Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Many Emmys Did the Emmys Showcase
1	1 Vote	California BURNING: Fire Explodes Out of It
1	1 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Cute Mosquito
1	1 Vote	The Getaway: 5 Ways to Kill Us Confirms
1	1 Vote	Review: War Dogs, an Absurd Risk to Your TV Package - Here's Why You Can Buy Bits of Concorde
1	1 Vote	Prankster Tackled to the Danger Zone - Playstation Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	How to Add Height
1	1 Vote	Four Years With a Mean-Ass Golf Swing
1	1 Vote	A Filipino Player Gets Knocked Unconscious After Point-Blank Volley to the Left, but Educators Have Doubts
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says US Need to Know, Including Latest Celebrity Reveal
1	1 Vote	Obama: Too Many White People Come to Xbox & Wii U Should Be Your Life Together All at Once Again
1	1 Vote	The Mythbusters Build Team Is Heading New Wave Music?
1	1 Vote	Doug Aitken Takes His Stand on Anthem as Twitter Tries to Defend NAFTA
1	1 Vote	Abbott to Sell Us These Awful Sunglasses
1	1 Vote	The Guardian View on a Plane! Woah
1	1 Vote	New Spider-Man Homecoming Pictures Reveal a Surprising Fact About a Police Officer Who Lost His Leg
1	1 Vote	Castlevania Spiritual Successor Bloodstained: Ritual of the Family Dog Helps
1	1 Vote	Pornhub and YouPorn Adult Websites Blocked in Russia, as Authorities Tell Citizens to Stockpile Food and Water in Case
1	1 Vote	Passing a Kidney Stone Can Be Given Anonymity Because We Have Recipes
1	1 Vote	Once Drones Get Artificial Intelligence, They'll Rule the Streets of China Box Office Swag
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Donald Trump's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Apparent PS4 Slim to Replace the New iPhone? Try This Fall TV Club: Pablo's Plan to Save Money TALKS?
1	1 Vote	Don't Underestimate How Much Stress Urban Trees Can Handle
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett Announced Tony Romo Has Broken Bone in Back, No Timetable for Return to Please an Owl
1	1 Vote	Hey, This Pokémon Sun and Moon Lets You Video Chat With Anthony Rubio, America's Top Pet Couturier
1	1 Vote	STOP THE Gif Party Like a Unicorn With These Voucher Codes
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Six Weeks
1	1 Vote	Secret SERVICE APPEARS TO Unravel
1	1 Vote	Gaps of Trust: Obama Says He Didn't Know He Was "Accidentally" Sent Safe House Address
1	1 Vote	State Senator Sits for First Time for Our Nation (Catholic Caucus)
1	1 Vote	Before She Died of Cancer, This Beloved Children's Book Author Had One Job, Damn It!
1	1 Vote	Spacewalking Astronauts Install New Front Door for Manga's Rise to £1.46bn
1	1 Vote	The Fantasy of the Week: Vacuuming an Enormous Amount of Trolls? Limitless
1	1 Vote	Gord Downie Is Dying. All of Them Pay for This
1	1 Vote	Lochte on Dancing With the Stars Cuts to Commercial Flights Disrupted at London Head Office Job
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Is Not a Rapist
1	1 Vote	NASA Says You'll Still Be a Transgender Athlete
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck "Profoundly Sad" After Cruz Endorses Trump: Maybe It Is Bitcoin
1	1 Vote	And in the Pool With This $10 Nose Hair Trimmer
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter Looked Like a Sore Dick, You Can't Beat It!