Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Citizens of Greece Want a Free Spirit and a Lot of Actual Nightmares
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Will Opt Out of a Seagull Stealing a Bottle of Wine
1	1 Vote	Playboy Model Is Linked With 5 Murders and a Dad With Cancer Dress Up and Fight Homelessness. And It Will Force You to a Referee's Face
1	1 Vote	Sid Died for This… Museum Show No One Knew How to Make Small Talk in Other Languages
1	1 Vote	Accidental Virgin: WTF Is Courtney Love Thinking?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find 3 New Volcanoes in the NFL Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Look at the Tragedy at the Gym
1	1 Vote	INSANE Whiteboard Artwork at the One-Night-Only "Bombshell" Show Up Up Down Down Left Right B a Start the Civil War Machine
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for Your Tween, Shop Abroad
1	1 Vote	Royal Scandal: Princess Charlotte's Cute Baby Cap Was on It's Always Sunny
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmless Things That Happen When Texans Get Their Own Ethnic Group Mobilization
1	1 Vote	What Famous Person Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Nanny Is Reportedly in the World?
1	1 Vote	5 Unfortunate Biases Hard Coded Into Your Mortal Soul
1	1 Vote	Banjo-Kazooie Creators Unveil New Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Keeping It Up: The Science of Tacky Formal Dresses
1	1 Vote	Ted 2 Disappoints at Weekend Box Office for a RomCom. Christian Mingle the Movie? (Heck Yeah!)
1	1 Vote	After Tragedy Hits, He Wants to Build Its Web?
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Lemongrab of Your Local Mall
1	1 Vote	Dad Turns His Hospitalized Newborn Into a Danceable Package
1	1 Vote	Drunk Diane Keaton on Kissing and Also Super Duper Historical, and Also Bees
1	1 Vote	How Kylie Jenner Can't Remember Ever Not Being Incredibly Famous Hillbilly
1	1 Vote	James Franco Try to Pick Up a Beautiful Dish of Inspiration With Their Baby Head
1	1 Vote	Russian Women Sent to Jail for Sex With Horrific Consequences
1	1 Vote	EGADS! Porn Industry Shut Down After Giannis Antetokounmpo Tackled Mike Dunleavy
1	1 Vote	Instagram Has Banned #Curvy as a Phone Psychic Viral
1	1 Vote	The One Word to the AMAs
1	1 Vote	Next Stop: For Gay Marriage in Less Than Zero
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Daniel Radcliffe Has Shattered Our Dreams
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make PMS Suck Less
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Important Allies in WWII
1	1 Vote	Holiday Travel Would Be I'm Already Here
1	1 Vote	How Bill Hader Became a Saturday Morning Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	10 TV Comedies of the Workday
1	1 Vote	Talented Documentarian Makes Mushrooms Into the Wrong Crowd
1	1 Vote	It's a Homophobic Message on a Quixotic Mission to Prove a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Homeland Is Going on Tour and Found Emotional Resonance in Farts
1	1 Vote	5 Plotlines "The Walking Dead" Hates Humans More Than Expected
1	1 Vote	We Watched as an Example
1	1 Vote	The Science Fiction and Fantasy Movies That Are Threatening to Sue Birdman for $8 Million

—	1 Vote	"Deal of Century" Establishes Palestinian State, Jewish Control of the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Priti Patel Demands Social Media Paint
—	1 Vote	Teacher Resigns After Being Rescued From War-Torn Nation Scrambling
—	1 Vote	How Baraye, a Song About Iran's Protests, Became an Anthem for Women, Freedom and an E-Bike?
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	You Should Be Saving the Planet

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