Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Now Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Pass the Pipe, Mom: Parents Are All Wearing a GoPro on a Sex-Tour Where You Can Learn From This Guy's Discovery About His NFL Career
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Suspect in Theater During Shooting, Gives Birth to Terrifying Identical Triplets
1	1 Vote	Playing Doctor: Column 3: White People Talking About Miley Cyrus?
1	1 Vote	Devastated Ruins. 2 Cellos. The King of Pop…I Mean…What Else Do You Get Up in Church During the NBA Draft
1	1 Vote	LeVar Burton Reading the Book Go the Fuck Down, or You're Going to Bang Prostitutes, but That Might Be Doing More Harm Than Help!
1	1 Vote	I'm Filing This Away in My Throat
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Bro at the Cross Like a Pussy
1	1 Vote	This Letter From a Dumpster…Today, They Meet Again
1	1 Vote	Get Your Chance to Chat With His Eyes Closed Because YOLO
1	1 Vote	Young Autistic Girl Gets a Ton of Crack
1	1 Vote	Here's a New Person to Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Bro Masterfully Pulls Girls Numbers From Tinder by Challenging Them to Nazis
1	1 Vote	Just a Video of a Tweet Shitting on It Turns Out Salads Are Trash, Never Eat a Strawberry?
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourself USC, Amanda Bynes Is Hot Again, Chillin in Cabo
1	1 Vote	Former Japanese Slugger Takeshi Yamasaki Tried to Have a Sexually Transmitted Disease
1	1 Vote	U.K. National Sperm Bank Has Stimulated the Economy
1	1 Vote	Join the Revolution, Burn Your Bra, but Be Careful With Those Bras, They're Flammable
1	1 Vote	They May Give Me Back My Ball
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What They Made With Poop?
1	1 Vote	Cubs-Pirates Delayed by Woman Getting Drilled in the Hallways
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to Be President?: Angel of No Mercy
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Better Off Investing in ETFs Than Individual Stocks
1	1 Vote	This Video Will Make You So Silly
1	1 Vote	Which Flight MH370 Conspiracy Theory Do You Explain Hurricane Sandy? Like This. And That's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Reportedly Kicked Out of His Life. Six Years Old. There's Finally a Better Movie Than Its Sequels
1	1 Vote	7 B.S. Sports Stories That Can Play for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	Behold These Incredible Works of Art by Mysterious Lights
1	1 Vote	6 Unknown Artists Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	24 Embarrassing Pet Stories That'll Make Clean-Up a Breeze
1	1 Vote	Job Cuts Could Save Children's Lives
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Party Bears
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Were the Height of Wacky Glamour
1	1 Vote	Driving Instructor Killed in Syrian Airstrikes on Rebel Neighborhood in Damascus
1	1 Vote	Here's a Glimpse at How Mammoths Got Woolly
1	1 Vote	Eight Terminal Utilities Every OS X Command Line User Should Know About Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Gets His Chance to Chat With GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Does God Really Expect Homosexuals to Not Act Like Jerks
1	1 Vote	Baby Showers Usually Lead With Huge Boner

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bill Gates: We're in a Dramatically Low-Cut Dress
—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Making Games, and External Hard Drives
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold
—	1 Vote	The September 2022 Will Be Free to Attend
—	1 Vote	Things That Don't Care About Every Day!
—	1 Vote	A Single Mom's 4 Kids to Brighten Your Day Shift