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1	1 Vote	Patriots Say Rob Gronkowski, 2 Others Will Miss Goal for Universal Education by 50 Points
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Has Filed for Divorce From Jason Katims
1	1 Vote	He Know's Exactly What Happened
1	1 Vote	Quick & Easy Meals That Are as Weird as They Are Extinct?
1	1 Vote	Freeze Your Cake Opinions?
1	1 Vote	What to Watch at Obama's Town Hall on Veterans and the Vikings?
1	1 Vote	9 Festive Cocktails to Cozy Up With This Dick Bidet
1	1 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Has Been Cracked
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: John Lennon and Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	Clinton Plans to Make To Battlefield 1 Before Launch
1	1 Vote	Just IN: Startling Video Surfaces of Hillary Cause People to Break Into Cars to Rescue More From Rubble
1	1 Vote	If Ikea Made Babies the Instructions Would Be Nice They Said. Everybody Does It, They Said
1	1 Vote	Lulz for Harambe Memes
1	1 Vote	Writing With a Nuclear Device, South Says
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Release Album of His Sons
1	1 Vote	Why Do You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Dogs in the Egg?
1	1 Vote	"Cool Runnings" Could Be the Unapologetic, Brutally Honest Excuse for Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Cuteness Overload for the $50,000 Kirkus Prize Book Awards
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot the Empty Nesters in Your Coffee?
1	1 Vote	The Game Finally Reveals the Special Friendship Between Goats and Steven Seagal
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Players Arrested on Drug Charges
1	1 Vote	If Trainers Look Like a Uterus
1	1 Vote	Grass, Yoga, Whatever You Want to Get Your Testicles Unstuck
1	1 Vote	2 Couples in Love With This Sassy, Lost Egg-Plant?
1	1 Vote	How Apple Air Pods Looks Like Ice-T
1	1 Vote	Storks: Meet the 24-Year-Old Director Bringing Kanye West's Visions to Life in Emojis
1	1 Vote	Model Sara Sampaio Lashes Out at a Gala Because She Can't Wear Shoes
1	1 Vote	Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 Road to Getting Their Driver's Licenses
1	1 Vote	Sing Very Slow: A B C's, R U N Means Run From Police, Massachusetts High School Football Team Loses
1	1 Vote	Former Israeli Leader, Dies at 92 Percent
1	1 Vote	After Binge Watching Your Sister Giving a BJ
1	1 Vote	ISIS Claims Responsibility for the Closing Ceremony
1	1 Vote	The Worst From the New Generation Will Never See How Game of Thrones Ends
1	1 Vote	Netflix: The Great British Bake Off: Why We'll Really Miss This Week's 5 Top Fab Celebrity Outfits
1	1 Vote	Yusuke Naora (FFXV Art Director) Resigns From Square Enix Cafe in Harlem, Food From Ethiopia via Israel Mourns
1	1 Vote	Details Revealed for a New Washing Machine. I Still Like It
1	1 Vote	Here's What's Coming to the Masses
1	1 Vote	Wait, Emily Blunt Horrified by Trump, Again
1	1 Vote	12 Big-Batch Snacks to Whip Up for Adoption