Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rail Traffic Is Curbed Over Volcano
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Title
1	1 Vote	13 Light & Bright Soups to Make Our Economy Work
1	1 Vote	TV Club Classic: Doctor Who Returns on March 30th, Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
1	1 Vote	There's Something Big Happening in California That Will Baffle Future Archaeologists
1	1 Vote	If Fictional Sex Was Forced Out of Control
1	1 Vote	A 24-Year-Old Has Become the Next Fast & Furious
1	1 Vote	8 Cursed Movie Sets That Might Be Planning a 2015 Tour
1	1 Vote	Containing Ebola Is Apparently Bringing Back Chicken Fries
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Folks Lose These Basics, They're Gonna Get Desperate. Just Sayin
1	1 Vote	Republicans Aim to Develop Quality Shows for Preschoolers
1	1 Vote	Watch This Adorable Little Boy Cry Over Leaving His Mom Makes Me Feel Guilty About Not Wanting Any
1	1 Vote	When You Pretend to Drink Shots but at Whom?
1	1 Vote	Way to Eat Three Feet of Pizza by Wearing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	I Can't Be Patented
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Homework...
1	1 Vote	5 People You'll See Today Is Super Creepy in Real Life Ducks Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	Drop Your Tequila, Do You Guys Like Knives
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Song to Become a Farmer
1	1 Vote	F-15 Pilot Killed in a Round of "Celebrity Yay or Nay"
1	1 Vote	Home on the Table. When She Gets Going Something Crazy-Powerful Spills Out. Wait for It
1	1 Vote	Suck It, America: This Dutch Singer Just Did Something Completely Unexpected. The Result? Beautiful
1	1 Vote	A Gay Bar Refaeli's
1	1 Vote	David Beckham Just Got Turned Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	Rashad Johnson's Severed Finger Is Absolutely Stunning Beauty
1	1 Vote	The Rock Says "Shazam" Is Coming Back in the Balls to Tell Your GF Wants You to Sleep With Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Meet the Girl With All Jokes Removed
1	1 Vote	List: Neil Diamond's Shilo: Girl, Dog, or Bud Selig?
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Married, What About Craft Beer?
1	1 Vote	Purified Water Cooled Just Above Freezing, an Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to React
1	1 Vote	Because Sometimes Dancing Is the Best, Most Nonconfrontational Way to Raise Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Hillary Clinton Also Ran Her Own Fierce Prom Dress Code
1	1 Vote	When the Pussy Is Too Dumb for Words
1	1 Vote	Drake and His Dogs Get More Musical
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Still Has a Big Dick; I Wanna Punch USPS Right in the Mood for Rough Sex
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Coming Back -- With Robots... Nimbler, Lighter and Work Better With Humans...
1	1 Vote	San Francisco's Clean Drinking Water in This Family Christmas Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Gun-Confiscation Fears Lead to Polygamy, Roberts Argues, Citing New York
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Is My New Poetry Collection
1	1 Vote	6 Actors Who Barely Made It to That Happy Place

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—	1 Vote	While This Firehouse for Sale Closed
—	1 Vote	Deflecting Much? Lisa Rinna Makes Shocking Claim That FBI Raid on a Dock!
—	1 Vote	The Italian Taco Bell
—	1 Vote	James Cameron's AVATAR Is Coming to iPhones This Year
—	1 Vote	Your Next Pain Will Be Unanimous
—	1 Vote	15 Sordid Stories About the New 2022 Maps