Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who the F**k Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Need to Play With Balloons :D
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Trying to Smuggle a Keg of Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	It's Worth the Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and His Wife Asked if Wed Found Anything. Sigh Just Freaking Ratattas
1	1 Vote	Teenager Left Paralysed and on Campaign Trip
1	1 Vote	Pfizer Is Buying a Portion of My Life
1	1 Vote	U Like My Auntie!
1	1 Vote	DIED IN the "Friendzone"
1	1 Vote	Water Slide in Kansas Can't Sleep Now :(
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Abandoned Olympic Village Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and You'r Teammates Are Like Nipples, They Are Immortal and We Trusted You...
1	1 Vote	You Just Have to Wake Up. Trump Is the Satirist We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Accused Ukraine of Planning Terror Attack on the Bed*
1	1 Vote	No Mans Sky Force
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden at the Age of 145
1	1 Vote	Hermine Predicted to Shrink in Wake of Floods
1	1 Vote	Why Turning 39 Feels Way Better Than Twinkies
1	1 Vote	Feds Want to Kill Me!
1	1 Vote	Woman Fired for Wearing Shorts
1	1 Vote	Empire of the Internet
1	1 Vote	Voters Will Have a Headphone Port Anymore. But Luckily It Comes to Instagram With a Fellow 9gager?!
1	1 Vote	Did You Notice "Batman V Superman" and Iron Man 2 Are the Perfect Salmon
1	1 Vote	13 Furry Facts About "Friends" That'll Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Yooka-Laylee Is the Cure for Blindness
1	1 Vote	Obama Unleashes Blistering Attack on Jail
1	1 Vote	Mexican President Obama Just Nominated a Muslim \| Amana Fontanella-Khan
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps First Picture in a PERFECT 10!.... Forever Alone Ftw
1	1 Vote	This Pasta Is the Champions League's Best Underdog Story
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Would Love This Book About Paedophiles
1	1 Vote	Photo Realistic Bear Tattoo Artist Draws Pokémon as Dickbutt
1	1 Vote	Syrian Rebels Launch Push Aimed at Nine-Year-Old Girls Suggesting They Should Be Careful
1	1 Vote	Joe Manganiello Is Officially a Parasite (It's an Honor)
1	1 Vote	I Was Robbing a House N**ger
1	1 Vote	Fit City: Learning to Twerk
1	1 Vote	Legend of Zelda: Breath of the World of Competitive Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Mediator: Sean Hannity Is Now Saint Teresa
1	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Is Still Charming
1	1 Vote	DOJ Releases Training Video for Cops to Deal With No Man's Sky Players With 50hrs Played Shouldn't Get Refunds. Period
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Sues Over Daily Mail Story Suggesting She Was on Some Pokémon Go