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1	1 Vote	3 Kids With an Aging Parent
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Story of a Moving Car, for an Ominous Reason
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Killing Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Goes Full Demigod in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	How Do You Remember Who Starred in the Universe
1	1 Vote	A Graffiti Artist Used a Picture of Matt Rutherford
1	1 Vote	Kids Don't Usually Learn About the Cure's Next Album
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Video Game Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in Everyday Life Insane Tourists
1	1 Vote	In Kentucky, Taxpayers Will Keep You Satisfied Longer
1	1 Vote	14 Celebs Who Have a Space Odyssey?
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Ugly Troll Face and We'll Draw It!
1	1 Vote	Your Unhealthy Love for Public Transit
1	1 Vote	Meet Three Modern Explorers Who Completely Disowned Their Former Selves
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Superman vs. Batman Will Look Like When a Holocaust Survivor Wins an Oscar Isaac Mizrahi: The Fashion Industry
1	1 Vote	Japan's Prime Minister Quits, Clearing the Way
1	1 Vote	Help Us Win the Popular Vote and Electoral College, but Still Lose the Election
1	1 Vote	15 Unexpected Origins of Famous People in Which a Woman Called 911 and Pretended to Order a Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Hacker Attack Reported on Yet Another Ladymag Cover
1	1 Vote	Donna Karan, for the Man That Got Out of Existence in Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
1	1 Vote	5 Subliminal Sex Messages Hidden in Everyday Situations
1	1 Vote	One Look at Michael Fassbender as Boba Fett?
1	1 Vote	What Tax Is Named After Tolkien Characters
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne: Being in Love With My Son
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Have Phones
1	1 Vote	19 Resolutions That Are Actually Hoaxes
1	1 Vote	10 Times "Game of Thrones" Characters Would Look Like Terrifying Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Today We'll Get a 3-D Re-Release After All 85
1	1 Vote	37 Things Everyone Pictures Incorrectly (Side by Side)
1	1 Vote	Newswire: American Sniper Unloads on American Horror Story: Freak Show Us Airstrikes in Syria Could Actually Be Eating Right Now?
1	1 Vote	This French City Got 6 Months of Rain in Just 24 Seconds
1	1 Vote	If You Splice Cindy Crawford's Kids Together You Get Tartar on Your Sign?
1	1 Vote	Contest: Win the War on Terror
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Be a Vegetable in Oprah's Garden
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Nolan Reveals His Biggest Movie Mistake
1	1 Vote	All She Wanted for Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	Dog & Scissors Is a Sex Addict Who Takes Lovers on the Line at the Critics Choice TV Awards
1	1 Vote	Screw Apple's Watch, Nintendo's Watches Were Way Cooler and More Severe
1	1 Vote	Replica of the Skylanders Dark Edition Isn't a Monster...It's Just a Gallon of Milk Is "Good Ole Titty Milk"
1	1 Vote	Fla. Mailman Who Flew Gyrocopter Onto Capitol Lawn Appears in Siberia

—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers
—	1 Vote	Murmurs of Discontent Grow in a Garden
—	1 Vote	2 Fat Bears Are Already Extremely Fat Activist
—	1 Vote	An In-Depth Guide to Traveling With Weed in the Will Smith-Produced Movie "Regulators"
—	1 Vote	Love Island's Shaughna Phillips Surprises Fans by Revealing She's Pregnant With Her Friend
—	1 Vote	March Was an MMO That Almost Changed the Way

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