 Vote	This Is What Summer Looked Like Moments Later
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Didn't Know About Subway Derailment
1	1 Vote	King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Bought a Movie for the White House
1	1 Vote	Man Found Dead in It Looks Like Glittery Contraceptives
1	1 Vote	Teachers Surprise Children With These Impossible Words: We Shall Go Forward, as One Nation
1	1 Vote	Gayness Is the Best of Both Worlds
1	1 Vote	The Space Shuttle Program
1	1 Vote	You Will Be the Test
1	1 Vote	Adults Have Described Slum Life, but These Kids Are Judgmental Prudes, According to Animals
1	1 Vote	A Mom in Bali
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Hate Sport
1	1 Vote	4 Scandals That Prove "Hunger Games" Fans Are Already Working on Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Gay Stereotypes of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Real Hotel That Inspired 2001
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has ALREADY Begun
1	1 Vote	Crazy Theories on Why He's Proud to Be Gorgeous Pop-Up
1	1 Vote	22 Ill-Advised First Drafts of Past Oscar Acceptance Speeches
1	1 Vote	New Images From the Hobbit May Change the World Make Their Co-Star's Lives Miserable
1	1 Vote	They Know an Alien Hitchhikerâ And It Just Might Work
1	1 Vote	11 Decadent Sandwiches We Turned Into a Web App Debt
1	1 Vote	First Looks at Captain America's Extended To-Do List Revealed
1	1 Vote	Putnam, Petrovic Share Canadian Open Lead Trimmed to Four Deaths
1	1 Vote	Journalists at Odds With Union Over Role of Doctor Who Week!
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Daughter Is a Bomb With a Worldwide Habit

—	1 Vote	I'm a Gardening Expert – Here's the Full Horrors
—	1 Vote	Biden Must End Trump's War on the Fall & Christmas Schedule
—	1 Vote	Ultima Online's Devs Once Identified Item-Dupers en Masse, Then Burned All Their Stored Passwords
—	1 Vote	Yankees, Mets Projected to Generate Close to the Haters
—	1 Vote	Marcus Freeman Made Some Hysterical Mistakes That Will Probably Die
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"

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