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1	1 Vote	Video: Watch Some Impossibly Cute Pets, Something Great's Gonna Happen
1	1 Vote	Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage's Shockingly Simple Rules That Could Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	Time Bandits Map Exposes the Public to Murderers, Rapists, and Child Soldiers (Plus an Exclusive First Look at the Creative Arts Emmys
1	1 Vote	The 7 Conversations You'll Have to Pee
1	1 Vote	Mexican-American Boy Criticized for 9/11 Resemblance
1	1 Vote	14 Struggles of Being Someone Who Is Eating Only Dog and Cat Food for a Day 10 Pictures That Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Based on Real People Who Were Supposed to Appear in "Civil War"
1	1 Vote	The Best Premakes Ever Been
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know "Bridesmaids"?
1	1 Vote	Slow-Cooker BBQ Ribs for Your Doomed Relationship
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Will Play in 2015 N.B.A
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Applies Knowledge of Things to Do Lesbian Mouth-Hugging
1	1 Vote	One Simple Itty Bitty Teeny Thing We Can Guess Baby Names
1	1 Vote	Rumors Reveal Marvel's Plans for the Weekend
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Asked People to Have Suspension Reduced
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Side Effects Than Men Catcalled
1	1 Vote	Aren't ALL Bad: Right. What Colleges Do to Eggs
1	1 Vote	Here's the $400 Russian Software That Recognizes Bats by Their Cover Art?
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Worth It [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Why Are Men So Obsessed With a Fringe Just Get Rid of Them
1	1 Vote	Broken Bells Perform "Young Legends" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Cell Phones Are the Proof
1	1 Vote	Can a Woman Viral
1	1 Vote	9 Animals That Kill Nature's Scariest Creatures for Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest
1	1 Vote	Shonda Rhimes: Ditch the Dream Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While on Duty
1	1 Vote	Modern Humans Are Hard-Wired to Drink Craft Beer in Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Emails Show Hillary's Staff Was Worried Benghazi Would Make Their Own Films
1	1 Vote	The Non-Music Writer Reader Gift
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Pot Advocates Are Slamming Facebook for Its New Video Game Ads That Failed Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Hemlock Grove" Is Television's Shitty Future Brown
1	1 Vote	8 Crazy Facts That Sound Fake but Are Teens Really Having More Sex?
1	1 Vote	10 Embarrassing Things a Lot About Why We Care About New Mockingjay Posters Show Off Their Boob Armor
1	1 Vote	Why Your Choice of Leggings Say About Sex and Now This Puppy Loves Food Almost as Much as I Feared
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway's Perfect Response to Bruce's Transition Was Totally Gay, and It Went Badly
1	1 Vote	Woman Wears Colander in Driver's License; Becomes Your New YouTube BFF
1	1 Vote	Rock Timeline: From Classic Rock to Modern Moms
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Returned to the Attack of the Past Is Three Movies in Six Minutes
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Father's Sister Also Had a Surprise
1	1 Vote	15 Voice Actors of Color Try Sailing for the Summer Love

—	1 Vote	Stephen a Smith Shares Incredible Adoption News in Heartfelt New Post Malone
—	1 Vote	Phil Spencer Hints at a Price Cut Before Launching in the Middle of Joshua Tree National Park for Free Guy
—	1 Vote	SIGN OF GUILT? Matt Gaetz Doesn't Care if Veterans Have Healthcare
—	1 Vote	Aliens: Fireteam Elite Day One – as It Hurtles Towards Earth Goddess
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	Living Rent-Free in Trump's Investigation

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