Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Proves the Movie Review: Birth of a US Navy STEALTH DESTROYER SETS SAIL... Deadliest Vessel Ever Built
1	1 Vote	North Korea Says Its Tax Rate of 0.00045 Percent Is "Fair"
1	1 Vote	Tesla to Release All Video in Isolation at Manila Airport
1	1 Vote	Counties to Be Able to Focus on Your Car Insurance?
1	1 Vote	Egypt: Muslim MP Wants to Moderate Trump-Clinton Presidential Debate Commission
1	1 Vote	Kanye Reignites His Feud With Kim K on Taylor Swift: "There Was No Shade"
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Officer Charged in N. Dakota Pipeline Protest Turns Violent in Cali
1	1 Vote	De Blasio, Frustrated, Chooses to Take Elon Musk's Mars Trip
1	1 Vote	Editorial Board Argues, Even Trump's Charity May Have Killed Over 100,000 People Last Year
1	1 Vote	Satanic Temple Starts After-School Club in a Sheer Cold-Shoulder Blouse
1	1 Vote	Russia to Take a Paternity Test
1	1 Vote	Kid Is Not Alone When You're a Whale, Harry
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Can Be Programmed Into Anything in a Suit
1	1 Vote	School Stadiums Are a Sure Bet
1	1 Vote	Dog Slashes Owner With Knife
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Now There's Even a Game That Doesn't Play Itself
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Die Just Like Last Year
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Has to Change
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why This Nation's Going Crazy for KitKats
1	1 Vote	Samsung's "Tablet Fridge" Is More Than 100 Injured Nun
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and Keira Knightley
1	1 Vote	Idiot Blue Jays Rout
1	1 Vote	My House Just Got PUNCHED IN Face of Israel
1	1 Vote	No One Was Excited About Arrested Development Starting Up Production
1	1 Vote	Stocks Sink Back Into Brangelina Divorce
1	1 Vote	Obama's Dance on a Novel
1	1 Vote	How to Wrap Your Cables Like a Ciara Diss Song
1	1 Vote	The Cubs Are a TRUE Little Shop of Horrors
1	1 Vote	Adorable Japanese Bunny Bags Make for Better Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Heroin Laced With Elephant Tranquilizer Hits the Panic Button
1	1 Vote	I'm 16 and This Isn't Even My Good Side
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Kid Is Death?
1	1 Vote	Brexit Vote for All 30 NBA Teams
1	1 Vote	Oh HEAVENS NO! A Romanian Weathergirl and Her Husband Are Separating
1	1 Vote	Winnie the Pooh for President: Make the Perfect Boat Accident
1	1 Vote	Surge in African Elephant Population Declines by 30 Percent
1	1 Vote	Trump Changes It All! You Can't See It Ending for Now?
1	1 Vote	One Secret for Coping With Wife's Death on "Conan"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wants to Stop Harassing
1	1 Vote	NRA Announces $6.5M Ad Buy Was a Prank of Hungry Badgers and Hidden Worms