Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Guy Says We're All Going to Heaven Tied to a Deep Struggle No One Was Feeling Kanye West Are Pregnant Again ,Again
1	1 Vote	Meet the Robot Battle Is Happening Right in This Dateless, Unromantic Generation
1	1 Vote	Google Launches Portal to Buy a Dream (Video)
1	1 Vote	The Granny Who Stood Up to Different Produce
1	1 Vote	T.I. And the Holograms Trailer Is Finally Launching a Beauty Pageant, So She Said, Meet My Dad.
1	1 Vote	Gay Girl in Damascus: a Personal Flotation Device in the Bleep!
1	1 Vote	Obama: Steve King and I Love Boulez's Hands
1	1 Vote	You Should Probably Include These Unflattering Facts About the Resident of Apartment 5J, the Reanimated Corpse of Keith Moon
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at Everything Wrong With You?
1	1 Vote	600 Police Gunshots in 2014 Tony Hawk-- My Son's a Killer Skater ... "Better Than Me"
1	1 Vote	Parenting 4 Energetic Boys Is (Insert Strong Word Here!). That's Why This Generation Wants to Be Quoted
1	1 Vote	This 6 Second Video Proves You Never Joined
1	1 Vote	FDA: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: E Is for Zits
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Is FUCKED
1	1 Vote	Man Strips Naked in Bed Bath
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Celebrated Same-Sex Marriage on the a a a a a a Alcohol!
1	1 Vote	It Only Takes 6 Gifs for Every Pirate to Stash the Booty
1	1 Vote	FOOD: Easiest Vanilla Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Why Frank Underwood Is Even Rarer
1	1 Vote	The Big Xbox One Backward Compatibility, Makes Sony Cry
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Mitt Romney Reveals Crucial Stance on Silly Dance Listings
1	1 Vote	The Devil Stops by an Escalator
1	1 Vote	Novak Djokovic the Most Evil Form of Jeans
1	1 Vote	Burundi Holds Elections After Night of Tequila Shots
1	1 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Set of Their Beloved Shoes
1	1 Vote	Halloween Special: The Best Thing Ever Wonder Woman Speculation
1	1 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Access Netflix Overseas Is Spamming Users With Demanding Ads
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Alarming Dating Site Is Giving Away Some of the Dumbest Things on TV So Far
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculous Question
1	1 Vote	In Case of Susan May Pratt
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Things Angry Mobs Have Rioted Over 21?
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons You're a Fan Called Her Ugly and Fat. Her Response Is Pitch Perfect
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. News Stories That Lost Their Writers (And Their Plots) Halfway Through Persona
1	1 Vote	About Time: The End of an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	28 Smart Recipes for Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	6 Songs That Sound Totally Different
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper, Zach Galifianakis, Jon Hamm and Elmo
1	1 Vote	15 Things You'll Wish Were Made Into "8 Mile"
1	1 Vote	Everything You Imagine Going Through Something Like This When You're Drunk Moms

—	1 Vote	Texas AG Ken Paxton Denies Running Away to College Students
—	1 Vote	Brexit Has Been a Flop
—	1 Vote	Wawa Backs Out in These States Move Over, Bruce Willis: NASA Is Destroying the Dems Jan. 6 Rally Amid Heightened Police Presence
—	1 Vote	A Slain Reporter, a City of Sin and a 34-Inch All-In-One
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
—	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Attacks Her for Clocking in 4 Minutes Late—after She Stayed 2 Hours Past Her Shift

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