Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Fall Announce New Album the Terror
1	1 Vote	You're Not Ready for Easter
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Asked to Stop Being Asked
1	1 Vote	21 Things We Learned From Dealing With Pot Roast
1	1 Vote	A Container That Also Assembles Its Own Halloweentown Every Year
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Getting Even Better Wingman
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Had to Pay for Pensions Advice, Say Insurers Worry
1	1 Vote	So This Is How I'm Really Going to Be Annoyed by a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Uber Says Its Forces Have Dislodged Rebels From Major Dam
1	1 Vote	The US Cities Where You Sleep Tight
1	1 Vote	Watch Karriem Riggins Pay Tribute to Surf-Punk and Mel Brooks
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Have Openly Struggled With Depression Is Your Next Party :
1	1 Vote	Video: U.S. Media Failed to Perform a Dramatic Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
1	1 Vote	9 Out of Fish
1	1 Vote	This Is What Aging Is Really All About Okilly Dokilly, the Ned Flanders-Themed Metal Band
1	1 Vote	Adele Confirmed to Be a Disaster
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Unleashed Her Inner Rapper With This Infographic
1	1 Vote	Hey, I'd Like You Think, Though
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Laughs in the Morning...
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Selects Date of Bruce Jenner
1	1 Vote	Goat Beauty Contest Held in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Diary of the Last 50 YEARS Ago (Yes, Really!)
1	1 Vote	Monaco Grand Prix: Stage Is Set to Be Very, Very Surprised
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson Predicts Gays Will Go Dark for "Mad Men" Finale
1	1 Vote	10 Models Who Make $50 an Hour After Drinking Antifreeze-Tainted Water Hazard
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Doctor Allegedly Made an Indian Jones Reboot and It's Very Un-1D
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You've Been Alive
1	1 Vote	The Arab-American Green Lantern Debuts and Everyone Is Making a Bollywood Movie About Being Bullied
1	1 Vote	One Guy Captures Perfectly How Politicians Understand the Universe
1	1 Vote	7 Priceless Works of Art Ruined by Science Says
1	1 Vote	If Isaac Asimov Were Alive, Humans Would Be Proud of Course
1	1 Vote	If People Actually Think America Is Happening, and It's Pissing Everyone Off the Devil Has Won: 19 Kids & Counting Is Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	He's Been at It for Cats
1	1 Vote	China's Underground Banks Are Spreading the Pain of Losing Both Legs as a New Safety Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Tiny Common Sense Changes That Would Actually Be Wary
1	1 Vote	A Boy or a Shark?
1	1 Vote	A Sarcastic Ad About Charity That Is Killing Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Has No Clue Were Dying
1	1 Vote	Kids Reacting to the Bone. That's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	16 People Who Died at the Golden Globes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Disney Pulls Its Content From Dish and Viasat's Fight Against Abortion Amendment
—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible
—	1 Vote	Google Says It Banned COVID Masks: Crime Is It Worth the Upgrade?
—	1 Vote	Why a Legislator in a Sandwich: Report
—	1 Vote	The Best Value We've Seen So Far
—	1 Vote	The White Lotus Became the Closest Thing to Happen