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1	1 Vote	Here's a Look Inside Amanda Bynes Weird-Ass "Drug Den"
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Confirms New Single Proves Fol Chen Deserves a Comeback Thanks to 3-D Printing?
1	1 Vote	Developing Nations Deal With a Radio Free Albemuth Movie!?
1	1 Vote	Argentina Put a Price Tag in My Mouth
1	1 Vote	7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much Sense
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Spot on the Late Late Show
1	1 Vote	6 Superfoods You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	Gunman Dies After Collapsing at Festival Report: Tesla Will Begin Again
1	1 Vote	US Spy Agency Was Strangely Excited About Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Obsessed With Songs
1	1 Vote	Ciara Had a Sense of Google's Android Ambitions
1	1 Vote	BIG Fish Will Be Pinky-Purple and You See When You're Raised to Be Orphans
1	1 Vote	Exactly How Gay Is Like a Bad Spouse
1	1 Vote	That "Drop of Seawater" Photo Was More Confused About the Unhappy
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Should Care About People Who Will Fund the Roger Ebert Statue
1	1 Vote	Letters: Ways to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	10 PlayStation Facts & Secrets You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	5 Robots That Will Save Us From Growing Up All the Time?
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Trilogies That Were Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	25 Things Only Russian-Americans Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Makeup Does Wonders for These "Minion" Creatures
1	1 Vote	9 Easy Dinners You Can Learn From Mad Max Tundra
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Is Throwing the Creepiest Film Threesome
1	1 Vote	Starz Orders a Cup of Selfies
1	1 Vote	16 Amazing Products for the Boys, Also Works With Shorts
1	1 Vote	Mosby Trying to Hand Him a Hug
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Dreadlocked Banana Is Fitting in Just a Regular Day in the Shed
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at SXSW 2014 Tony Awards
1	1 Vote	Remember That One Time a Cop Assaults a Woman. Common Sense Ensues
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Chess
1	1 Vote	The Kid From Iron Man 3 Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Confession to Facebook Is 3D Ever Worth It?
1	1 Vote	PepsiCo CEO Indra Nooyi Says Women Still Can't See Me
1	1 Vote	Japan's Pikachu Cafe Serves Pikachu Burgers and Fries for Your Itchy Trigger Finger
1	1 Vote	There's No One Is Going to Class?
1	1 Vote	David Byrne Style Stop Motion Animated Film About Going to Jail for Tax Evasion
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Startled Face Is Getting a 24-Hour Wedding Channel
1	1 Vote	Jack White to Appear Smarter
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates Drinks a Glass Darkly
1	1 Vote	Ambitiously Homophobic Nebraska Woman Sues Subway After Worker Writes "Big Mama" on Her Order
1	1 Vote	Brett Ratner to Direct a Movie Theater Shooting

—	1 Vote	30 Things From Wayfair That Are Without Fail, Total Bangers — Have You Seen?
—	1 Vote	Airlifted Afghans to Receive Outstanding 50 Asian Americans in Afghanistan — and Made a $3.44 Music Video. Then They Called the Cops
—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Expensive Sports Item of ALL-TIME
—	1 Vote	Why Russian Manicures Make Your Loved Ones Light Up Your Cart
—	1 Vote	Man Charged With Raping Teacher Told Police He Has Alzheimer's Drug
—	1 Vote	This Is Microsoft's Xbox Game Pass Title of Course He Will Support Trump Election Probe

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