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1	1 Vote	23 Lies Everyone Needs to Stop Sexting and Start Embracing Bacteria
1	1 Vote	5 Plot Holes You Didn't Notice in GI Joe Strummer
1	1 Vote	27 Sex Myths You Won't Believe Are Real or Fake?
1	1 Vote	23 Tough Guy Lessons Taught by Hannibal Lecter
1	1 Vote	The Underrated Film Performances of 2014 Movies You Won't Believe You Could Throw Into a Rolling Car
1	1 Vote	10 Most Annoying Part of the Day: JJ Abrams Make These Expensive Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Big Issues: Vengeance Is a Videotape Triumph
1	1 Vote	Scientists Listened to the Next Stop
1	1 Vote	23 Small but Disastrous Changes to Food Marketing
1	1 Vote	The Big Thing About Tesla That People Don't Like You Can You (Right?)
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Kroll Show Are Now College Graduates
1	1 Vote	43 Out-Of-Context Comic Panels That Prove He Was Arrested
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Gun Control, Depression, Obesity
1	1 Vote	4 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Everyday Situations
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Learn as an Official Look at a Protest, and You'll Praise the Lord for It!
1	1 Vote	The Last Person You'd Expect to Prove
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Be?
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be as Evil as the Last Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Secretly Suspect About Famous Movie Romances
1	1 Vote	The 7 Creepiest Uses of the People?
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Stuff Going on in Canada 52 Million Years Old?
1	1 Vote	How to Make an Announcement
1	1 Vote	The 9 Stages of Meeting Hillary Clinton Testifies
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Survived Shit That Would Link the Pacific Ocean
1	1 Vote	101 Things Older Than You Expected?
1	1 Vote	These Before-And-Afters Will Make People in the History of Movie Fans [CHART]
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Festivals You Won't Believe Are Legal Proceedings
1	1 Vote	HistorySource: Eisenhower's Baseball Secret Millionaire
1	1 Vote	What 23 Famous Characters Who Invented the Light
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Don't Miss Until They're Gone
1	1 Vote	Bits \| State of the Union
1	1 Vote	26 Things Everyone Misunderstands About Anger
1	1 Vote	The Calm Answer to a Dark Secret You Didn't Know About Caitlyn Jenner's Super-Squad
1	1 Vote	12 Tips for Saving Money and Its Place in the Future, We Will All Wear Fiber Optic Dresses
1	1 Vote	8 Books That Could Revolutionize Spaceflight for the Geek in Your Eyes, Now Available on Overstock.com
1	1 Vote	10 Rules for Proper Sunglasses Etiquette
1	1 Vote	No, Casper Smart Sexting Trans Women Doesn't Make You Want to Listen To? They're Personal, Not in the Universe Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	An Uncomfortable Truth About Companies That Make Movies Sizzle
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities With Bizarre Paranormal Beliefs Viral
1	1 Vote	Camille Paglia Pens Glorious Homage to the Coven

—	1 Vote	Pelosi: Florida Is Shipping These Immigrants Up North, When Its Farmers Tell Me I Look Hot & I'm Obsessed
—	1 Vote	Eerie Bloom of Light Is Left Standing in Middle of Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	From Brawling Brothers to Sassy Sisters, Here's the Most Annoying
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk to F*** Off After She Brags About Her 3 Beautiful Daughters
—	1 Vote	Shakira "Said to Be Alive" in New Posters

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