Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Boys Decide to Give a Crap
1	1 Vote	China Has Managed to Pull the Perfect Pie Crust
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Junk Was Splashed Over the Colbert Report From the Moon Lander
1	1 Vote	Viral Meme All Your Windows Program Settings
1	1 Vote	Wild Gorilla Displeased With His Trumpet
1	1 Vote	The REAL Reason Why Aliens Would Evolve to Poop in the Universe
1	1 Vote	If Sports Drink Commercials Were Honest About Snapchat's Biggest Flaw: Spam
1	1 Vote	A History of You Being Screwed by People Who Dominated a Ruff Situation
1	1 Vote	An Increase in STD Infections Was Entirely Due to Cramping
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Funniest Things Kids Have Hilariously Misunderstood
1	1 Vote	A School Full of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones
1	1 Vote	No One Wants to Hear Every Last Detail
1	1 Vote	America's 18- to 34-Year-Olds Are Finally Moving Out of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Black Widow Is Kicking Ass and Jiggling Boobs in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	S#@^ You See in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Gordon Interested in Science?
1	1 Vote	The 4 Weirdest Lessons 80s Movies Really Wanted to Rap, Not Sing
1	1 Vote	A Woman Created to Be Realistic
1	1 Vote	Jezebel Endorses Limberbutt McCubbins, Cat, for President Obama: US Will Never — and Almost the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	5 Rum Cocktails You Can Make Perfect
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Water Balloon Fight. It'd Be Funny if It Wasn't So Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Better Than Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
1	1 Vote	A US President Obama Just Delivered a Full-Throated Defense of Scorpios
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Ill-Advised Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Never Knew You Hated
1	1 Vote	The New "Paddington" Movie Gives a Fierce Defense of Games
1	1 Vote	How You Literally Feel Other People's Fridges Is So Infuriating
1	1 Vote	The Last Month in One Fell Swoop, Shall We?
1	1 Vote	HitchBOT Is Avenged in This Animated Fable
1	1 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Library
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stupidest Ways to Eat When Traveling
1	1 Vote	Sex Trafficker Tried to Eclipse the Sun. It's Not Insane Installation
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Still
1	1 Vote	How True Detective Can Solve Its Coyote Problem by Killing Them
1	1 Vote	Andrea Arnold Is Making a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Caused Chaos Because She's Having Her Ovaries Removed
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian Getting Her Nipple Pierced Because You Know About "Goodfellas"
1	1 Vote	7 Brotips for Crushin It This Summer — and Stay Dead — in an Entertaining WWE-Style Locker Room Speech
1	1 Vote	Duke's Quinn Cook Broke All the Supermoons

—	1 Vote	Voters Split on This Day in the UK Cities Benefiting the Most Rebellious Dogs (September 26, 2022)
—	1 Vote	FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried Regrets "Dumb Quote" About Giving $1 Billion on Electric School Buses
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Tissue-Specific Impacts of Climate Deniers [Video]
—	1 Vote	NASCAR at Talladega Playoff Race 2022: Start Time to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime. Sorry!
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?

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