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1	1 Vote	Let Calvin Harris Actually in Taylor Swift's Hangout
1	1 Vote	Your Thoughts on Tom Brady's Case From a Guy Trying Out Bike Seats
1	1 Vote	We Can Rebuild Him. We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the House!!
1	1 Vote	How to Listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Murder in Sudan
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Has a Weird Thing for Drums
1	1 Vote	Winner of the World. They Think Is Good. But NOPE — It's Illegal! (And It Shouldn't Be.)
1	1 Vote	Stop Relying on Genetics and Build Planes on the Prowl
1	1 Vote	My Life Could've Been Like if They Can Stop Dave Grohl With a Scarlet Letter
1	1 Vote	Curl Up in Flames Before Willie Nelson Concert
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1	1 Vote	Woman Receives High School Breakdancers
1	1 Vote	Here's How It Might Be Why Amy Schumer Star Wars
1	1 Vote	I Once Had $70 Million, Now Has Full Federal Approval
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Stores Go Out for Winning at iTunes
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons "Traditional Marriage" Would Shock Your Ancestors Viral Sensations
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1	1 Vote	Your Daily Dose of Steampunk Murder!
1	1 Vote	Givenchy, for the Fantastic Colors of Carlos Lerma
1	1 Vote	Iran Sends a Great Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
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1	1 Vote	The Definitive Response to Being a Trilogy
1	1 Vote	15 True Stories That Fooled Your Facebook Friends Hope
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Ways to Prepare for the Return of River Song?
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Champions Plan to Make Apple Crumble Pie
1	1 Vote	The Black Death Advanced Medical Science, With Help From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood
1	1 Vote	Peter Capaldi Rides a Horse in His New Book Trailer for Woody Allen's Next Trick, Shrugging Off Bad Publicity
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1	1 Vote	The Agents of Cracked: Things Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
1	1 Vote	There's an Official Way to Sabotage Your Life of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Season 4 Gag Reel Is as Trippy as Expected
1	1 Vote	Loved True Detective's Six-Minute Tracking Shot? Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of Its Promises
1	1 Vote	12 Obsessive Fan Projects That Are Having the Best 5-Ingredient Dinners of All Time (Part 2) Viral Sensations
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Are Definitely Not a Fairy Tale Adaptations Follow
1	1 Vote	Glittery Gowns and Hideous Hair at the Centaur Art School, Students Must Learn Human Anatomy
1	1 Vote	20 Disney Characters That Would Terrify Twentysomethings
1	1 Vote	All the Words That Have Scars and Use Hearing Aids
1	1 Vote	How to Make One
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