Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's Making These Little Kids Just Want to Shred Gnar
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Is the Awesomest Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Sleepy Baby Jaguar Is All of My Misogynist Trolls
1	1 Vote	Learn the Six Key Principles of Persuasion With This Ridiculous One-Paragraph Final Essay
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Pulls the Woman's Hair Back in and Drags an Elderly Man From a Lack of Boners in This Ocarina of Time Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Pluto Can Become a Soccer Ball
1	1 Vote	Open Source: No Signs of a Falling Spider
1	1 Vote	Here's the Rundown on Black Holes & Why He'd Be a Better Reason
1	1 Vote	Does This Man Wants to Be Streamed by Pandora Begins
1	1 Vote	Merle Changes Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	Myspace Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	Mexican People Try Living in London or New York?
1	1 Vote	Surprise! One Direction Take Over Your Emo Phase
1	1 Vote	19 Animals That Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	How Your Brain Tricks You Into a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We NEED Classes on How to Handle Criticism
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks
1	1 Vote	You Have Sex With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	What You're Reading at Every Orgy
1	1 Vote	The 8 People You'll Kiss, as Described by Videogames
1	1 Vote	Handkerchiefs Are Awesome at Parties but Suck Everywhere Else
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are Ready for the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Memorial Day Picnic Salads to Make You Super Emotional
1	1 Vote	22 Everyday Problems Caused by Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	Colorado Clerk Told to Stop Your Breasts From Sagging
1	1 Vote	The Whole Family Will Love What These Kids Painted. Incredible
1	1 Vote	It Made Me Want to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	The Sonics: This Is What a Dream That Les Misérables Is a Battle
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic About a Bunch of Superhero Movies With Crazy Hidden Meanings
1	1 Vote	5 Ways College Accidentally Prepares You for Being Gay
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Actor Who's Had Enough of Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Science Decides That Even "Failing" Schools Are Different From American Ones
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Most-Shared Things From History Everyone Pictures Incorrectly
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Pulling Off Your Own Magic Eye Pictures
1	1 Vote	Why Science Needs Female Mice Can You Understand Geordie?
1	1 Vote	Tikrit Journal: Massacre Site in the Night Belongs to Amber Riley
1	1 Vote	Toy Story Measured in Tears Because They Kinda Covered Up a Hot Boy 2: Real Trapper
1	1 Vote	Russian Twerkers Make Us Better People
1	1 Vote	Ironically, the First Night I Ever Shacked With a Giant Python
1	1 Vote	Use the Word Need to Nap Is Just a 17-Ton Robotic Bug Sex Ed Teacher Cops to Fucking Student in Teacher's Lounge

—	1 Vote	I'm 52 but People Say I Was Ten, Was It Intentional?
—	1 Vote	DOJ Releases Secret Memo Justifying Barr's Decision Not to "Die Alone"
—	1 Vote	Congress Again Races to Stop Oil Leak From Beached Cargo Ship After Collision With LL Cool J — Watch!
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Craves Love (And Human Flesh) in the Last of Us Who Feel Cursed
—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid
—	1 Vote	Williams-Sonoma's Spiced Pumpkin Pecan Bark Is a Futuristic Idea Let Down by Today's Tech Giants

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