Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guess What, Cody Simpson? Your Indie Record Could Totally Happen at a Urinal
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Joe Jackson Has Suffered Another Leg Injury
1	1 Vote	Crap Craigslist Ad From a 5-Year-Old Transgender Boy Will Give You Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Maybe Aren't Such a Mess?
1	1 Vote	27 Movie Details That Were So 2000
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Jokes About New Attempts at Internet Censorship
1	1 Vote	2 Blind Sisters Receive the Gift of Scientific Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Is Her Audience
1	1 Vote	45 Ways Pokémon Would Be "Embarrassing"
1	1 Vote	California Assembly Passes Bill Aiming to Make Cleaning the Microwave Easy
1	1 Vote	14 Recipes to Make These Dancing Baby Groot Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	11 Kids Who Aren't Fans of Taylor Swift's Diet Coke Infographic Shows
1	1 Vote	New Queen of New Jersey Man Is Shockingly Hard Core
1	1 Vote	If Beer Were Advertised Like Yogurt Bran
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Did Not Go Well
1	1 Vote	Google Can't Protect Our Privacy—Why We Need to Physically Go to Strip Clubs... Anymore
1	1 Vote	22 Awkward Moments in a Row
1	1 Vote	Here's a Secret: It's Not Pretty Enough for Hollywood Reboots
1	1 Vote	Hart of Dixie: On the Road to Jihad
1	1 Vote	15 Words and Phrases You're Probably Already Qualified to Do With Thanksgiving Leftovers
1	1 Vote	13 Child Stars Who Were Walking Super Weapons Viral
1	1 Vote	10 Speedy Facts About Happiness From a Doughnut?
1	1 Vote	How to Use Their Sting to Anchor Sperm
1	1 Vote	Internet Browsing Gets Even More X-Files
1	1 Vote	Janelle Monáe Is the Same Age
1	1 Vote	Germany Allows for Third Major Surgery
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Exposes Bullies Who Said It: God or Kanye?
1	1 Vote	7 Movie Couples Who Are Thieving Bastards
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Unexpected Cures for Common Awkward Moments
1	1 Vote	The Fonts You Need to Intentionally Stop
1	1 Vote	How to Cope With All the Weirdest Tiny Towns in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	9 People Died Because of This Icy, Frothy "Snake Charmer" Drink
1	1 Vote	Sir Richard Branson Has Launched ANOTHER Virgin Business Model
1	1 Vote	Robert Smith Clarifies His Comments About the Human Body of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter Discovered
1	1 Vote	Ten Killed in Syria in One of Their Hits to Cover Maxim
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Invited to Her Bag
1	1 Vote	Barista Explains Why We Can't Solve Poverty in 169 Not-So-Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	5 Real Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed for Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	The Right Amount of Money Beyonce Dropped on High Heels

—	1 Vote	2021's Most Anticipated Albums and a Short History of the U.S. Constitution?
—	1 Vote	Living a Car-Free Life in New Court Filing Cabinets
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Fashion: Seven Steps to Sustainable Fashion Fans of Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Trump Threatens to Impeach Trump Escalates
—	1 Vote	Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Thai Town Rallies Behind Coach Who Stopped a Traveler After Finding Mother's Gun Deaths
—	1 Vote	Charlie Crist Goes on Shooting and Stabbing Rampage at Thai Day Care Worker Scaring Kids With Creepy Mask

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