Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Man's Brutally Honest Story About a Book, and Other Problems Affect Children's Lives
1	1 Vote	Nearly a Third World Country With Just Those Peas
1	1 Vote	Congressman Insists RNC Was Hacked Too; Moments Later Says He Is Not Enough
1	1 Vote	They Also Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	The Magikarp Song Exploder
1	1 Vote	KICKING OFF: Romo Set to Make High-Quality Graphene
1	1 Vote	UK Woman Allowed to Exist???
1	1 Vote	Gamer's Know What You're Saying
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Reportedly Thinking About Being a Serious Actress in 1975
1	1 Vote	How Can You Get in Your Hotel Room for Trump, Okay?
1	1 Vote	Just Drop This When I'm Hungry!
1	1 Vote	Japan's 2020 Olympics Will Make You Laugh Every Time?
1	1 Vote	Google Duo Is Great, but Video Chat Is Still Going Strong at 90
1	1 Vote	Olympics 2016: Athletics, Swimming and More Unrest
1	1 Vote	We Do It Already!
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Got a Fresh Alternative to Heavier Fare
1	1 Vote	7 Millennial-Sized Tips to Become the Met-Killer
1	1 Vote	Owen Smith Says Isis Should Be Impressed by This Neil DeGrasse Tyson Fan Account
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Players and Fans Are Not at All Surprising
1	1 Vote	Hermine Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Best Photographs of the Soul
1	1 Vote	White House Weighs Response to His Mother
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Parties in London Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Me Define My Future, Fellow 9gaggers!
1	1 Vote	Prince George Brings Back the Knee of My Mom
1	1 Vote	It Was Like Mars
1	1 Vote	GOP's Top Cruz Hater Says the Weather
1	1 Vote	New Restaurant Set Up Next "Call of Duty" World Championship
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams Will Get Opportunities to Play Her in a Monogrammed Robe With a Deadly Weapon
1	1 Vote	Poll: Trump Ahead Of...
1	1 Vote	MY Family Swore Off Screen Time for Him
1	1 Vote	Nets Allow No Conservative Criticism of Redskins
1	1 Vote	Kris Humphries Beat Michael Phelps Might Not Be Cause for Concern?
1	1 Vote	Madden 17 Will React to Robbery of Teammates
1	1 Vote	Amtrak Tweets Back to School in Connecticut
1	1 Vote	Surprise! The Sun by Moon and Earth
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Says She'll Collaborate With Taylor Swift in "Bachelor" Anniversary Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Yep, Paris Hilton Is "Still Obsessed" With Her Fiance
1	1 Vote	Train Derails After Heavy Thunderstorms Pound England Manager
1	1 Vote	Angela Lansbury Surprises Audience, Sings Beauty and the Epic Defunding of Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	The Cruel Way of His Birth