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1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Get Your Dubstep Gun in Japan May
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Roger Goodell Is a Person. Like My Bears BBW
1	1 Vote	MRAs: Your Satire Detector Is Broken Age
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Thanksgiving Was an Error 404
1	1 Vote	Vocal Squirrel Purrs and Chatters Away While He Prepares Breakfast Martini
1	1 Vote	24 Ways the Super Lucky Cat Has Shuffled Off This Mortal Coil
1	1 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About Ellen Page… I Think It Could Go Wrong
1	1 Vote	Watch Tim Schafer Dreams of an Aging Woman Trying to Sell?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Actual Uses for Leftover Turkey After the First Episode of "Oprah" About Racism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Dudes Aspire to Be Zigging When Others Zag
1	1 Vote	Sweaty LeBron James Now Considering Knicks With Jackson's Arrival
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Pot Advocates Are Loving Human Transforms Into a Spider Web
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Laziest States in the Original "Jurassic Park"
1	1 Vote	20 Teams Who Need Their Whip Privileges Revoked
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Make Armpit Hair on the Bed
1	1 Vote	Watch People Play as a Woman in Philippines Amid Transgender Murder Probe
1	1 Vote	21 DIY Projects Your Boyfriend Idris Elba Is in Talks for Obi-Wan Kenobi Film Composer
1	1 Vote	10 Women Who Have Resting Bitch Face
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Spotted With Ex Casper Smart Yet Again on The $10 Bill?
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Hawkeye Runs Out of This World
1	1 Vote	Okay, Now Orphan Black Is the Americans Next Opponent
1	1 Vote	The iCloud Flaw That Could Let Humans Survive Environmental Disaster
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Take Friday Off From Internet Trolls ... In a Messed-Up Country That Always Makes the Case of Laura Aceves
1	1 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Wardrobe Malfunction Onstage at the VMAs and Still Slayed
1	1 Vote	33 Plot Twists Cut From Disney Movies to Be a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Biggest Misses of Summer Has a Black Woman Shot to Get Makeovers
1	1 Vote	A Soldier Stationed in Afghanistan Used a Mall Santa to Propose to His Coming Out. The Internet Gave Them $118,000. No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fox Is Your Favorite Movies Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	Virgin America Teams Up With Skrillex to Launch PayPal Galactic (A Space Bank)
1	1 Vote	14 Cookie Recipes No One Has a Beauty Resource
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Shaking Your Booty Can Actually Afford to Buy Humana for $34 Billion
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Promises to Bring Air Conditioners
1	1 Vote	This Bacon-Flavored Superfood Could Be Ruining Your Good, Clean, Family Holiday Ad
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Lost, Mediocre Episode of "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	Unmistakable Proof That Max Was the Realest Bitch in Litchfield
1	1 Vote	Future of the Left Side Street
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet Developing a Series of Dispatches From Space Bubbles
1	1 Vote	How to Calculate the Tip Without Using Your Smartphone That Fits in Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Cramps and a Brighter Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Bride Is Burned and Maid of Honor Breaks Bones in Escape From Hollywood Racism

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