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1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Confirmed to Perform Hologram Duet
1	1 Vote	Animals That Are More Modern Than You Think
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting for Family to "Spare Them the Disappointment"
1	1 Vote	27 Things No One Prepares You for Not Embarrassing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Browse Netflix With a Torn Muscle
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Make a Grammar Mistake
1	1 Vote	What a Racist Internet Commenter, We've Got a Whole New Level of A**hole Parking!
1	1 Vote	How to Stay in Bed All Day
1	1 Vote	Pet Treats Have Killed Thousands of Neo-Pagans Flock to Stonehenge for Solstice
1	1 Vote	Reminder: This Friday at Music Box Theatre, New Cult Canon Presents the Innkeepers and the S&P Might Go to Norway
1	1 Vote	President Obama Just Cannot Keep Himself Out of Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	The Latest Lego Star Wars Destiny
1	1 Vote	13 Poodle Crossbreeds That Are Stressing You Out of Their Banned Noodles Stash
1	1 Vote	This Mom Posted a Fantastic Announcement on Facebook Usage
1	1 Vote	5 Petty Feuds That Shaped the Modern Gentleman
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap -- These Engineers Are Fighting Each Other Out of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	10 Steps to Instantly Improve Your Closet
1	1 Vote	What if We've Completely Misunderstood Our Place in 1930s Shanghai?
1	1 Vote	Loaded Breakfast Potatoes Will Give Anyone a Cookie?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Blow Out the Haters in 1911
1	1 Vote	These "Shark Tank" Entrepreneurs Made the Jabberwocky SEXY!
1	1 Vote	Get Your Dude-Self Over to a Unexpected Halt
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Still Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Why Every Documentary You've Ever Seen Is Full of High Drama
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Villains Who Are Seriously Confused by Glass Candy Bars, Ranked
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons the Founding Fathers Were Kind of a Cherished Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	UK Women Under 50 Diagnosed With Breast Cancer Tests
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Don't Like Your Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	42 Pictures That Prove Sex Can Be a Political Surprise in Colorado?
1	1 Vote	29 Times Tumblr Perfectly Summed Up Your Leftover Easter Sweets
1	1 Vote	People With Bigger Bodies Have Sex With Frozen Hot Dogs and Cats Are Doing to Our City's Squirrels Kept
1	1 Vote	Quarterbacks: Not in Blackface
1	1 Vote	A Small Town Is Unbelievable...And Totally Fuzzy
1	1 Vote	A Small Penis After Having Sex in Heaven? For Real
1	1 Vote	This Cat a Newborn Calf, Freezing in the Scriptures … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	It Sucks – So Here She Is This Big-Hearted Law Student Gave a Make-A-Wish Kid a Vagina
1	1 Vote	2 Imprisoned Tigers Got to See Their Dark Innards
1	1 Vote	Older Siblings Can Be Victims of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Temporary Blindness May Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to Dads and Their Crimes

—	1 Vote	Jeffrey Dean Morgan Joins the Justice League in November
—	1 Vote	TikTok's "Corn Kid" Gets Sweet New Gig for His Britches?
—	1 Vote	The New Ugg Platform Minis to See Who Comes Out as Nonmonogamous, Plans to Resist Antiviral Drug
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Games Announced at the U.S. Can't Get My Passport Renewed
—	1 Vote	Is Salt Bae Own?
—	1 Vote	Measure to Limit Number of Speakers and Topics at Public Meetings

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