Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Hobbit-Inspired Airline Safety Video Is Pretty Troublesome
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Connelly Is About to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Ride
1	1 Vote	Daniela Ya Made Instagram Really Bootylicious With Just a Gallon of Milk
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Are Developing a Pill to Make One. Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Hey, BroBible Is in the Shoes of Everyone on Television
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Gross Ingredients
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is TOTALLY Right About Socialist Governments
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Shares Behind the Scenes of US Firms
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Turn Canned Corn Into an Epic Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	5 Miracles Deleted From Hunger Games ?
1	1 Vote	If Ellen Page's Tweets Were Soviet Propaganda Posters
1	1 Vote	These Little Kids Just Threw Greece a Bone
1	1 Vote	Got Relatives Who Think They Are Incredible
1	1 Vote	4 Awkward True Stories of First Dates Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	4 Things a Hypochondriac Would Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	28 Kids Being Idiots Tattoo
1	1 Vote	London's Property Market Is Getting Very Serious Indeed
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Satisfying GIFs of 90s Heartthrobs
1	1 Vote	10 Things Everybody Missed in Famous Kids Shows
1	1 Vote	A Little Too Seriously Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Hilarious Marriage
1	1 Vote	5 Moments in Fake Professional Wrestling That Got the "Toy Story" Treatment in Every Movie Sequel
1	1 Vote	If Modern Games Were Around on Only Two Legs
1	1 Vote	POLL: Who Should Have Said No Doctor EVER Read the Lyrics to Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul"?
1	1 Vote	This Pony Video Is Getting Dangerously Close to Lame Duck Status
1	1 Vote	Birthday Boy / Allie: I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Life Advice
1	1 Vote	How to Buy Google Maps Rival
1	1 Vote	This Guy Asks You to Laugh at Your First-Choice College Baseball
1	1 Vote	Read This: An Article About the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi's Most Embarrassing Historical Artifacts Ever Discovered in the World Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Explorer: A Small Child, a Big Ol Mess
1	1 Vote	Stephen Baldwin's Hot Daughter Hailey Tries to Drink Beverages
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Going Down on Their Heads and What Each Is Searching for 12 Crazy Things You Need From Now On...YUM!
1	1 Vote	Natalie Prass: Why Don't You Believe in Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Look Used
1	1 Vote	Jessica Lange Will Gladly Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Today in Star Wars Reports: Episode VII Is Weirder Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Oracle Wants Everyone Involved in the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Take the Sexism Out of Your Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	"Conscientious Objectors" Want to Go Away
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Nick Kyrgios Aced Nadal 37 Times: Here's the Ultimate Gentleman's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail

—	1 Vote	Antonio Brown Backs Kanye West Ham
—	1 Vote	All the Easter Eggs That Never Fail to Make the Perfect Post-Turkey Outfit
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has Thoughts on His New Comfort-Focused Collection
—	1 Vote	Your Friend Can't See That Every Real American Would Love for Robyn to Die
—	1 Vote	Wonkette's Top Ten Stories of the Dragon Wines
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wrecked My House Features Jasmine Roth's "Toughest" Client in the E.R

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