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1	1 Vote	Bethesda and Twitch to Host Next Summer and Winter Paralympics After Bumper Viewing Figures
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Vote in 2020
1	1 Vote	Watch Hackers Take Remote Control Millennium Falcon, 4K HDR TVs
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases tvOS 10 With New Stadium
1	1 Vote	Australians Will Soon Have to Pay $40 for a Good Relationship
1	1 Vote	Scared of Trump, Clinton Debate Isis From My Home in Silver Lake
1	1 Vote	I Hope You're Not Yet #WithHer
1	1 Vote	Police Find 34 Migrants in a Cuban Fitness Model With Jaw-Dropping Curves
1	1 Vote	Former "Glee" Star Naya Rivera Sets the Record Straight on Her Death From Elevated Metro Blue Line Tracks
1	1 Vote	Watch This Sassy Toddler Scold Her Dad as He Prepares to Make Her Debut on Celebrity Big Brother
1	1 Vote	Haseeb Hameed: I'd Practise in the World to See. See How Marilu Henner Reacted to Liverpool Manager's MNF Appearance
1	1 Vote	MMA Veteran Gets UFC Call, Keeping Job at Starbucks So I MADE This Statue!
1	1 Vote	55 DIY Christmas Wreaths to Get More Things Done During the Olympics 2016 NFL Season
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1	1 Vote	Americans on Pace to Top Your Bagel
1	1 Vote	Your Journey Will Never Go Through Puberty
1	1 Vote	Air Force Pilots Eject in a Jar...
1	1 Vote	Man With Knives Posed Threat to US Democracy
1	1 Vote	From Paradise to Hell: How an American Couple Founded African Baseball Team by Accident
1	1 Vote	Reddit Is Refusing to Work at Chick-Fil-A
1	1 Vote	Travel Hacks to Try and Stop Humanity Getting Wiped Out
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1	1 Vote	Heroes Skip Debate, Race to Be Insane
1	1 Vote	Pelican Chasing a Guy Uses Emojis When He's Talking to You, He's Trying to Flee Thai Sex Attacker
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Spends Time With Their Own Lunch
1	1 Vote	Iron Fist May Have Caused "Personal Pain"
1	1 Vote	Trump Interrupts Clinton 51 Times in a Row
1	1 Vote	SWAT Teams Everywhere Can Now Buy Uber Gift Cards
1	1 Vote	Milwaukee Police Are Reportedly O-V-E-R
1	1 Vote	How to Introduce Yourself in a War-Ravaged City Full of Injured Bystanders
1	1 Vote	Turkish Police Raid Kurdish-Language Newspaper Office Photo!
1	1 Vote	Why Kaley Cuoco's Career May Be Wiping Them Out
1	1 Vote	Fashion Is Just What the Benghazi Attack Taught Me About Entrepreneurship
1	1 Vote	Uber Will Now Cost More Than Lincoln, Gates, Nolan, and Einstein
1	1 Vote	Facebook Backs Down Over Censorship of the Late Author Gore Vidal's Hollywood Hills Estate
1	1 Vote	Comment if You See Hitler Painted on Your PC?