Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The Marines Are Trying to Cure Cancer Patient Who Left Car Filled With Assholes and Pussy (95% of All Time Columnist

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by sess
2016-10-02

2016-10-02

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Cancer patient killed outside treatment center
    CNN CNN
  • Read
    Smashes
    Time Columnist Lovingly Imagines Denying the Vote to People Over 65
    NewsBusters NewsBusters
  • Read
    Smashes
    'Isis supporters' who left car filled with gas cylinders by Notre Dame were plotting to attack Paris railway station
    The Independent The Independent
  • Read
    Smashes
    I'm on a quest to cure cancer with my 60FPS, enjoy.
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Marines are trying to expel an officer whose warning could have saved lives - and maybe the war.
    Los Angeles Times Los Angeles Times
  • Read
    Smashes
    My entire school is filled with assholes and pussy (95% of all students are female)
    9gag 9gag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account