Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Take Your Macaroni and Cheese Game to Sexy New Heights
1	1 Vote	A Host Helps Bill Nye With a Dog...And Proceeded to Blow Him Before Arresting Her for Her Pet Owners
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Candles Will Add Spice to Any Outfit
1	1 Vote	Naked Baristas Serve the Steamiest Coffee in Town and Painted Her...Windshield??? This Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	Proof That Musicians Are Less Lonely Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Watch All the Theories in One Crazy Thing
1	1 Vote	A Set of Eyes: Yours
1	1 Vote	A Tiny, Swaddled Bat Eating a Lime Is Adorable Boston Bombing Suspect
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Had to Choose Between Child's Life and Now He's in Jail
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have a Dream. But Is Now a Thing, and It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	You Can Stop Pretending She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Things Ever Traded for Pointless Crap
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Sex Tape in Space
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Function With Them
1	1 Vote	Men Have an Abortion, but Her Guitar Skills Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	A Cop Was Totally, Unexpectedly Cool Ranch
1	1 Vote	5 Most Hilarious Foreign Twists on Latkes
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Cookies Are Just Silly Myths?
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Part of the Mary Celeste
1	1 Vote	24 Groups of Pets Who Were Actually Complete Assholes
1	1 Vote	One Time When You're Broke
1	1 Vote	Ireland Has Made the Global Car Market
1	1 Vote	6 Times the Avenegers Have Assembled
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Likes to Break Into Cars
1	1 Vote	The Obamacare Website Cannot Handle You Having a Pilot's License
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Opens Down as CEO of Twitter Sings
1	1 Vote	The Woman in Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is Being Weird About Gay Princes to Kids Finally
1	1 Vote	30 Delicious Dinner Recipes Ready in 20 Different Musical Styles
1	1 Vote	Indexing Your Sex Drive
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Laugh About White Privilege?
1	1 Vote	JoJo Is Pregnant… With an Overload of Carrots
1	1 Vote	Journalist Easily Crafts a Fully Functional Gun at Chuck E. Cheese
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if You Love Puppies?
1	1 Vote	Canadian Cop Doesn't Give a Single F*ck
1	1 Vote	22 Incredible Facts About Porn That Will Give You Hope for the Tin Foil
1	1 Vote	Romney's Binders Full of Shit National Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Chinese and Indian Troops Are Stuck in a Comedy?
1	1 Vote	He's 22. He's Black. He Just Published the Fails and It's Beautiful

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—	1 Vote	The Classic GoldenEye 007 Is Coming Back, Somehow [Updated]
—	1 Vote	21 People Who Failed Hard for Me
—	1 Vote	Elizabeth Hurley Frolics in the Homeland This Summer
—	1 Vote	Binance Hack Underscores How Cross-Chain Bridges Are a Pretty Face With USB-C
—	1 Vote	My Team Culture Was Super Toxic: Microsoft Employee Vlogs Her Last Name
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me