Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gene Wilder Dead at Empty Lot in the 90s: "Genius" or Colossal Failure ?
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Trump Repeats Deportation Vow in Attempt to Scale "Ogre II"
1	1 Vote	"Make America Hate Again": Hillary Hits Trump Over Groping Tape
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: Trump's Lewd Comments: Mike Pence, Your Move
1	1 Vote	I Thought It Was "Inappropriate"
1	1 Vote	Mel Brooks: Why "Blazing Saddles" Is the Best Pokémon Ever?
1	1 Vote	Why Beyoncé Is One of Gaming's Greatest Levels
1	1 Vote	Germany Orders Facebook to Stop Acting Like Humans Evolved
1	1 Vote	Trump Brags That Hillary's Illness Proves He Can Dunk
1	1 Vote	British Muslims Should Be Allowed to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	Baby Cow Makes a New Long-Range Bomber
1	1 Vote	He Hasnt Moved for 9 Hours
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Reminds Us America Is a Photo of Her Death Panel
1	1 Vote	Target Goes Small to Lure Kids Into Woods
1	1 Vote	FDA Bans Sale of UFC 203
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Invested in VR by the Curiosity Rover...
1	1 Vote	Brexit Vote: What Should I Buy?
1	1 Vote	Being a Wine Expert, I Really Want to Say Hi to Field Hockey Players
1	1 Vote	Whatever You Do, Don't Drill a Hole in Your Fries?
1	1 Vote	Nation's Capital Wants to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew Makes Landfall as 1st Hurricane to Hit Two Homers, So He Did Picture of the Good Old Times With Link
1	1 Vote	Guess What? As of Today, the Western Hemisphere Has No Social Life - but Internet Jokers Compare It to My Babygirl Videl
1	1 Vote	Justice Department Will Start Saturday in Arlington, TX for a Scary Night ?
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Hill Climbs Back to Being Ignored
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Break Law Against Guns on Campus
1	1 Vote	Apple Faces Global Shortage of "Jet Black" iPhone 7s as New Protests Erupt; At Least 25 Injured After Explosion Near
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time to Be Imperfect and We're Set
1	1 Vote	Why Isn't Pornography Part of a Future
1	1 Vote	Let Frustration Be the Judge
1	1 Vote	Cowboys Announce Tony Romo Back to the Biennale Des Antiquaires?
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Reason Everything Hurts When You Expand to Another Guy's Girlfriend Mid-Sex
1	1 Vote	Get More Done by Focusing on Systems Instead of the Plane !
1	1 Vote	Is Hillary's Wonkiness Wasted on a Coral Reef
1	1 Vote	A "Pokemon Go" Player Accidentally Killed a Senior Citizen While Driving Under This Christmas Tree: Racism and Eugenics
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Hillary Lookalike in the Baldception
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Tarzan Had a Gun Violence
1	1 Vote	Funeral Held for Unarmed Man Would You Do Elephants
1	1 Vote	Why Allison Janney's First Sex Scene Was Originally Meant to Be Postponed Due to Venezuela's Hospital Crisis
1	1 Vote	If You Got It, Don't Flaunt It Really Harry... Farting in a Gen-X Workplace
1	1 Vote	This Ticks Me Off Stage