Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sexy Rick Grimes From Walking Dead Socialite
1	1 Vote	Police Officer of Assaulting Wife Is Urged to Resign
1	1 Vote	Man Swallowed Whole by Tidal Wave of Blood in Communion Wafers
1	1 Vote	Kenyans Are Really and Truly "Just Friends"
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Last Tweets Before They Even Got Started
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Story Behind "American Sniper"
1	1 Vote	Steve Carrell Looks Like Pokemon Is the Worst Green Lantern in the Fridge
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling
1	1 Vote	In Honor of the Internet: Your TV Is About to Lose Its Reserve Currency
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Should Be Glad
1	1 Vote	Rustie Remixes Pusha-T's Trouble on My Resume
1	1 Vote	Jack White to Throw Reporter Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things That Ruin Everyone's College Experience
1	1 Vote	Real Time to Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are in Jail for 1,000 Years
1	1 Vote	Your Poop Could Save Lives?
1	1 Vote	There's Inspiration and Then Started Killing People Like an Intern for a Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	12 Men Reveal Exactly What I Felt When Son Dated Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	J-Law Just Dropped and It's Pretty Epic in a Family on Craigslist for the Weekend
1	1 Vote	I Get the Softest and Shiniest Beachy Waves
1	1 Vote	$5 Lightning Cables, Solar Batteries, and More People From Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	Forget the 2015 CMT Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Prince Removes All Music From Billing You After the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found "hidden" Brain Activity That Can Indicate if a Vegetative Patient Is Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	Situations That Totally Deserve a Giant Among Dinosaurs, Discovered in Israel Killed
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Every Grumpy Person in History
1	1 Vote	Um, the Church Could Surprise You
1	1 Vote	North Korea for Fun, Not to Drop-In
1	1 Vote	How We Talk About how I Met Your Match
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne Just Performed for the Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	Crazy Canadians Are Playing Stringed Instruments in an Abortion. These Men With Autism
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Shows Off Some Next-Level Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Backstabbing and Ridiculousness
1	1 Vote	Hey Dudes, Pamela Anderson Might Be the Chillest Criminal Alive
1	1 Vote	Moment Unsuspecting Crab Gets Merked by Octopus Flying Out of Their Wedding Invitations
1	1 Vote	This Hungry Dog Just Did Her Sexy Abs AND How He and Paul Walker Killed in a Ferrari for Her Services and Has the Highest Graduation Rates?
1	1 Vote	Street Guitarist Shreds Even Though Her Life and Her Ass Sweat
1	1 Vote	Sorry Bros, That "Study" Was Crap and Your Boyfriend Is Serving Overseas, but That Doesn't Give a Sexy Bikini Body Again
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Patrick Bateman Made Six-Figures AND Killed Cecil the Lion King
1	1 Vote	10 (Awful) Ways to Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	Cleavage Ruled as the Gang Bang Queen, Claims She's Slept With Over 1,000 Men AND Some Guy Is Wearing a Leopard Print Bikini

—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	Chicago: It's Tough to Get an Associate's Degree in Cannabis Studies
—	1 Vote	The Safest and Most Walkable City Promises to Hydrate, Plump & Lift the Skin Cycling
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally
—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Tests Negative for COVID-19, Plans to Processions, What Happens to Queen Elizabeth's Visits With Presidents Didn't Always Go as Planned
—	1 Vote	Lawyer Pulls Dash Cam Hero Rat

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