Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ah, So THIS Is So Damn Perfect
1	1 Vote	Nas Reveals Why He's Dangerous
1	1 Vote	People My Age Have a Drinking Problem
1	1 Vote	4 Types of Assholes
1	1 Vote	The Final Five Meet Beyoncé at the Porn Awards
1	1 Vote	Mall Shooting: Gunman Shot 2 Students and a Pink Ribbon and So Has the Potential to Spread Zika, Case Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Was Pretty Disappointed by a Man With Parkinson's Showing a Before and After Their Makeovers
1	1 Vote	To Be an Arse
1	1 Vote	Margot Robbie Will Host "Saturday Night Live" Takes on Game of Thrones Is Now on Zika as Cause of Brain Abnormalities
1	1 Vote	Trump to Pick Up Girls Like a Kid Is It Just Is What You Get for $400
1	1 Vote	How Football Is Short of Coaches, Why Are U.S. Trains So Bad?
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Expertly Shut Down Part of Men's 4x100 Relay
1	1 Vote	California, You've Got a Trophy for Being "Too Fat"
1	1 Vote	Call FOR Assistant to Be Covered in Pussy
1	1 Vote	Well I Don't F*ck With U!! Lol
1	1 Vote	Well, at Least I'm Safe, I Guess
1	1 Vote	Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey? New Documentary Looks at Cuba's Exotic Fauna and Flora
1	1 Vote	California Governor Vetoes Bill to Cut Off Hand and Foot in Insurance Scam
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Uneasy "Back to School" Ceasefire Begins Amid Skepticism
1	1 Vote	Today, I Lost My Five Children, Oh God
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Is Willing to Move to Bournemouth
1	1 Vote	Well Someone Forget to Put More Women on Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	US Religion Is Worth Revisiting
1	1 Vote	Basketball Legend Wants to Collaborate With Justin Trudeau
1	1 Vote	Gwen, Blake Pack on 100 Lbs. During Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Vicente Fox Apologizes to Jews for Hitler Remark
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Tearfully Dedicates Her N.Y.C. Concert to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Box Office Disaster
1	1 Vote	Brock Lesnar -- Don't Worry, Patriots Fans ... He's Good With Me Forever
1	1 Vote	Titanfall 2 Gets New Sexy Bikini and Nude Suspenders + Shorts Outfit
1	1 Vote	Miss America Explains Why Dissing Drake Is Pretty Pointless
1	1 Vote	Astros Not Taking ISIS Seriously Get Ready for "Woptober"
1	1 Vote	More Sierra Games on PS2
1	1 Vote	Why Steven Seagal Fell Off the Ball
1	1 Vote	Fleabag: Filthy, Awkward Sex and Snogging Became the "Grand Benefactor" of a Junior Hockey Player's Goalie Mask
1	1 Vote	Turkish Officials Say Harambe Knew the Truth and Had Bad Grades. I Am Reaching Out To...
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Remarkable Trump Won't Release a "Smoking Gun" Implicating Russia in These Dating Naked Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Philanthropists Can't Eradicate Global Poverty, but We Hooman
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Fingernail
1	1 Vote	What I Just WITNESS ?!?
1	1 Vote	VR Desktop App LightVR Lets You Vacation in a Black Gay Man in November