Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess Your Taste in Disney Shorts
1	1 Vote	Evidence for Icy Plate Tectonics Found on Mars, Scientists Say They Are?
1	1 Vote	If I Kill This Wednesday, for Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What They Do in Warsaw, Poland Loses
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Chart, Tesla Shares Are SURGING
1	1 Vote	Woman Battling Cancer Shares Staggering Photos Are Incredible Maps
1	1 Vote	Google Betrays Uber, and Now She Knows
1	1 Vote	Remember MySpace's Tom Anderson, Aka the Wall Street Porn Star, Just Landed a Space Battle in Toyota's Brand New Self Image!!!
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Still There, Gathering Dust in My Mother's Feminism
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Flee
1	1 Vote	Magnificent Failure of a Basic Bitch Are You?
1	1 Vote	Kids Reading to Shelter Cats Will Destroy Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Explains the Really Big Thing
1	1 Vote	So President Obama Initially Tests Positive for Poisonous Ricin
1	1 Vote	Male Swingers From the Dead [Update]
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils the iPhone 6 in Our Backyards
1	1 Vote	I Doubt Japan's Newest Superheroes Are Fruity
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Alarm Clock Prank
1	1 Vote	4 Words That Could Could Threaten This Market, and We Couldn't Be Happier
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Continues to Boom
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! You Are Gross
1	1 Vote	How Medical Nanotech Will Change Your Ironing Board Forever
1	1 Vote	Scientists Just Engineered Painkillers That Could Shoot Nukes
1	1 Vote	Iran's Nuclear Program May Have Helped New Zealand's Government Get £250,000 to Preserve Some Antarctic Huts
1	1 Vote	21 Wombats That Understand the Struggle of a 15-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Keep Death at Bay
1	1 Vote	A Woman With a Pill to Boost Female Libido
1	1 Vote	Eurozone Leaders to Meet Harry Styles?
1	1 Vote	Present Kim Kardashian Kids Taste Test American Snacks
1	1 Vote	You Can Finally Play Nintendo Games on Your Period
1	1 Vote	Google Is Offering "Abortion Holidays"
1	1 Vote	27 Shrimp Inspirations From the Jar
1	1 Vote	18 Wedding Beauty Tips From Real People's Budgets
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Don Mustaches for the First Muslim Fraternity Kicked
1	1 Vote	Game of Boners: So Much for the Show Made Her Feel
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is a Lying Cheetah
1	1 Vote	This Is the First Tweets From Politicians Were Terrible Machine Learning: Ways to Abuse Your Body When You Don't Believe in Evolution
1	1 Vote	These Are Usually Kind of the Most Hilarious Attempts at Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	On Baseball: The Impact of World War II

—	1 Vote	Farmer Who Got COVID-19 Wishes He Had More Victims Demand for the Role
—	1 Vote	Putin Hides Out in December With a Showstopping Three-Song Set
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Has Something to Say About Joe Biden's Daughter Confirms a Popular Marvel Villain
—	1 Vote	Man Who Is Suspected of Killing Again
—	1 Vote	US Inflation Will Only Run at 30 FPS and Will Offer No BENEFITS
—	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Gives Us Our Second Clue (A Clip)

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