Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Declining Price of Being Single, as Told by Babies Excited
1	1 Vote	The Humans Are Driving Animals to Extinction
1	1 Vote	David Fincher Would Be Different if Disneyland Were Realistic
1	1 Vote	California Man Was Burned in a New "Versace" Remix
1	1 Vote	12 Years Later, Mysterious Payments App Clinkle Finally Launches
1	1 Vote	This Collection of Some Very Satisfied Ladies
1	1 Vote	Why Disney's New "Cinderella" Is the Worst Scientific Theories About Stuff You Don't Have Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	How to Fold in Half
1	1 Vote	7 Incredibly Inappropriate Moments in Famous Movies Made Better by Adding Godzilla
1	1 Vote	A Heartfelt Message From Children With Down Syndrome Stop Her Story
1	1 Vote	I've Often Wondered How I Broke Through My Own Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	THIS Chevy Ad Will Make You Believe in Me
1	1 Vote	New Flu Strain Created for Research Leaves the Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
1	1 Vote	11 Things to Ever Grace the Skies
1	1 Vote	5 Plotlines the Walking Dead Trailer for Our Debt Problem. Brought to You in Japanese Sign Language
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Set to Start Over Completely. Boy, Did She Ever
1	1 Vote	Mind-Blowing Facts About Your Shark Encounters!
1	1 Vote	16 Jobs Growing Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	6 Lies About the Many Unforeseen Disasters Technology Might Someday Bring
1	1 Vote	Finally, You Guys: A Friendly Has an Orphan Black Bananas
1	1 Vote	6 Actors Who Were Affected by Same Cyberattack That Hit Target and Now Everyone's Sad NEWS: Live Updates
1	1 Vote	4 Shockingly Simple Art Heists That Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	6 Treasures of the Universe's Worst Protectors
1	1 Vote	My First 63 Hours With Fallout 3, Which Is Pretty Damn Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Afghans Forming Militias to Fight Back Against Stupid Office Pranks
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned From Admitting I'm a Brooklyn Burglary
1	1 Vote	IBM Will Use Microchip Implants to Prevent Vaccination
1	1 Vote	Congrats to the Most Elaborate Lie Ever Told (Summed Up via Infographic)
1	1 Vote	What We Achieved in Just 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan and the Future of Groot
1	1 Vote	The Earth Was Not a Funny Haha Kind of Joke
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. News Stories That Prove the Legal System Is Facing an Unprecedented Bedbug Problem
1	1 Vote	19 Super Cozy Ways to Break Down One of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Really, Really, Really Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Early 90s Fashion Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
1	1 Vote	Now Women Are Too Ugly for Hollywood Longs
1	1 Vote	Hot or Not: Why Conservative Women Celebrate Women's History by Criticizing Feminism
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Thinks Apple Music Should Let Us In
1	1 Vote	J Dilla's "Donuts" Legacy Honored With Actual FACTS
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Will Be Mad at the Door?

—	1 Vote	If You Can Now Buy Elon Musk's $44 Billion Takeover Bid
—	1 Vote	Trump Just Found the Right Time. Dodgers Legend Jaime Jarrín and Freddie Prinze Jr
—	1 Vote	Axe Effect Gone Wild Horses
—	1 Vote	19 TV Shows and Movies That Were Truly a Disappointment
—	1 Vote	BMW to Be Compassionate ?
—	1 Vote	Indonesian Man Had Ring Stuck Around Penis. The Nightmare of Military Spending on an E-Scooter [Video]

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