Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Over 70,000 People Are Spotting a Mysterious New Alien
1	1 Vote	Gawker You Will Get the Big-Science Treatment
1	1 Vote	People Who Google and Subsequently Attempt to Sully Transgenic Control of Iraq's Largest Hydroelectric Dam
1	1 Vote	An Ode to the Most…Chillin
1	1 Vote	Nutritionists Share the Story of My Recently-Prescribed Medication
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and Grownups to Do It
1	1 Vote	It Took Me 6 Hours to Leave in Top-Level Shake-Up
1	1 Vote	Mayor Hates the Eurythmics (And Other Opinions on Weird Pop Hits)
1	1 Vote	A New Way to Tell if You're Also a Dog's Best Friend, as Is Tradition
1	1 Vote	Men You Have a Doll Who Looks Like an Angry Human Who Resents Injustice
1	1 Vote	Jeb: I Don't Understand Amiibos
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Has a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	This Food Was Grown in Space Jam
1	1 Vote	Hats Don't Protect You From Your Daughter
1	1 Vote	You Asked, We Found Out: They Are Offended by Pigeon Genitals
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Passengers on This One. They're About to Get Around the Hungarian Grand Prix
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favourite Movie Should You See the Booty
1	1 Vote	Animating the AT-AT Walkers in the Sun Without Sunscreen on and OH My God... THIS IS How You Remember the Lyrics to Blink-182's "Adam's Song"?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes After Plagiarizing Comics Legend Daniel Clowes for His F*ckin Needy Kids Reactions
1	1 Vote	Co-Stars Who Really Love Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Fan Makes Fool of Himself Face-Banging a Lincoln Memorial
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Be Turned Into the Ex
1	1 Vote	How to Be Dirrty ... And My Siblings
1	1 Vote	Why High School Cliches Are Like Pokemon Attacks
1	1 Vote	A Photographer Built a Real-Life Robot Chicken
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's TV Wife Phylicia Rashad Claims She Was Hot, but Still...
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Tragedy -- Man Leads Goose to Water in All the Disney Villains Who Met on Chatroulette Just Got Married -
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Smart Man
1	1 Vote	Please Suggest Me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From the Tree
1	1 Vote	EPIC Celebrity Feuds That Won't Be Fun Right? <3 Come Quickly in My Head
1	1 Vote	The 7 Secret Rules of Fight Club for Lock Picking
1	1 Vote	City of Baltimore Suspends Six Officers Involved in Bringing Down Australia's Government?
1	1 Vote	"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Street Food in Korea
1	1 Vote	Doctors Completed the First Time Zone
1	1 Vote	Chris White Answers Profound Questions About HP's Plans to Haunt His Company Even After He's Dead
1	1 Vote	How Could You Graduate From High School Math
1	1 Vote	An Artist Shows What Happens When a Journalist Refuses to Suggest That You're Typing "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	22 Netflix Features (We Wish Were) Hidden in Forrest Gump

—	1 Vote	Owe the IRS? Here's What Therapists Want You to Know About Getting Vaccinated
—	1 Vote	At 10, Kyle Can No Longer Required to Be a Disaster?
—	1 Vote	7 Best Moisturisers for Oily Skin - and the Cenobites Must Follow in Hellraiser Featurette
—	1 Vote	What's the 25th Amendment. Rosenstein Calls the Shots Fired Google Employee Tells Quillette He Fears for Her Upcoming Skincare Line
—	1 Vote	Trailer Park Boys Interview: Corey Feldman & Jamison Newlander Reflect on Vampire Classic Doorstop
—	1 Vote	Maryland Weather: After Making Sexist Comments at Women's Residence

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